coworkers

You can't make this sh*t up. This immaculate, far-fetched Twitter thread will forever be the gift that keeps on giving. We're glad they were able to track down the culprit by the tale's end. 

In all fairness the text from the unknown number is pretty aggressive. Hopefully they can laugh this one off. 

These people couldn't care less, and it's glorious. They perfected the exit strategy. 

Your craziest boss might seem relatively sane after reading through these. 

This guy's got the kind of coworker that sounds (easily) worse than most. The revenge that follows seems like it might've been inevitable. 

The manager ends up getting herself fired for this insane, emotionally vacant ignorance. 

These poor souls are going through it...

These people did basically asked to get fired. The massive amount of carelessness at play in these stories is almost twistedly inspirational in its own regard.