Just picturing the look of pure devastation on Mike's face when he was served that (fake) paternity suit is enough to get the laughs rolling. Goes to show that the devil or saving grace is truly in the details. Gotta feel for Mike's poor mom too that underwent quite the shock upon discovering that paternity suit in his car, when she was cleaning it!
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This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass.
She honestly dodged a bullet on this one. What kind of dude has a meltdown and rage quits a game, just because the girl who fancied him got good at said game? Well, just the kind of emotionally stunted dude who was incapable of seeing a great thing right in front of him. At least she got to see the guy's true colors, and got good at a video game at the same time.
Sometimes we're not so good at making our intentions clear. Awkward moments happen, but that doesn't make it much easier to forgive ourselves for walking into a Subway and confidently asking for a Meatlab FruitLoop. For some more funny stuff, here are funny tweets to give tat day a boost.
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Mom was having none of this kid's sass. In all fairness, if he didn't have any homework to do the day before, it seems unlikely that he'd have any new homework magically appear the next day. I mean, hey, who knows? The whole situation is clearly doomed.
These choosing beggars are stubbornly persistent as they are completely irrational. So often they'll come out of nowhere and bombard a seller's perfectly reasonable listing with perfectly unreasonable demands. Sometimes free goods aren't even cheap enough for the particularly evolved choosing beggar. The following choosing beggars are definitely in a league of their own.
If you've ever worked in any kind of physical job, not matter how small, you've probably been told to do some spectacularly unsafe garbage. Awkward ladder use, unorthodox building materials, and improper machinery use are the tip of the iceberg for safety fails that would make OSHA faint.
Life just loves to be difficult. If things are running smoothly it's only a matter of time before a new obstacle, an unwanted curveball presents itself. If you're currently navigating a frustrating life situation, these particularly sucky moments might help ease your pain by observing other people's unfortunate fails.
Sure there are some words that are consistently difficult to spell, but there are some obvious spelling fails that feel like a kick in the dictionary. Sometimes people's made up spellings sort of make sense. Usually they don't. These are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.
People are asked to make a lot of things, but sometimes we're not up to the challenge. This leads to some prime fails of people not doing their jobs correctly. Words get left off of shirts, signs stop making sense, and people start building pathways to nowhere. We're not mad, we're actually pretty stoked about it.
This is such a first world problem that it actually ends up being pretty fascinating.
This guy should've known what he was in for when he had a glitter bomb delivered to the office. Those things are no joke. No joke at all. It's only a matter of time before his coworker gets back at him. For an example of the sheer power of the glitter bomb, check out this video of a glitter bomb vs. a package thief over here.
