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When the world told these people, animals, and things to not do things, they did them, by gum. Not necessarily enough to get themselves in trouble, but more just for the thrill of breaking the rules. If you wanna see more people break the world in a way that it can be easily repaired by tomorrow, then here's more.

At least they didn't stick around and waste more tax-funded man-hours trying to resolve the most idiotic road rage incident we've ever heard of. If you ever find yourself in this situation and are considering calling the cops, please consider calling a therapist instead. Holy crap. If you wanna read about some more idiots interacting with cops, here's this.

Everyone's trying to just get through the day unscathed, but sometimes it seems like life is doing everything it can to make it so that doesn't happen. Here are some moments that will either confirm your negative outlook or give you some peace of mind knowing that these things aren't happening to you. And if these aren't enough, here's a bunch more.

These moments range from mild inconvenience to wild calamity. They'll likely make you feel glad you don't have to go through this stuff, or you might just laugh at these peoples misfortune. If you're in the business of watching people have a bad time, we suggest checking out these day-changing moments.

There's something cathartic about watching bad things happen. We're not sure if this makes us bad people. Maybe it just makes us bored people. Anyway, here are some really unenviable times people had their day go awry due to some terrible or inconvenient unforeseen circumstance.

Andrew Sipowics had some pretty impressive news for Twitter when a kid left a note on his banged up car. When we were in 6th grade, all we were worried about was video games and being terrified of girls. Anyway, since the hit and run, the bus company paid for the damage and fired the driver.

We've got piles of garbage! We've got ruined couches! We've got spurned lovers and misfortune of all stripes! There's a lot of ways to turn someone's day into crap, and these are just a small few.

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

Sometimes it's a good reminder to see how badly some other people are doing. It puts things in perspective.

Life will throw a lot at you, from embarrassing inconveniences to exploded trucks of medical waste. Sometimes it's good to remember that we all share these hurdles and remind ourselves that we all have our own different sets of challenges. Other times it's fun to laugh at how ridiculously bad things can get. And boy, do things go bad a lot.

These moments of instant CAR-ma are brought to you by drivers who let their emotionally-charged impulses take the wheel. Things like those crazy yellow and white solid or dotted lines are there for an even crazier thing, like providing a little structure to the chaos of the road. When you choose to cross the line (literally) and jeopardize another driver's safety, the universe has an uncanny knack for intervening with flashing red and blue lights. 

The world is rife with people who will shamelessly ask for free crap. Even when something is free, it's not good enough. So tread facebook marketplace lightly, or you may run into one of these irrational people. This behavior is absolutely maddening. If this kind of thing gets your motor running and you want to spend more time angry, then you can find more right here.

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

Yeah, being late to work or stepping in dog poop does suck, but things could be worse. You could be publicly humiliated, accidentally cause an enormous amount of property damage, or even come into mortal danger. Some unfortunate situations are more ridiculous or ironic than others. Chances are you aren't having all of this happen to you right now.

Things are going well and then all of a sudden your foot falls through the floor, you spill your spaghetti into your shoes and your birth certificate flies into a wood chipper.