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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Teachers describe most unexpected excuses they received from students | kindsoberfullydressd 5h got opposite story teacher lost my homework he marked as he left his shed and got eaten by slugs. He did show slug eaten paper, and gave full marks so wasn't all bad! Reply

Wildest Reasons Students Didn't Complete Assignments

A collection of times that people's expertise was challenged | FancyStegosaurus 16h My father trying explain computers and Internet work, after he's called over figure out why his computer and internet aren't working.

Times People's Expertise Was Challenged

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A collection of humbling times that people doubted their own intelligence | voice_of_craisin 23h Hey, have seen my glasses Her Did check fridge And there they are just like 100 other times can't find my glasses. Why do put them fridge?

Humbling Times People Doubted Their Intelligence

People describe the most dangerous childhood activities that they participated in | Babydontcomeback Tree riding. Climb tree and have friends cut down would have contests see who would climb highest won more than once cannot fathom nor anyone else not seriously hurt, nevermind killed.

Wildly Dangerous Childhood Activities People Participated In

People describe the most ridiculous cases of wealthy people being out of touch | yzpilot flying private jet and caterers forgot owner's sandwich. He graciously said "no big deal" and replied l'd call landed because they charged us $100 He said Is lot much does sandwich normally cost

Wild Cases Of Wealthy People Being Out Of Touch

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People describe their craziest thrift store finds | lothelight 12h found 125 dollars front pocket kids coat! Had be like 3-4 y.o. Next day found more money another jacket!

People's Craziest Thrift Store Finds

People describe the plot holes that are so big you could drive trucks through them | Trevor-On-Reddit 3d 6 Awards Every Christmas movie where no one believes Santa but then turns out Santa does exist. Like, who did they think putting presents under Christmas tree? If Santa is real then wasn't them.

Plot Holes Big Enough To Drive Trucks Through

A collection of the strangest things that sailors have seen out at sea | gozba 7h dolphin swimming with sponge his mouth crew member with asked if knew why dolphin has sponge his mouth didn't know course. He said because dolphins have no hands.

Strangest Things Sailors Have Seen At Sea

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A collection of the pettiest curses that people would put on their archenemies | mondaymisery 1d 1 Award Always step wet spot while wearing socks Reply

Petty Curses People Would Put On Their Archenemies

People describe the best riddles that they've ever heard of | Underwhelming Twin 5h maker doesn't want buyer doesn't use user doesn't know

The Best Riddles That People Know

An AskReddit thread about people that actually love their jobs | jarofherb 11h get paid an excessive amount deliver excessively priced appliances extremely excessively well funded occupants Lake Tahoe. Like 90 job is just going on an amazing drive.

People That Love Their Jobs

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The fastest times that people's new co-workers were fired from their jobs | alejo699 video game test lead, and once had guy who came on his first day, sit down less than an hour, then shout can't play video games eight hours and storm out.

Fastest Times People's New Co-Workers Were Fired

Deep sleepers describe the craziest things that they've ever slept through | OakNogg have slept through our fire alarm numerous times and tree falling into our house.

Craziest Things Deep Sleepers Slept Through

People describe the most mindless occurrences that they've ever witnessed | hjallday182 14h witnessed family try and set up trampoline on concrete without legs on, they then jumped on 10 minutes kids were crying because they thought didn't work. Dad scratched his head several minutes while walking on and doing half bounces. They just built ring and laid on concrete should have taken video.

Most Mindless Things People Have Witnessed

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People describe various downsides to being an adult in an AskReddit thread | soundecember Award ordering food is actually expensive and parents weren't lying

Total Downsides About Being An Adult

An AskReddit thread about things that grew classier over time | jasenzero1 Eating lobster. Used be so abundant fed prisoners. VillyD known as cockroach sea

Things That Grew Classier Over Time