"I'm watching natural selection happen in real time." A woman's coworker brings raw chicken to the office, and fortunately for us, she was ready to live tweet the harrowing experience. All becomes undone, as stomachs wrestle what sounds like a solid case of food poisoning.
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These temporarily panicked employees share tales of the times their bosses summoned them for all manners of unexpected, crazy BS. Nothing quite makes the adrenaline surge like your boss asking for you in their office.
These employees are here to share with you their methods for projecting an image in the workplace of important business matters, while in reality, you're entertaining your brain with something outside the job description/requirements. Sometimes, accomplishing what you want in the confines of a job, is all about providing a certain appearance. It's up to you, whether or not you own up to what you're doing, if you get caught in the act!
You've gotta love office humor. In this case however, office humor meets its match in fiery waves of passive aggressiveness. What is so hard about having it out, and saying what you need to say, without hiding behind a sticky note to get the job done? Who knows. Conflict is tough.
An article from The Washington Post states that people currently in the workforce are treating their jobs more like a Tinder match, and ghosting (ditching without notice) with reckless abandon. Is it just a symptom of the times, or is The Post itself a bit off the mark on this one? Check out the original article over here, and then take a look at the (inevitable) wave of outrage, in response to such a statement.
Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that.
