Cars!
Nobody's favorite Pixar movie is Cars, even though it is far and away the most profitable Pixar film. However, if you ever had any biological questions aout the Cars franchise, which I know you have, this video will save you a lot of time.
YouTuber The Film Theorists have once again thrown another crazy, obsessive conspiracy theory that take every aspect of the film from its magical origins to their killjoy conclusions. Connections between the Pixar movies must exist in unified universe, so he can force theories like the Cars in Cars are bugs or something.
Anyway, these are impressive and entertaining ideas, but also not that important. I'm not sure why you would spend so much time only on the surface of a film, instead of actually engaging with the meaning of it, but hey it's just a theory... a film theory.
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Nascar, for the most part, is just driving in circles. Sorry, dudes, but it's true. It's not that fun to watch, unless of course there's a fight, which there was yesterday.
Apparently, Joey Logano bumped into Kyle Busch on turn four, causing Busch to spin out and costing him the race. Obviously, Busch was none to happy about this and decided to thank to Logano personally after the race with a little punch in the face.
Logano described the incident saying:
I don't know. I was racing him right there at the end with our Pennzoil Ford. … Kyle and I usually race really well together and don't have any issues. He tried to pin me down into the corner underneath Brad. We about crashed and I was still trying to gather it up in the center. I was going to spin out, so I'm trying to chase it up (the track) and he was there.
Here's the incident itself:
But people on Twitter described it as the best thing ever.
There are certain laws of the universe that you just don't argue with, here it's the fact that everything is better in twos.
One thing's for sure, there's no way you can fail when you have a couple of twins sucking hard.
Look, kids, you don't need seatbelts. Just run around in the backseat. That's the way we did it when I was bopping. And you want to bop, don't you. Of course you do. You want to be cool like your old man. Now standup in the backseat and have the time of your life.
Like bullfighting, the Running of the Bulls is fun for spectators and horrible for the bulls. Audiences watch in delight as man asserts its dominance over the four-legged by showing that they're faster and stabbier than the bull. But if you put that sword down or take those Nikes off, you are f'd.
This bull gets it. Show what you do by just destroying this small SUV.
"I don't know the car could explode?"
Men always listen to your passengers, whether you're too proud to ask for directions or you're driving past a flaming wreckage.
This video comes straight out of Charlotte, NC, where a rubbernecker and his family drove past a car fire. Slowing down to see what's happening, the driver's female passenger asks to move away from the car. Why? Because it might explode. Then it does.
Keep driving.
Sometimes when you have a car that’s worth more than $150,000, you have to show the world that you don’t give an F about S.
This is even better than one of those screamer mufflers becasue it turns out 20 rubber chickens shoved in a tailpipe sounds like a thousand cats crying for food.
Icing on the cake? This license plate:
Seems like this would be a good time to post this clip from Beverly Hills Cop. Hey, it involves tailpipes.
