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It's all fun and games until the seagulls notice you have fries. Then you're lucky just to get outta there. Here are a bunch of instances that'll make you realize your day is probably going pretty smoothly.

The universe really has a talent for screwing people over. Things you wouldn't even think possible can instantly become a 600 dollar car payment. Here's some folks who are probably having a worse day than you.

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

Horsepower and torque DON'T cure stupid. 

Do some eye push-ups, so the can be ready for all the optical confusion coming their way.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.