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"Not My Job" Moments of Incompetent Construction

Jobs can be tedious and time consuming, and they can require a lot of annoying decision-making. When we decide to say "whatever, good enough" we leave ourselves open to creating some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. This world has a whole lot of stairs and doorways to nowhere.

funny construction fails and "not my job" moments | atm machine installed so high off the ground the person using it has to climb up the wall | children playground slide leading straight into a hole in the ground
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Incompetent Boss Sabotages Business, Employee Steals Boss' Clients

Man oh man, nothing can bring a hard working employee's blood to a boil like having to deal with an incompetent boss who insists with bullish ignorance that they know how to run things, as they ruin everything. Jeff sounds like a waking nightmare to work with, and a generally toxic person to be around. Fortunately, this guy was able to use his talent and skillset to start up his own business, and successfully poach some of Jeff's clients. And honestly, it sounds like that was for the best. Businesses weren't long for this world under Jeff's "guidance." 

An incompetent boss sabotages his business, so the employee steals the boss' clients | r/ProRevenge Business is business joined Navy 18, ended up as Corpsman Iraq and Afghanistan, and, whenI returned, found out going have take classes even become an EMT. Fuck right? So did next best thing got degree Economics. Now see there, grinning ear ear an idiot, right? Well turned out pretty well picked up job 35k/yr as business consultant smallish company area. Now use pseudonym my boss
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Misfortune Monday: Chaos Has Many Names

Any resident of this planet is well aware that a lot can go wrong. Spaghettis will be dropped onto carpets. Dump trucks will explode. Frisbees will get stuck on roofs. At a certain point, all we can do is sit back and take in these many flavors of chaos while reminding ourselves that at least it doesn't happen to us every day.

messes, mistakes and failures | garbage truck flipped over the side of a bridge spilling its content on cars underneath | bug found in a green salad
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Bride Expects Turtles With Lit Candles On Their Backs At Reception

Wow, it's not every day you come across a bridezilla case involving a request right out of left field to have turtles with lit candles on their backs at the wedding reception. I can appreciate the creativity, but that's about it. The turtles definitely wouldn't be stoked about having to lug around lit candles on their backs. 

A bride expects turtles with lit candles on their backs at her wedding reception | r/bridezillas u/sarabeth616 Turtle bride This would have been about 2000 Florida, so crazy-times. Young bride, about 20 with an indulgent father culture where wedding huge show-off family event her religion or culture or family don't really know) turtles were symbol good luck and mere weeks before wedding she came up with idea have turtles at reception ask? She wanted live turtles
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Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

Nothing's quite as sweet as seeing a liar who thought they could pull a fast one on people, getting outed for their antics online. As long as we've had social media, we've had people trying to garner attention, cultivate clout, and just generally trick people with an onslaught of silly lies. Fortunately, we have other folks online that are dedicated to calling the lies out as they see them. 

A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago
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Wrong Number Texts That Inspired Hilarious Results

Every wrong number text is an opportunity waiting to be seized. These wrong number texts absolutely inspired hilarious results. Beautiful work by whoever it was that came back with that photoshopped Nicholas Cage pic. 

A collection of times that people definitely texted the wrong number | Heyy girl Paige gave ya number send pic This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHH JUST MADE MY DAY Glad be service Nicolas Cage baby
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Property Manager Ends Up Being Terrible, Gets Canned

Man, nothing is worse than someone who puts on one artificial front, and then ends up being a waking nightmare once you get to know them. Sounds like this property manager was some kind of slimy fool indeed. Fortunately matters were able to get resolved, and he was eventually kicked to the curb. 

A property manager ends up being terrible, so he proceeds to get canned | r/ProRevenge Join u/AE2AW 1d Hippity Hoppity, this is no longer Property manage) After graduating college my girlfriend and moved new state where she accepted into an engineering program found lovely garden apartment style complex advertised 100 Mbps internet speed included price among few other am met property manager, he seemed strict but well mannered, nothing out ordinary. Until signed lease nities first problem:
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Random, Hilarious, And Outright Discouraging Fails

We can all become so caught up in our daily lives and just trying to muddle through existence without making a mess of everything, that we forget that there are other people out there failing hard. Like so hard that all the rest of us can do is scratch our heads, and wonder how they've made it this far. Sometimes our brains take a recess, and dumb stuff happens. 

