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President Trump was filmed saying that the noise from windmills causes cancer. The most cancerous thing going on here is the stupid in that statement. The quote from President Trump reads, "If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer." Let us all just sit and stew over that one, while Twitter has a field day with the unbelievable statement.
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"Congratulations, that's a felony!" Whoever said that is the real MVP of this video. As for Florida Man and his half-baked attempt to pass as a federal marshall; what a FAIL! A glorious mess of a fail indeed.
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We're not sure what compels someone to strap on some skates and bomb downhill in an all out slippery race to break their own tailbones, but it sure is thrilling to watch. Here's a compilation of falls, fails, and action from the scary-looking, action-packed sport of competitive downhill ice skating.
Keep an eye out for these subtle signs that your boss is working at setting you up for failure. This panicked employee's story serves as an important case study of what it might look like when your boss is setting you up to fail. Who does that?! Not someone you want to find yourself working for.
"I'm a f*cking constitutional officer! You can't take ME to jail" This oldie goldie shows the true heroism of holding other police officers accountable for their BS actions.
The truth burns! When someone went full stupid in the comments section, and said that SPF causes cancer, people stepped up to dismiss the moronic BS with hard facts. When in the middle of a confrontation with a wild mouthbreather, it's best to break out that sweet logic.
Listen, it's not like we're out here living our best life, but at least we don't usually have to deal with this type of crap. So enjoy the less than terrible days and laugh at the bad days other people have. If you wanna see more hardships, then check these out.
These clients from the fiery pits of an ignorant hellscape, are the last kinds of folks you'd want to find yourself tasked with helping. I mean, that could be a long shot, maybe you enjoy exercising that skill we call patience. You'd just need an insane amount of it to muddle through any of these scenarios.
This distressed video gamer lived down one of everyone's worst waking nightmares; that there's someone in the room watching you, without realizing it! Talk about an excruciating lesson in not messing around with sketchy software, without having your computer properly protected.
These panic-stricken employees found themselves smack dab in the middle of some terrible fails! Fortunately, it sounds like they got away with the Fail, and that's the biggest Win of all.
You know things are getting far too real, when amidst your desperate dig to understand a misfired dad joke, you're digging up ancient WW2 artifacts. Yes, that is how far down this ridiculous tale descends. And it honestly sounds pretty amazing. You might call it a fail, but this could just as easily be painted as a win. Potentially fiery crisis averted!
Someone please dig my grave, indeed. Mom, not cool! This is reading is NOT suitable for the curious eyes of a cat that MIGHT not know better. Maybe the cat really knows what's going on, and is all about that dirty prose. A weird and cringeworthy situation either way.
