cars

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

Horsepower and torque DON'T cure stupid. 

Do some eye push-ups, so the can be ready for all the optical confusion coming their way.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

Hopefully you'll get through the day without hundreds of tons of salt enveloping your car. So if you're like most people, your chances of that not happening are pretty good.

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

You may be having a bad day. But at least you didn't run a cargo ship into another cargo ship. Most Likely.

What we're trying to say is, maybe your mediocre day has actually been a pretty good day in disguise. Here's some people who have without a  doubt gone through a rough patch.

You take a lot of things for granted when you know what everything sounds like. It especially helps to know when to be quiet. Sure would suck to find out too late that farts make a sound.