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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Lawyers describe their biggest revelations when in court | kingofthenorthwpg 11h 3 9 4 Awards Friend and classmate mine parked downtown, which is not great neighbourhood. Someone comes up her window carjack her. She slowly rolls down her window, and her most disappointed voice is like "Come on X just got out on bail X then proceeds apologize and walks away.

Lawyers' Biggest Revelations In Court

Trippy glitch in the matrix moments | nitrOzeus133 15h have this weird thing where l'll be out somewhere, at mall example, and see someone know, but upon closer inspection 's not person thinking s just someone who looks like them. Then later on during day l'll actually end up seeing very person thought saw earlier s fucking weird and happens all time. And 's not usually people see on regular. Often 's people haven't seen years sometimes happens with other stuff too, like music sometimes think so

People's Trippiest Glitch In The Matrix Moments

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An AskReddit thread about the dumbest things people did for absolutely no reason | spaghatta111 2y 1 Award One time eating lemon poppyseed muffin phone rang, so reacted by shoving entire muffin my mouth and eating as fast as could, nearly choking death, and didn't even make phone before stopped ringing. Why did do Edit: someone spent real money on because ate muffin feel so dirty

Dumbest Things People Did For No Reason

Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.

Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

People describe the various ways that they managed to troll their bosses without breaking the rules | SergeantKoopa 8y couple friends mine work at Wal-Mart. They found out kilts are well within dress code as long as they are correct color. Drove their managers nuts s been year and absolutely no problems though

Ways People Trolled Their Bosses Without Breaking Rules

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Farmers describe times that their animals left them completely confused | PrincessPoofyPants 4h My horse started army crawling get out paddock kept wondering he got out fence intact, until caught him do

Farmers That Were Completely Perplexed By Their Animals

People describe some of the most supernatural experiences that they'e ever had | VerityPushpram 12d January 1 2003 stretch road between 2 coastal towns Australia dark and stormy night..no, reall Driving along with my partner noticed car coming up behind us, travelling fast single lane road so couldn't move over said my partner "This guy is hurry, let him overtake My partner agreed and he moved left as soon as there an overtaking lane car pulled up beside us and then disappeared. There nowhere

Most Supernatural Experiences People Had

A collection of the dumbest jokes that people have ever heard | TheWrongFusebox Why did Edward Woodward have so many 'd's his name? NaBacLeis 1 12.5K S 3 1.8y Why? TheWrongFusebox 1 22.8K 1.8y Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.

Dumbest Jokes The World's Ever Heard

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Bridesmaids describe most unreasonable demands they've heard from brides | iswearimachef 2y My friend is trying make us row on rowboat heels and long dress. 332

Most Unreasonable Demands From Brides

People describe some of the worst birthday gifts that they've received | devlOUs32 14h 2 Awards used pen my grandma found her purse at my 16th birthday

Worst Birthday Gifts People Received

People describe their most wholesome experiences with strangers | Greenfireflygirl had knock on my door and opened there stranger with gift card local garden store Apparently her kid had been pinching tulips my garden every day give his mom and they wanted pay them, once they figured out whose garden they were coming had thought squirrels were doing and had regretted planting them year before, not being able enjoy them spent gift card on more bulbs!

People's Most Wholesome Experiences With Strangers

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An AskReddit thread about lessons that people learned far too late in life | BJntheRV 22h disappointment parents will be far shorter lived than unhappiness endure by trying make life fit their perfect picture.

Lessons People Learned Too Late In Life

Instances where people did not understand how to operate everyday objects | reddit posted by WL14K dropped and ice cube on floor once and threw sink. My roommate at time flabbergasted she had never thought and always put dropped ice cubes garbage.

People That Didn't Understand Everyday Objects

Teachers share the best excuses they got that ended up being true | reddit posted by Fortisvol Told he got pulled over by cops wobbly driving on his bike and they thought he drunk. Turned out he just dodging all slugs on street.

Best Excuses Teachers Got That Turned Out True

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People describe common things in one country, but rare in other countries | Damagingking7 23h 4 Awards Colombia, hot chocolate is served with slices salted cheese Reply 4.9k

Common Things In One Country But Rare In Others

Pizza delivery drivers describe the weirdest things they've ever encountered | BadonkaDonkies 1y "wow he's really cute as group 3 cute college aged girls opened door around same age as them so made feel fantastic as low self esteem big issue back then They only tipped remainder 20 total $19.48, and looking back on did they expect hear their comment and not tip But at time had so much more pep my step, atleast remainder day haha

Weirdest Encounters Pizza Delivery Drivers Had