cars

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.

These petty grievances are beyond comprehension. 

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

It's all fun and games until the seagulls notice you have fries. Then you're lucky just to get outta there. Here are a bunch of instances that'll make you realize your day is probably going pretty smoothly.

The universe really has a talent for screwing people over. Things you wouldn't even think possible can instantly become a 600 dollar car payment. Here's some folks who are probably having a worse day than you.

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

Horsepower and torque DON'T cure stupid. 

Do some eye push-ups, so the can be ready for all the optical confusion coming their way.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

You may be having a bad day. But at least you didn't run a cargo ship into another cargo ship. Most Likely.

What we're trying to say is, maybe your mediocre day has actually been a pretty good day in disguise. Here's some people who have without a  doubt gone through a rough patch.