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Louis claims that his whole valid reasoning behind not wanting to tip stellar customer service is rooted in a natural human instinct to want to save as much money as possible. Um, get out of here with that noise, dude. 

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Groom's Sister Tells Fiancée To Cover Up Scars, Gets Uninvited From Wedding

Just because they're family does not mean that they get the free pass. If there's one thing that this particularly insufferable AITA shows us it's that there really is a benefit to keeping your ideas to yourself. If the groom's sister would've done that, all she'd have had to worry about was what kinds of moves she was going to bust out on the dance floor. 

Groom's sister tells fiancée to cover up scars, and then gets uninvited from the wedding. | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/617097713_ AITA uninviting my sister my wedding she told my fiancèe? Not hole My M27 fiancèe F25 has an obvious permanent burnscar an accident caused her mother (her only parent pass away injury. My fiancèe had long recovery 's been 7 years scar is on her collarbone goes down her chest but isn't showing. Unless she's wearing scoop/square tops.
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Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Unfortunately, many of us have found ourselves firmly in the middle of a job that seems to drain our very souls at an alarmingly efficient rate. Sometimes, it gets down to having to take ridiculous orders from a bullish, and entirely incompetent manager. Maybe one like in the story we find here. What an emotional rollercoaster this one ends up being. 

Employer thinks they're above the law and an employee shows them otherwise. | Arthur need come on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try don't understand are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try Cus are talking about, are coming or not Try Jesus..please don't try Cus
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Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

There's nothing so discouraging and mystifying as someone who is completely off their rocker with pure dumbness, spewing off something that they think the rest of the world should take seriously. This AskReddit thread pays homage to the hopelessly lost souls that said unbelievably stupid stuff without having any idea that everyone else recognized what they were saying as plain old stupid. 

A collection of the dumbest things that people said in all seriousness. | AngryOrca1 There is no proof earth is round Reply
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Unsafe Maneuvers that would Have OSHA Screaming

A whole lot of people brag about the unsafe crap they do and hold it as a point of pride. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is in a contest to see how precarious they get get their ladders and how spectacularly they can fail at safety. If you've ever had a boss that's made you do OSHA nightmare crap like this, welcome to the stupid club, and I guess congrats on being here to read this sentence.

Failures of safety | man standing on a ladder using a chainsaw to cut down the tree the ladder is leaning against | two men carrying a ladder by balancing it around their necks while driving two separate motorbikes
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Weird and Dumb Stuff People Tried Selling Online

If it seems like it might even have just a hint of value, people will try selling it online. Two lawnmowers welded together? Sure. A "vintage" bag of Doritos that someone forgot in their cabinet? Absolutely. There's no end to the weird stuff people will try to sell online.

Weird things people tried to sell online | Ride on lawn mower, as new $700 plastic chair on top of a sheep | ebay.com Retail Stores Other Retail Store Ads 1/2 BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD Vintage Blockbuster Membership Card $2,000.00 Ships United States Buy Now Add cart or Best Offer www.blockbuster.com
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Barista Wrongly Assumes Customer Wants Fist Bump

Man, all this technology that we have infused with our daily existence can go on to inspire some moments of hilarious confusion. Basically, the technology can end up accomplishing the opposite intended effect. In this case, we have a customer who was just out there trying to make use of their fancy Apple watch, and ended up in the middle of a fist bump exchange that they never wanted a part in, in the first place. Oh well, at least we got the nice little fail out of it. 

A barista wrongly assumes that a customer wants a fist bump, and hilarity ensues. | r/tifu u/shaqahontas 15h Join 1 2 8 2 TIFU by fist-bumping customer didn't want be fist-bumped M So this happened few years ago somewhat new barista at coffee shop (green, famous siren as logo, fraps get idea New baristas are usually put drive thru since 's easy, and all need focus on is ringing orders through, charging customers, and handing food/drinks out (as well as deal with occasional annoying customer This
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"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

We've all had some kind of our own "not my job" moments before. It could have been sweeping a little too much dirt under a rug or cleverly not seeing a whole bunch of stuff that needed doing. A lot of the time it's just doing what someone told you to do even though you know it's wrong. The problem with "not my job" moments of dubious unprofessionalism is that they very frequently get found out.

funny not my job fail moments | boom barrier gate too short to actually block the road | crumbling brick pole held together with clear saran wrap
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Incompetent Boss Insists On Using Errant GPS, Karma Ensues

