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The internet's overstocked on people ready to spew their latest round of BS. We just ran a bit on an axe-throwing/beer-serving business owner putting a lying reviewer in his place. And man, is it so sweet and satisfying to see people put on blast while they're in the middle of weaving their web of lies. 

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most idiotic arguments they've found themselves caught up in with someone. It takes two to tango, and sometimes we just find ourselves firmly in antagonistic moods. Hopefully none of these infuriating arguments ring any bells. 

This guy discovered his wife had cheated so he proceeded to employ some tactical maneuvering, got access to her phone, switched some numbers around, and additionally contaminate their "weed lube" with poison ivy; and then boom, cheating wife thinks she's picked up herpes from her secret lover. A true nuclear revenge in its finest form. The fact that she outs herself in front of a ton of faculty and students with an "ugly cry" is the icing on the cake. 

Oh Tinder, you ridiculous place, you. We've rounded up some of the sleaziest, most immature, and all around shameless pickup lines to surface from the hopeless romantics on r/Tinder. Tinder would seem to be the place for people to bust out the worst of their pickup lines that they'd probably never use in real life. Part of us wants to commend the bullish commitment, but at the same time, some of them are just hard to look at. 

We've seen customers getting irrationally angry, but what do you do when someone is just too chill for their own good? This pizza company delivered a real messed up pizza, so they offered to deliver a new one, but this incredibly nice customer they delivered to wasn't having it. Luckily they reached an agreeable solution.

That's a completely huge mistake that would probably put most people in a buttload of stress, but I guess if you can afford to lose a grand and not be bothered to get it back, then good for the pizza girl? If her job is anything like this pizza delivery woman's, then she deserves it.

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

It's good that parents are interested in the safety of their children, but holy crap this is some whack-ass behavior. This lady was caught leering like a ghoul through the window of her son's friend's house because she hadn't seen him in a few hours. Reminds us of this hyper-controlling helicopter mom who wanted to track her kid at college.

We're not awesome cooks ourselves, but we know how to not accidentally turn a pasta dinner into a bomb. The same can't be said for some of these folks who couldn't stand the heat and should therefore remove themselves from the kitchen. For more cooking related stuff, here's Gordon Ramsey making fun of peoples mediocre cooking.

When Google translate fails, we get these kinds of masterpieces. 

We're all out here trying our best, and sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes there's a lion on your roof. Sometimes you get trapped in a foreign country because your kid thought your passport was a coloring book. Sometimes a pinecone drops right through your windshield. None of these mishaps are your fault, but they are unfortunate moments and go to show that life is unpredictable.

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

When Twitter User @kiiiiimberly_, asked her partner what the label on her tampon meant, and they failed miserably, it went on to inspire a movement. Women everywhere started texting their partners, and asking them what the labels on their tampons meant; and literally nobody seemed able to accurately guess what was going on. At the very least, they deserve some credit for their effort and creativity. 

These kids (likely) had the best of intentions when they set out to express their creativity with a little drawing time. However, the resulting works of art -- and they definitely are -- ended up looking just a bit dirtier than they ever could've imagined.