FAIL

"Could you take a little off my self esteem?"

"Sure, it's very well done...but WHY would you make this?" More at r/ATBGE.

Man, these people are masters at self sabotage. Seriously, it's hard to get through some of these stories.

How could not love these bootleg monstrosities? 

Is it all really that hard?

R/legaladvice is a place for people to ask if they have a legitimate case in whatever dispute they're in. People get in some real jams. Some people are more guilty than others. Like this genius.