If you ever have a boss who rudely insists that you "don't think" while you're in the driver's seat, you certainly have the opportunity to serve up a whopping plate of malicious compliance. Thus was the case with this employee who decided to follow their boss' orders despite being well aware that they drove past the correct exit ramp. Naturally, the boss was not stoked, but clearly had a moment of sobering realization that they vastly underestimated their employee's ability to follow instructions. Check out some more juicy malicious compliance content with this call center that wouldn't give their employee a raise, so malicious compliance ensued

A boss insists on using an errant GPS app, employee follows orders, hilarity ensues. | r/MaliciousCompliance u/AlwaysTheNoob 21h Join 1 2 2 e7 3 4 8 3 not here think ouch, but okay L tl;dr at bottom About decade ago new guy at company have people fly all over world start putting gear together before leaving again job sites, and one things did my earlier days pick those people up airport, take them their hotel after work, etc.
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Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

As long as we've had social media apps available to us we've had deceptive fools try to pawn off their bundles of hastily woven lies to people that they never think will call them out. The thing is that when you're trying to lie online, there's a whole bunch of research tools readily available at our disposal to fact check the iffy posts. That being said, these laughable liars got their comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol
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Impressively Dumb and Creative Spelling Fails

Everyone makes spelling mistakes, but sometimes that mistake is so blatant or so far off the mark that a spelling fail can leave us emotionally robbed. It's a race to see who can ignore what words mean and just say whatever seems to make sense at the time. It's hard to look away from such creative misspellings and embarrassing spelling fails.

funny stupid spelling failures | These Roman Numerals bouta be good af Maruchan Instant Lunch | 4th class power engineering books excrement condition. Some Highlighting only 3 or 4 books. BOILER SAFETY
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Dumb Moments from The World's Precious Dullards

When we feel like we're dumb, nothing hits the spot like seeing other people make dumber, worse mistakes than we do. It doesn't make us feel smarter, but it does make us feel less stupid. Luckily there are facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest to help provide the world with some of that needed self-esteem.

funny facepalm moments of people being dumb | Natalie @jbfan911 large boulder size San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area. | Tim Hogan O @timjhogan 3h Sometimes think about guy at my poker table Vegas who kicked out after pit boss said he too drunk high bar Security came over, asked him say alphabet starting with "M" and he replied Malphabet"
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Influencer Expects Artist To Sacrifice Integrity For Exposure

When oh when will these influencers ever get it through their thick skulls that exposure is not equivalent to payment. We have a wealth of artists in this wild world that are proactively trying to make it. They don't have the time or energy to put up with belligerent choosing beggars like we see here. Influencers are really out there operating on a different frequency. And not the good one. 

An influencer expects an artist to sacrifice their integrity in the name of exposure. | Hey manager messaging earlier telling were looking hand drawn portrait? yeah can start cos need this ASAP
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Bride Wants Narcissistic Twin Sister Out Of Wedding

Many folks out there have a family member who just seems continually committed, if not addicted to being the center of attention. Some folks are just born into this world wanting all the attention all the time. If it's a family member, you'll often do your best to adapt to that big personality, but sometimes special, life-defining occasions arrive and you don't want to risk that narcissistic family member making your special day all about them. That would seem to be the case here with these twin sisters. It sounds like the twin sister in this scenario doesn't have a great track record of being selfless at all. For some more juicy wedding drama check out the most entitled bridezillas of 2020

Bride wants her narcissistic twin sister out of the wedding. | r/AmltheAsshole Join u/twindrama543 10h 2 WIBTA not have sister as maid honor after trying outshine my engagement Sorry bad formatting cell phone and throw away account So my twin and have always had this low key competition going on. She always had be center attention. While growing up just gave up and let happen easier than fighting never got have my accomplishments recognized because she would always have something everyone needed
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Tech Calls Customer About Internet Being Down, There's A Literal Fire

In all fairness, the tech support was just trying to be proactive in letting their customer know that the internet was down and being monitored. There was absolutely no way for them to know that said internet happened to be down because of a raging fire. Gotta love that automated response there at the end too. Check out another glory story from the tech support world with this man who insisted that he knew more about IT than IT, and then learned differently

Tech calls a customer about their internet being down, and there's a literal fire. | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/Universal_Binary Internet link is down might be because 's on fire Short This is my all-time favorite interaction with tech support. Late one December evening number years ago got an unexpected call my boss. He said there fire at office, and might want come and see going on. So did. By time got there fire on its way out, and and couple dozen others were standing around parking
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You never try to outwit a comedian. If you ever find yourself feeling emboldened and like you're up for the challenge, just don't. This is a prime example of the fallout that can ensue if you try to go to bat against a comedian.