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Tinder Pickup Lines To Get Laid (15 Images)

Your Tinder game is as good as your inventory of icebreaking pickup lines. The last thing so many people that use the dating app seem to do, is actually take their matches seriously. But at least we get to enjoy all the botched attempts and shameless immaturity. 

A collection of pickup lines from people on Tinder just trying to get laid.
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Via WGN News
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She's definitely not a mind reader, but absolutely a terrible guesser. This must've been a particularly uncomfortable experience to sit through. Straight up savage when the guy asks her how she explains failing miserably. 

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There's nothing funny about the horrible toll that the reality of climate change is currently taking on the planet. There is something somewhat goofy about people falling over themselves to wrangle a loose blood hose.

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Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs are Terrifically Inaccurate

If being a brain surgeon was as easy as putting a stethoscope up to someone's disembodied brain, then sign us up for a nuerosurgery position. As it turns out, trying to depict someone's entire profession in a single stock image is really hard to do. Or it would be, if it ever seemed like these people were trying. Sometimes they're not just inaccurate, sometimes stock images are really weird

People on Twitter share inaccurate stock photos of what their jobs look like.
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Witty Pickup Lines From The World Of Tinder

Tinder is the source of the best and worst of pickup lines. Every now and again a Tinderer will break out the kind of wit that might make their match not regret the right-swipe. Other times though, not so lucky. There's one thing that's for sure, and that is that people on Tinder never cease to amaze us with their acts of utter shamelessness. 

A collection of witty Tinder pickup lines.
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Guy Pranks Girlfriend By Pretending To Be Twin Brother, Finds Out She Cheated

This guy thought he'd play an innocent little prank on his girlfriend by pretending to be his twin brother, and ended up stumbling upon a heartbreaking realization. It turns out his twin brother had been seeing his girlfriend on and off for months behind his back. What a terrible mess. His brother and ex-girlfriend are terrible people. Plain and simple. 

Guy pranks his girlfriend by pretending to be his twin brother, and finds out she cheated on him with his brother.
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Given the extreme awkwardness of the situation, they both seem to have handled it pretty well. 

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Liars Getting Called Out For Spreading Mindless BS Into The World

Nothing lights our hearts up with joy like a pack of liars getting outed online for trying to spread their BS into the world. As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with making up the most ridiculous nonsense, just cause they foolishly assume nobody will bother fact checking them online. Seems like they'll never learn that's just how it goes. 

A collection of times that liars were called out for spreading dishonesty into the world.
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Girl Deeply Regrets Drunk Texting Her Crush

Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed. 

Girl regrets drunk texting her crush.
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Incredible Complaint Has Karen Reliving Her Chuck E. Cheese Freakout

If you've ever worked retail or any customer-facing job, you will have met a customer who was disrespectful, entitled, treated you like an object and made some demand that store policy doesn't actually honor. With their sticky-fingered kids, boorish husbands and shrill battle cry of "the customer is always right" a Karen is a customer service person's personal nightmare. That's why we take extra joy in stories of entitled Karens who park in disabled spots and get tricked by parody customer service accounts. Oh and also when they demand their children get to taste painful hot sauce. There's a lot of fun times to be had.

Chuck E. Cheese customer service nightmare
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Choosing Beggars That Wished The World Gave Them Everything

Choosing beggars are never going to stop asking the world for free handouts. It's in their DNA at this point. We just can't fathom what compels these cheap bastards to enter into negotiations with other folks, and all the while, never plan on going above a very disagreeable 0 dollars. Like what's the point? 

A collection of screenshots depicting choosing beggars that want to live for free.
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Insane People On Quora That Asked Crazy Questions

Quora is a treasure trove of people acting like lunatics with ridiculous questions that defy rhyme and reason. Either people are breaking out their best satire, or this site is a place where people really let their inner crazy out to play around. 

A collection of times people were lunatics on Quora with crazy questions and answers.
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Woman Lies About Birth Control Use So That Partner Will Use A Condom

This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for lying about being on birth control, so that her partner would use a condom. And people in general seem to be expressing the opinion that she should stand up for herself, and that anyone who's pressuring someone to NOT use a condom needs to be checked. 

Woman lies about her birth control use so that her partner will use a condom.
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Sh*t Moms Say In Facebook Groups (10 Images)

Moms have an uncanny knack for storming the world of social media with unfiltered savagery. These instances of moms saying stupid, delusional, and outright ridiculous shit in Facebook groups are a testament to that fact. Whether it's a mom being comforted for doing a terrible job at whole homeschooling mom by other Karens in her Facebook group, or the mom who is jealous that her husband calls her stepdaughter cute...these are guaranteed to trigger some groans in the audience. 

A collection of funny insights from moms saying stupid stuff in Facebook groups.
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Firefighters Reveal The Dumbest People They've Saved In Stupid Situations

Someone on AskReddit asked for firefighters to share their experiences with the dumbest people they've ever crossed paths with. The resulting stories are on fire with max levels of stupid. 

Firefighters reveal the dumbest people they've saved from stupid situations.
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Bootleg Costumes With Creative Loophole Names

People need costumes and they don't give a damn if they're legit. It takes a precise and creative mind to come up with a costume name that gets the point across without infringing on copyright law. That or, I guess you could just call it "Butt Surprise." Anyway, here are more off-brand costumes that are just legal enough.

Funny costumes names that avoid infringing copyright law.
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