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Employees describe their craziest first days at work | wanted876y 21h "Okay so know this is first day at fast food restaurant but got get back register, hope know use deep fryer. Toodles Fuck galven

AskReddit Thread: Employees' Craziest First Days At Work

The dumbest reasons that kids told on their classmates | morales52904 1d Apparently rolled my eyes at someone kindergarten across room kid so fact they caught looking at ceiling and made about them astonished. On top couldn't even defend myself because had no clue rolling one's eyes even meant or implied. Reply 95

Silliest Reasons Kids Told On Classmates

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Travelers describe the places they'll never return to | convextech 2y Disney World with my grandkids practically grew up there but hadn't been over 20 years had no idea would be nothing but huge traffic jam strollers and screaming children. 3.5k

The Places Travelers Will Never Return To

Window cleaners share stories from their time on the job | maytswizzle 5d worked retail and once month window cleaner lady would come and clean store windows. She told one time she cleaning windows inside Apple store and man walks by and licks outside part window she cleaning. She upset since she had already cleaned and would have clean again, but responded by telling man Good thing haven't cleaned side man got upset and went look manager. Reply 2.8k

Strangest Things Window Cleaners Witnessed

Truck stop employees describe their most bizarre experiences while working | Neeraja_Kalrapindhi 9h 1 Award Not an employee, but frequent cross-country traveler. Weirdest pulling up truckstop fill up southeastern South Dakota during height mayfly hatch, millions bugs all over started filling up and getting ready clean my windshield and happened look over across way and there some dude driving big box truck diesel fueling area. He scraping them off front his truck and eating them by handfuls. Ah

Truck Stop Employees' Most Bizarre Stories

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Bits of common sense that people seemed to learn late in life | seniorTemper 6h feel so dumb but didn't know lamb baby sheep. Reply 581

Bits Of Common Sense People Learned Late In Life

People's craziest stunts during test drives | Black_Cat_5 5y Friend's story customer took Mazda sedan test drive and midway pulled over and asked swap with salesman experience car passenger seat. Just as they were about drive off again he says he feels sick and can't go on, and thanks his time. Turns out he just wanted lift into town. 4.8k

Craziest Stunts Customers Pulled During Test Drives

People describe the most useless facts that they know | gack74 8h Bees generate electricity because their wings flapping is so fast, they can use this tell if flower has been landed on by another bee already due its electric charge. Bees are electric type Pokémon Reply 563

Most Useless Facts People Know

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People describe their wild and unexpected marriage stories | ReadingFrenzy 13h My dad threw paper airplane at back my mom's head college. She told him grow up. Anyways, they've been married now over 36 years.

Wild, Funny, And Unexpected Marriage Stories

People describe what would go into their angry meals from McDonald's | sutree1 1d S 1 Award Just regular Happy Meal, but have watch get cold on rack while no one serves Reply 8.1k

AskReddit Thread: People's McAngry Meals

A collection of the world's funniest g-rated insults | n00rmal 4h 1 Award look easy draw Reply 5.0k

The World's Best G-Rated Insults

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People describe the compliments they received and never forgot about | WeReWaTcHiNgYoUU 20h About 4-5 years ago girl my college class said had nice pants looked at those pants like they were cure cancer after day. Reply 9.7k

Compliments People Never Forgot Receiving

Night shifters describe their creepiest paranormal experiences on the job | thisbillgates 1d worked at 7/11. One night kept hearing sounded like little girl crying, but store completely empty. Whenever l'd go area where thought coming l'd hear somewhere else hope somebody messing with but Il'm not sure Reply 4.7k

Night Shifters Creepiest Paranormal Experiences

An AskReddit thread about giveaways for people with zero manners | curious_cat123456 16h People who let their kids run around movie theater, kick back seat repeatedly, and hang on Reply 759

Giveaways For People With Zero Manners

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People describe the absolute worst movies that they ever sat through | Nofreeupvotes 2h don't remember name but an M Night Shyamalan movie about demon an elevator. Half way through my friend turns and says just realized watching movie about demon an elevator As walked out theater another friend said feel like just had disappointing sex experience so mundane and un-memorable will, ironically, always remember Reply 29

Absolute Worst Movies People Sat Through

Non-Americans share their biggest culture shocks when visiting America | jtel21 6h Honestly shocked at size portions at fast food outlets. Reply 323

Non-Americans Biggest Culture Shocks When Visiting America