askreddit

AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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People describe things that smell good, but taste terrible | duchy4112 5h Candles Reply 626

Things That Smell Good But Taste Bad

A collection of the dumbest things that guys did to prove their manhood | erwreckahh 1d Coming server. Man literally said he didnt need or want help maybe he didnt want share tip? Who knows bro) anyway, carried 15 drinks on one tray with TWO full coffee pots and broke every single glass. Did not see man after shift. Tried do this all with one hand

Dumbest Things Dudes Did To Prove Their Manhood

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People describe the dumbest things that they actually believed | slotwima trees created wind child at time, but feel so dumb about one.

Dumbest Things People Actually Believed

People describe dirty insider secrets from their professions | MatrixGodfather0435 1d whole lot guys aren't tech savvy. They just know Google well.

Dirty Insider Secrets In People's Professions

People share the funniest historical facts that they know | Ginger_Chick 12h has been all over reddit forever, but fact Andrew Jackson's pet parrot ejected Jackson's funeral swearing, will never not make giggle.

Funniest Historical Facts That People Know

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AskReddit replies to people experiencing "everyone clapped" moments | b_wald81 15h driving some friends home christmas party hit some black ice, sending car careening sideways down 180° offramp saved and got damned thing stopped, pointing right direction and our lane, by time got bottom ramp. There no clapping, but there cheering.

"And Everyone Clapped" Stories

People describe the laziest things that they've ever done | stickyWithWhiskey 18h 2 Awards once put instructions go right side house and deliver pizza first window (my bedroom didn't feel like walking front house get my pizza. Driver obliged, and got very nice tip.

People's Laziest Moments

People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

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A collection of times that egotistical people got put in their place | letsgingerale my electricity got shut off and couldn't submit claim on their website because had no power

People's Best "No Power Here" Moments

People share stories of their nightmare coworkers in an AskReddit thread | DasCthulhu have co worker who insists on talking like have 0 knowledge my field despite actually having more experience and higher job title than him. He also lectures people like he is their manager even if they have been there longer than him even listened him "reprimand" his own supervisor! He just gave lecture other day on install network printer ive been 8 years now and hell lot more industries than he has.

People's Stories Of Their Nightmare Coworkers

People describe common skills that they quite simply don't possess | Reddit thread Wrapping presents watch videos every time but still can't do

Common Skills People Simply Don't Possess

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Lawyers describe their biggest revelations when in court | kingofthenorthwpg 11h 3 9 4 Awards Friend and classmate mine parked downtown, which is not great neighbourhood. Someone comes up her window carjack her. She slowly rolls down her window, and her most disappointed voice is like "Come on X just got out on bail X then proceeds apologize and walks away.

Lawyers' Biggest Revelations In Court

Trippy glitch in the matrix moments | nitrOzeus133 15h have this weird thing where l'll be out somewhere, at mall example, and see someone know, but upon closer inspection 's not person thinking s just someone who looks like them. Then later on during day l'll actually end up seeing very person thought saw earlier s fucking weird and happens all time. And 's not usually people see on regular. Often 's people haven't seen years sometimes happens with other stuff too, like music sometimes think so

People's Trippiest Glitch In The Matrix Moments

An AskReddit thread about the dumbest things people did for absolutely no reason | spaghatta111 2y 1 Award One time eating lemon poppyseed muffin phone rang, so reacted by shoving entire muffin my mouth and eating as fast as could, nearly choking death, and didn't even make phone before stopped ringing. Why did do Edit: someone spent real money on because ate muffin feel so dirty

Dumbest Things People Did For No Reason

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Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.

Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

People describe the various ways that they managed to troll their bosses without breaking the rules | SergeantKoopa 8y couple friends mine work at Wal-Mart. They found out kilts are well within dress code as long as they are correct color. Drove their managers nuts s been year and absolutely no problems though

Ways People Trolled Their Bosses Without Breaking Rules