Police sometimes get overzealous with boasting about underwhelming drug busts, and the savage people of facebook are hardly ever kind to them. People are fond of roasting terribly ancient guns too. This time people had some hard hitting jokes, as well as pretty decent points about the ridiculous nature of this particular bust.
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There are a lot of embarrassing spellers out there. We get it, words are hard. No, really. Big words are annoying. Plus, if you've only heard figures of speech without reading them, you're bound to mess up every once in a while. That said, these are ridiculous and stupid and might make you angry.
This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was the jerk for getting a single mother, personal trainer fired from her gym. The answer is absolutely in the context on this one. Turns out the personal trainer was taking pictures of obese people working out at the gym, and then posting them on her Instagram account. What kind of self-loathing and senseless p.o.s. pulls a stunt like that? The gym is better off without her, and it sounds like she needs to seek out some help of her own.
With wedding season in motion, the bridezillas are really coming out of the woodwork. There's just something about the grand occasion, the heightened emotions, the perfectionists running amok, and the overall high stress-high pressure environment that makes for a ripe time of emotional explosions and people acting all kinds of nasty. Hopefully none of these remind you of any of your potential experiences with weddings.
The world's in no short supply of entitled choosing beggars who expect everyone to roll the red carpet out and give them all the free handouts. Fortunately, we have people around like this graphic designer who are ready to lead them on, and ultimately clap back with a hilarious little reality check. And that reality check comes in handy here to remind the choosing beggar that most in life ain't free, and it sure doesn't help things when you hit the negotiation table with a strong sense of irrational entitlement.
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If you thought you were muddling through a tough Wednesday, sit back and count your lucky stars that you're not the guy who threw away his life savings (that he kept in a shoe box) of $23K. Ouch.
Last Thursday this man from Ashland, Oregon accidentally threw away his life savings of $23K into the recycling bin. Upon realizing his dreadful mistake he immediately contacted Recology, which is a company that provides garbage service to over a million homes and businesses in Washington, Oregon, and California. The odds of anything shaking out in his favor from there were quite slim, but lo and behold he ended up getting the lucky break of his life.
"We take quite a bit of material every day so the odds of finding that are not much better than a needle in a haystack," said Linda Wise, general manager of the Samoa Resource Recovery Center operated by Recology.
Miraculously $22,940 of his savings managed to stay in the shoebox without falling out. Now that is just wild. Maybe he won't be keeping his life savings in a damn shoe box for m
This DoorDash employee's experience dealing with an absolutely terrible support service while working, speaks volumes to why you might not want to work there. It really just looks like senseless bot talk from DoorDash that's accomplishing anything besides being helpful.
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"Protest The Hero" guy's been preparing for this moment for his entire life. Otherwise we've got a big old gathering of posers.
Police in Galveston, Texas issued an apology after their officers on horseback were seen leading a black man by rope through the streets on Saturday. The 43-year-old man Donald Neely was arrested for criminal trespassing after having been warned by the cops a few times.
Police claim that the two patrolmen didn't have any "malicious intent", and hadn't tied his hands with rope, but the picture circulating on news outlets suggests otherwise, and actually, it really just confirms that this was an unbelievable kind of cruel.
The attorney for Mr. Neely's family says that the man is homeless and bipolar. His family hadn't seen him for several years until the photo went viral online.
"Chris... Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city?"
Chris it is time to call her back before she graffitis the whole town to the ground. Yes, it seems that the Australian town of Frankston was struck by the graffiti antics of an outraged mother waiting to hear back from her "baby daddy." Chris never called, and the town paid the price.
The feral hog memes are everywhere after a full-fledged idiot asked a "legit question" on Twitter about what he's supposed to do to keep his kids playing in their backyard safe, if 30-50 feral hogs show up. He claims he'd need an assault weapon to handle the chaos. The internet treated his "legit question" with a flood of spicy feral hog memes, all poking fun at the mindless tweet.
This mortified employee thought they had the restroom to themselves, so they figured it'd be a solid time to belt out some "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent. Unfortunately, as it turned out their boss was in there too, and queue up the heart beating outside the chest in a flurry of panic moment.
@Jdesmondharris asked twitter users what regular life skills they totally suck at. We know from just looking around that tons of people are crap at parking, but some adults freely admit to still being bad at tying their shoes. Sure, you don't need to be able to tie your shoes to understand a nuclear reactor, but it would probably put your coworkers on edge to hear about it.
A Brazilian inmate was caught trying to escape prison by pretending to be his daughter when she visited him. Gang leader Clauvino Da Silva also known as "Shorty" tried to flee the prison in Rio De Janeiro dressed up in her clothes while wearing a rubber mask with a wig, but his nerves gave him away. Officials have since released a video in which "Shorty" can be seen taking the mask off.
