This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.
Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.
With every new job, experience and connection comes amazing potential for colossal screw ups. It's almost as if there's a contest to see who can waste the most money and inconvenience the most people.
It's all fun and games until the seagulls notice you have fries. Then you're lucky just to get outta there. Here are a bunch of instances that'll make you realize your day is probably going pretty smoothly.
