This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review.
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Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing.
If you think you're having a bad day, there's still a pretty good chance you didn't lose a speed boat on the freeway. Misfortune gets the best of people all the time. Seeing it happen can put things in perspective, it can be somewhat therapeutic, or it can be simply intriguing to see all the things that can go wrong.
Andrew Duncan, a journalist with a Twitter bio about how he loved finding women wearing clothes that let him see parts of their shoulders, legs, and cleavage, really got people on Twitter going when he also said this undermines their claim at equality. Andrew, you've got to be kidding me, my dude. Welcome to 2019. Where have you been?
And we just ran another post on some solid sexist ignorance with the guy who shared his 6 tips for how a woman can keep a man. That one didn't go too well either. When are these fools going to learn.
These would have been classic fails if not for a healthy amount of luck. It's uncommon that two wrongs can make a right, but if you manage to fail a fail the right way, you can turn that baby into a win. It's like a win but with some extra suspense. Here's to the fails that landed on their feet.
This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious.
We've got a spicy dump of u/scruntfuttock's most brutal roasts. The victims never stood a chance with the razor-sharp insult game of this Reddit roast master. If all these roasts left you wanting more, you've got to see these 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets.
Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere.
This influencers culture is getting out of hand.
"To deny me is to abuse my over-inflated ego." Yes, that's the gist of a painfully obnoxious, terribly entitled correspondence between an influencer bridezilla and a very reasonable communications firm. To go so far as to tell them to NOT respond again, or else they'll get named and shamed was the icing on this choosing beggar "influencer" cake.
With wedding season in full bloom, the bridezilla's are really coming out of the woodwork. Just the other day we ran another painful post on another bridezilla who gave her bald bridesmaid a hard time for not wearing a wig to the wedding. Like, are you kidding me!
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This Finnish politician's got ice in his veins. The cool composure he maintains as he literally pukes in his mouth, swallows it, and continues the interview like a champion. Would not want to mess with this guy.
This lactose and fructose intolerant employee made the grave error of assuming that his office was all cleared out. From that assumption, he thought it'd be chill to rip a few farts, and ended up vastly underestimating the stench of said farts. It gets even worse when his boss ends up coming through when the farts have hit peak stench, and he's being introduced to his new female co-worker in the middle of all this. Yikes all around!
Twitter User @80skillerqueen, went ahead and gifted the internet with a series of face swaps involving Disney protagonists and their antagonists. Our one bone to pick with this otherwise amazing series of face swaps is that Stitch was NOT an antagonist. Outside of that this is gold. And can we all appreciate just how amazing the Scar one is for a moment please?
