coworkers

I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis! 

There are a lot of reasons to leave a job. Maybe you get a better offer at a different place for more money. Hell, maybe the job just sucks. These people just happened to leave because they were violent, dumb, selfish, creepy and just plain stupid. For more like this, here are some dumbstruck employees sharing stories of their dumbest coworkers.

If you ever get bored at work and your boss is cool with you kicking it with their dog, THIS is a solid idea for something to do. That being said, we wonder if his boss loved it, or fired him instantly. 

If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up. 

Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.

This guy went ahead and asked the internet if he was a jerk for calling his co-worker chunky, after she repeatedly called him slim. It sounds like a case for HR, but they were nowhere to be found. So the internet's here to pass the final verdict. 

Sometimes a revenge is best served with years in the making. In this case, it sounds like crappy co-worker got it in the long run. If you're looking for another great revenge tale, we recommend checking out the time a man's wife cheated on him with his best friend and he went and revenged so hard that they self-destructed!

Pro Tip: DON'T let your boss know you're too good at your job. If they don't already know, they'll find a way to make your life more difficult with potential for no pay increase, OR they'll cut your hours down and you'll watch that money fade away. At least people got helpful in the comments section. Here'sanother pleasant story of a boss being despicably cheap, except in this case it's a revenge tale! 

Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

When Twitter User, Adrian Harewood , showed up to work wearing mismatched shoes, and lived to tweet about it; the rest of Twitter stepped forward to offer up their own experiences not being able to show up with their sh*t fully put together. The resulting thread is brimming with panicked moments that we all might (unfortunately) be able to relate to, when we weren't having our best days. 

"What about Bob?..." This guy's coworker named Bob figured out how to play the system. And he did so for 15 years! Never underestimate the power of a clipboard, and what it can do for you when you're trying to look busy. That being said, Bob is the real MVP. 

This boss is an absolute mess of problems. Hopefully this woman's story of her multi-layered nightmare of a boss, doesn't remind you of ANYONE you've crossed paths with in the workspace. If so, it is time to run for the hills like nobody's business! 

This drama-fueled Twitter thread's got a strong dosage of utter ruthlessness. Coworkers can get VICIOUS when lunches are stolen. Let this tale of a coworker getting their lunch stolen serve as a cautionary tale to all. Eat your own food, and don't mess with other people's stuff!