Alright those joy sticks are something else though.
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Via Kieren Dawson
This neighbor is the hero the world needs and deserves. This is too satisfying for its own good.
Usually if you hear a retail story it's gonna be about how horribly entitled a customer is. However, this time it's about a customer who seriously needed help and found exactly the right person in a mechanic on a slow day. For more wholesome stories, here's one about a senior who mistook a guy's car for a taxi or this lazy genius school project story.
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It's a horse-drawn donut. Before The Fast and The Furious movies, this is all people had.
This dude wouldn't stop parking on their property and making things a problem, so they turned it into an expensive place to park. This sounds like the kind of thing you can only do if you have a lot of patience and an extremely bored sheriff. When neighbors get into disputes, things can get ugly, like this neighbor who hammered nails into a fence and got their yard redecorated, or this guy who towed in pro revenge on his petty neighbor.
If you insist on paying a third of the asking price, get rejected multiple times, and then bully the seller until they seem to magically change their mind and give you exactly what you wanted, you should be a little more skeptical than this guy. People are known to send lowballing dudes on wild goose chases. For another ridiculous car drama, here's a delusional buyer who rejected a $3K civic. The world keeps on turning, and entitled people never stop with their unyielding demands.
After enough of this guy's passengers cancelled rides, he decided to call a passenger's bluff with a bluff of his own. All in all, this is probably a pretty bad idea. There's probably a better way to get someone out of your car that won't result in a possible kidnapping case, but it looks like this at least got some results. There are some folks who just don't give a heck. For more stories of customer shenanigans, here are dumb things people did in stores.
How many tales of mistaken identity end with accidentally stealing someone's car for 45 minutes? This guy noticed something was off after he noticed the car seats. Good thing there weren't any kids in them. People make incredibly stupid mistakes all the time, like this woman who had groceries delivers and failed all over the place.
If you've ever tried to find an affordable, reliable car for cheap then you know just how stupid this interaction is. Depending on where you live, a good Civic for 3,000 is an angel's song wrapped in golden underwear. Hopefully for their sake, they'll never realize how dumb they've just been. There's just a too many entitled individuals out there with unreasonable demands.
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Live stand-up comedy is a hard thing to do during a nationwide quarantine. This particular approach has audience members drive in and tune in to a particular radio station tuned to each comic's mic. To get some real-time feedback there's the policy of "honk when you laugh." It's weird to see a parking lot full of cars honking and have it be a good thing, but the idea is definitely a creative solution to the issue of holding a live event.
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What started off as the inconvenience of having one's gas tank siphoned ended as a major let down when the jackass accidentally lit everything on fire. In a more just world, this would've happened to the thief's car, but no, he just drives off. All you can really say is that at least he didn't get much gas.
Being in a car accident is stressful enough. Throw on some fraudulent accident reports and you've got yourself a legal nightmare that this mom handled like a beast. For another tale of satisfying revenge, here is an entitled neighbor who chopped down a tree that ended up costing 700 K.
