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Man Crank Calls Friend, Gets Served Fake Paternity Suit

Just picturing the look of pure devastation on Mike's face when he was served that (fake) paternity suit is enough to get the laughs rolling. Goes to show that the devil or saving grace is truly in the details. Gotta feel for Mike's poor mom too that underwent quite the shock upon discovering that paternity suit in his car, when she was cleaning it! 

Man prank calls his friend and gets served a fake paternity suit.
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Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted

This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

A ridiculous job listing for a celebrity influencer assistant gets roasted | Personal Assistant Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant Large Celebrity well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking well organized/available/diligent personal assistant join her team. This is part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition full time if properly qualified ideal can
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Girl Gets Good At Game To Impress Guy, Guy Rage Quits

She honestly dodged a bullet on this one. What kind of dude has a meltdown and rage quits a game, just because the girl who fancied him got good at said game? Well, just the kind of emotionally stunted dude who was incapable of seeing a great thing right in front of him. At least she got to see the guy's true colors, and got good at a video game at the same time. 

Girl gets good at video game to impress a guy, and then he proceeds to rage quit | r/tifu Join u/kitamoo 6d 3 1 3 1 2 TIFU by getting good at game impress guy had crush on M Obligatory this happened over 5 years ago just saw comment reminded happened so here go used play an MMO with bunch people knew IRL. Out all them most interested PvP but sucked at One day new guy shows up. He used play, but stopped few years. Everyone starts talking about he basically legend god at 1v1s one former top player
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Awkward Moments Caught on Tweet

Sometimes we're not so good at making our intentions clear. Awkward moments happen, but that doesn't make it much easier to forgive ourselves for walking into a Subway and confidently asking for a Meatlab FruitLoop. For some more funny stuff, here are funny tweets to give tat day a boost.

awkwar stories and funny moments tweets | Calen @calen I am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.
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Mom was having none of this kid's sass. In all fairness, if he didn't have any homework to do the day before, it seems unlikely that he'd have any new homework magically appear the next day. I mean, hey, who knows? The whole situation is clearly doomed. 

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Entitled Moochers With Daunting Levels Of Entitlement

These choosing beggars are stubbornly persistent as they are completely irrational. So often they'll come out of nowhere and bombard a seller's perfectly reasonable listing with perfectly unreasonable demands. Sometimes free goods aren't even cheap enough for the particularly evolved choosing beggar. The following choosing beggars are definitely in a league of their own. 

A collection of times that people were incredibly cheap and entitled | Ugh enjoying opportunity launch my own kayak and not have pay anything fee using one's own equipment is too high! 1 mo Like Reply More GREENSBORO CY LAKES Author 's $6 use own boat can also purchase an annual permit use lakes. 3 wks Like Reply More
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Scams That Many People Overlook

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various scams that people don't realize are scams. These might be helpful to have in the back pocket so that you don't fall prey to any of those sneaky scams. 

Scams that many people don't realize are scams | peezoki 2d 1 Award Verizon $1 scam. Verizon tacked on 1 fee onto 8 their customer's bills each month so over course year, they did every customer, about 150,000,000. Their rationale 50% wouldn't notice and just pay charge or would notice and wouldn't spend anytime fighting 1 charge. 50% would notice charge and call have removed those, 35% would get frustrated while on call and give up. This added approximately $120,000,000 bottom line each year (3
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Hilarious Menu Mishaps That Confused Customers

Very curious as to what the difference in taste is between the chicken and the real chicken. These menu fails really go to show that a mere letter can make a world of a difference. 

A collection of menu translation fails that confused customers | FRIED RICE Tom Moy Special Pork Chicken Ca Ca Shrimp BBQ Pork Beef Real Chicken Meatless
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Unapproved Safety Failures that OSHA Wouldn't Like

If you've ever worked in any kind of physical job, not matter how small, you've probably been told to do some spectacularly unsafe garbage. Awkward ladder use, unorthodox building materials, and improper machinery use are the tip of the iceberg for safety fails that would make OSHA faint.

OSHA safety fails | person about to throw a bucket of water at burning electrical cables | person in a hazmat suit painting a wall in midair by standing on a plank supported by two other people stabilizing it
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Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

Well, this conversation definitely took an unexpected turn. Can't imagine being in the room and in this couple's vicinity as they were talking through this. 

An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.
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Sucky Moments Of Fail From A Mean World

Life just loves to be difficult. If things are running smoothly it's only a matter of time before a new obstacle, an unwanted curveball presents itself. If you're currently navigating a frustrating life situation, these particularly sucky moments might help ease your pain by observing other people's unfortunate fails. 

A collection of unfortunate moments from people struggling through life | phone attached to a cord dragging on the asphalt road from the closed door of a moving car
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Spelling Fails That Make Us Wanna Empty Our Vowels

Sure there are some words that are consistently difficult to spell, but there are some obvious spelling fails that feel like a kick in the dictionary. Sometimes people's made up spellings sort of make sense. Usually they don't. These are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.

Dumb misspelled words and spelling fails | do want Panera Chicken Sees Her Salad always get @decentbirthday Chicken Caesar Salad? Delivered IS IS text messages texting
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Dumb Design Fails from The Lazy and Incompetent

People are asked to make a lot of things, but sometimes we're not up to the challenge. This leads to some prime fails of people not doing their jobs correctly. Words get left off of shirts, signs stop making sense, and people start building pathways to nowhere. We're not mad, we're actually pretty stoked about it.

funny design fails in construction, products and signs | ONLY UNICS pencil case unicorn misspelling | concrete tracks above the ground floor leading to a garage door on the second floor unsafe scary wtf
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This is such a first world problem that it actually ends up being pretty fascinating. 

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Man Has Glitter Bomb Delivered To The Office, Coworker Gets Surprised

This guy should've known what he was in for when he had a glitter bomb delivered to the office. Those things are no joke. No joke at all. It's only a matter of time before his coworker gets back at him. For an example of the sheer power of the glitter bomb, check out this video of a glitter bomb vs. a package thief over here.

Man has a glitter bomb delivered to the office and it backfires terribly | r/tifu Join u/mmmjr16 11h TIFU by buying my coworker huge glitter bomb, and having delivered office. M TIFU by buying my coworker huge glitter bomb. So spent like $35 on hugest glitter bomb could find online had shipped my coworker and good buddy, thinking he would open as his desk after retrieving mail room, as normal get package idea he'd open at his desk, creating beautiful glitter covered canvas his own personal space
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Dad's about to bring chaos to the home base, and his son is having none of it.