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Choosy Beggar Tries To Severely Lowball Wedding Caterer

On a strange level it's almost intriguing to witness what kinds of bullish displays of entitlement can present themselves when a wildly irrational choosy beggar is stirring up the pot. Just the way that a choosy beggar goes about rationalizing their lowballing behavior. It's something else, man. This particular choosy beggar was doomed from the very start. Good for the wedding caterer for not getting tripped up for a second, and standing their ground. For some more juicy content involving a wildly entitled human being, check out the time that an entitled customer demanded a salt-free burger, got just that, and pitched a fit

A choosy beggar attempts to severely lowball a wedding caterer, and fails miserably.
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Man Discovers He's Been Living With Athlete's Foot For Years

I mean, hey, while this is certainly a humbling and humorous revelation to have after so many years, it's also better to learn late than never at all. Maybe this is just the kind of informative post that'll help enlighten other folks out there that have been living out the uncomfortable existence that is putting up with athlete's foot. 

Man discovers that he's been living with athlete's foot for years.
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Client Drags Ticket Out For Days, Didn't Have Her Device Plugged In

Our hearts truly go out to the people in this world that are working tech support. By its very nature the standard tech support job unfortunately brings with it the inevitable series of impossibly testy and ignorant customers. It's honestly a wonder that some of these people are able to make it in this day and age with things being as technologically-infused as they are. It sounds like this particular client wasted people's time to no end, and couldn't have cared less about it. For another ridiculous tech support tale check out the time that a customer believed that the internet literally runs on magic

A snobby client drags a tech support ticket out for days just because she didn't have her ticket plugged in.
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Man Ignores Fact That Girlfriend Skips Outings Because Of Budget, Asks If He's In The Wrong

The fact that this poor girl worked an extra job just to try to keep up with an affluence and inconsiderate family is just a tad bit heart breaking. On top of that, it sounds like this guy is just about as clueless as they come. Based off what he shared regarding his own financial situation, it doesn't seem beyond reason to suggest that he could've helped her out a bit. But on, instead it was just pure confusion on his part over why she wasn't joining the various outings. Um, maybe because the money was tight. 

Man doesn't notice that his girlfriend skips out on outings because she's too broke to join.
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Wife Announces Pregnancy, Husband Assumes It's A Joke, Cringe Ensues

It sounds like this guy's wife was quite the trickster. The problem with repeatedly joking that you're pregnant is that eventually you'll end up losing some much needed credibility in the process. This scenario in particular brings to mind the whole "boy who cried wolf" predicament. Could the husband have kept his cool just a bit more? Sure. Also though, it sounds like he'd hit a breaking point of his own for when it came to being played around with. 

Wife announces her pregnancy and then her husband assumes that it's a joke.
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Creative Misuses of The English Language

English is a big amorphous blob of a language, and it's difficult to say the right things even when you care about what you're saying. Throw in the fact that a lot of people only know some of it add a dash of "good enough" and you've got yourself some blunderous failures of the English language. But at least there's the consolation that if you want to buy a shirt that says "Pervert" in big red letters, you have options.

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Bride Asks Shower Guests To Ship Gifts To House, Guests Disregard Request

It sounds like this bride was pretty dang clear about exactly what she wanted/needed when it came to the gift giving process for her bridal shower. Basically, by having all of her bridal shower guests actually present their gifts to her in person, she ended up having to decide whether she'd shell out some serious dough for shipping those gifts to her place in California, or returning all the gifts and then repurchasing them. Both of those routes aren't particularly appealing. Thus, it's no surprise that a fair number of people in the comments section were in agreement that the bride wasn't in the wrong for not being too stoked about the whole situation. 

For some more wedding drama check out this post about a best man who roasted a bridezilla, and the drama that ensued

Bride asks wedding guests to ship gifts to her new house, guests disregard bride's request.
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The Dumbest Things That Smart People Have Done

Just because someone has the "book smarts" doesn't mean that they're not staggeringly clueless in other parts of life that require nothing more than some common sense. It can be beneficial for the world's brainiacs to have their egos put in check every now and again. Otherwise you run the risk of having to deal with some people that are sold on the naive idea that they know everything of importance in this world. That's just not an outlook that's good for anyone. 

