cars

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

Horsepower and torque DON'T cure stupid. 

Do some eye push-ups, so the can be ready for all the optical confusion coming their way.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

You may be having a bad day. But at least you didn't run a cargo ship into another cargo ship. Most Likely.

What we're trying to say is, maybe your mediocre day has actually been a pretty good day in disguise. Here's some people who have without a  doubt gone through a rough patch.

You take a lot of things for granted when you know what everything sounds like. It especially helps to know when to be quiet. Sure would suck to find out too late that farts make a sound.

Never know what you'll see while you're out and about driving around. 

You know that moment when you're talking to an incognito mouth breather who exposes himself with a disruptive moment of pure stupidity...and you're left genuinely speechless? Like there are no words to fill the void left by that moment. Yes, well, these 15 mods are a baffling kind of dumb. I just want to understand, but I think that's a fool's errand. At the very least, these people didn't fail to bring some originality to the table. Good on them for that. 

Sure, there's no sense crying over spilled milk, but a literal ton of garbage spilled on the freeway? That's something to get upset over.

You know that moment when you discovered your favorite show wasn't on Netflix anymore? Crushing, we know. We think about it every day. Someday, we'll move passed it but right now it still hurts too much.

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

It's good that stuff like this exists. The items themselves aren't necessarily good, but it's good that they have a chance to see the light of day.

These people and things tried. They really tried. Did they try hard? Absolutely not. But what's important is that that they ended up looking dumb.

These instant karma stories are about the times when people pushed their luck and luck pushed back.