The absolute dumbest things that smart people have ended up doing.
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Employee Gets Sick, Absolutely Incompetent Manager Fires Them

Work is already hard enough as it is without having to deal with a terribly incompetent manager who clearly never should've been put in their position of power in the first place. Fortunately though, this employee was able to put their ignorant manager in their place. It was only a matter of time before all of the manager's downright dumb antics caught up with them. 

An employee gets sick and then an incompetent manager proceeds to fire them.
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Sister-In-Law Announces Pregnancy At Sibling's Engagement Party, Gets Called Out

We absolutely get that the excitement and wild anticipation that can go into a pregnancy can render people a bit senseless. However, there's still got to be some kind of commitment toward upholding just a bit, a little bit of social awareness. In the case of this sister-in-law it seems that the social awareness was pretty much entirely lacking. So, she ended up being called out. Can't imagine that it was an easy conversation to have, but it also seems like it was necessary. For some more wedding drama check out some of people's craziest wedding fails over here

Sister-in-law announces her pregnancy at an engagement party, and then gets called out.
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Fine, no one expects elementary schoolers to absolutely nail a concert. But also, there's something undeniably funny about the beats, the crowd, the soloist trying to hold it together, and the fact that it sounds like it's being played on a dump truck. Of course, a display like this would have anyone wondering if they themselves sounded like this when they took elementary school music. And honestly, if there's no video evidence, all we can do is search ourselves for half a second, look straight in the mirror, wink and say "no daddy-o, you totally shredded Hot Cross Buns on the recorder."

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Dense Choosy Beggar Won't Grasp Meaning Of Rejection

Trying to sell your things or pick up work online is easier said than done. There are unfortunate seas of entitled choosy beggars out there that are all blinded by such dauntingly thick clouds of delusional ignorance that reaching reasonable negotiations is near impossible. This particular choosy beggar clearly wasn't grasping what the guy on the other end of the conversation was trying to get across to him; and that's that the amount of money being offered for the work being provided was in no way going to work out. Check out some more entitled people and their uproarious demands over here.

A dense choosing beggar won't grasp the meaning of rejection.
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Boyfriend Expects Girlfriend To Contribute $200 To His Bud's Wedding Gift

It sounds like this guy is in dire need of taking a moment to reassess his expectations of what constitutes a reasonable wedding gift. Or rather, what his girlfriend should contribute. They're clearly in the early stages of their relationship, and he's already out there waving some red flags. Naturally, the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were in agreement that he was just a tad bit out of line. For another ridiculous post from the realm of wedding gossip, check out this post about a craigslist ad seeking a date for a Karen mother-in-law

Boyfriend expects his new girlfriend to contribute $200 to a wedding gift for his bud.
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Impressive "Not My Job" Moments From Masters Of Negligence

If only we could all be so inspired to measure once and not even cut, to never read the directions, and treat orders like the suggestions they really are. On that day, we could all truly be free. Free to live in a place where nothing really works as intended. But at least we wouldn't have to try very hard. And that world of "not my job" would be a beautiful one. Yes, the stop signs would face the wrong way and the toilet would drain directly into the downstairs bathtub, but it would be a "not my job" paradise.

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Hungry ATM Eats Man's Card, Man Won't Accept The Logical Answer

Life just loves to be difficult and to throw curveballs your way. If it seems like you've found yourself walking on easy street, there's probably that lingering, conditioned feeling bouncing around the back of your brain that it's only a matter of time before some sort of obstacle presents itself. The general best course of action is to take those hurdles as they come, and do what you can to navigate them from as calm and understanding of a place as is possible. 

Unfortunately, this customer let their anger get the best of them. It's very hard to approach a problem from a rational place when the anger's taken the reins. But hey, we're only human after all. It can happen to the very best of us. Plus, it really would suck to realize that you've fallen victim to the old hungry ATM debacle. 

The ATM eats a guy's credit card, and then he won't accept the logical answer right in front of him.
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Craigslist Ad Seeks Wedding Date For Karen Mother-In-Law, Internet Reacts

It might've been a genius move to have this ad shared to a place like Reddit. While the mother-in-law in question sounds like a bit of a self-centered handful, she also sounds like someone who one might be able to push themselves to put up with for a nice bank account boost. Naturally, the comments section for this Craigslist wanted ad was quite lively. For some more Karen mother-in-law drama check out the time that a Karen mother-in-law used too much salt in her food, and then the petty revenge that ensued

A Craigslist ad seeks a wedding date for a terribly narcissistic mother-in-law, and then the internet reacts.
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