A big dump of random and hilarious fails | cark said my name Marc with C Starbucks coffee cup | person trying to fit a huge package inside a small car
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Fair to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't ready for Bill Nye to come in there and tease his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. 

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Customer's Translation Fail Results In Begging Bartender For Nothing

Translation fails inspire all kinds of hilarious confusion between two perfectly rational human beings. In this case, we have a customer unknowingly repeatedly pleading for nothing at all. If you're the bartender on the other side of that mishap, do you let the oblivious stupidity persist, or do you correct the translation fail as soon as possible? Could be a tough call if you end up wanting to have some fun with it. 

A customer's translation fail results in them repeatedly begging a bartender for nothing | r/tifu u/pzych_ TIFU by begging bar tender nothing M So this story happened about year ago, and requires some cultural context Ireland, there's been recent resurgence Irish language, and lot movement promote Irish speaking throughout countries. This resulted an Irish speaking bar being opened Dublin didn't grow up Ireland, so don't speak word Irish- but my best friend begging go with her this bar
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Incompetent Sales Rep Measures Wrong, Loses Six Figure Client

Oh man, seeing an unruly short-sighted person get their comeuppance just feels some kind of right. You'd think that given the context, and the fact that they were dealing with a big time, six figure client, that they'd have been more professional, but no they put their pride first. Yeah, they put their pride first and ended up paying the ultimate price. Definitely a valuable lesson. 

Incompetent sales rep measures wrong, blames it on builders, loses six figure client | r/ProRevenge Join u/misunderstoodpotato 1y Measure wrong and blame on customer? Prepare loose six figure client. Hi everyone, This isn't my pro revenge, but my builder's about 15 years ago they were building my house architect our house insistent on sash windows, and only maintenance free sash windows were available my country at time were only available one manufacturer. Now this manufacturer had very stuck
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Leasing Agent Learns About Lease The Hard Way

The best part about this shady leasing agent is they thought they'd go ahead and get away with some unadulterated BS, without the tenant actually reading the finer details of said lease. Well, they certainly got humbled and learned their lesson in the end. Check out some more juicy housing drama with this landlord who encouraged their tenant to research their rights, and ended up losing the battle as a result.

Leasing agent ends up learning about her lease the hard way | r/ProRevenge u/yellowfin35 2y Join taught leasing agent about her lease hard way. Since are talking about apartments recently living Atlanta ~10 years ago and won 1-year lease at charity auction. My rent 600 month (prepaid market rent 1,500 good deal security deposit only $150 (more on later year is nearly up and sign lease at new place. About month before am ready move out leasing agent apartment complex stops and asks about my
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Shameless, Strange, And Funny Tinder Moments

You never know what you're going to find behind the next "right swipe" in the wild world of Tinder. Some people that use the app are actually able to strike up a reasonable conversation that gives way to a legitimate relationship on down the road. Other folks use the app to try out the best and worst of their pickup lines that they have on hand. The following collection of moments from Tinder have some wins, fails, and just generally shameless one-liners. 

A collection of funny moments from different people on Tinder | And see Marvel fan if told currently speaking superman would tell Superman is DC. Gesendet
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Mad Lads Who Played By Their Own Rules

Be they a silver tongued devil, one such merry prankster, or perchance a chaotic force of shenaniganry, these mad lads don't give a dang. Does the world need more humorous chaos? Maybe? Though sometimes those on the receiving end of a mad lad's prankery might not feel the same way.

funny madlads jokes and weird pranks | AA mobile.twitter.com Home My kid being brat so de marshmallowed his lucky charms bag of plain cereal
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Belligerent Customer Won't Cooperate With Tech Support

Sometimes you're having a conversation with a human being that you otherwise thought was perfectly rational, and not prone to fits of blind and entirely irrational rage, and then they pull a fast one on you. This particular customer opted for being a waking nightmare. Fortunately, the tech support employee who fielded the situation kept their cool, and it all worked out in the end. 

An angry customer refuses to cooperate with tech support, and makes threats | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/KrazeeLadee2 256d not restarting my modem! l'd sooner drive full 175 miles HQ punch Long Soooooo among literally thousands calls had my 4 years tech support an ISP, this guy really took cake apotheosis all those calls most infuriating yet hindsight) hilarious call ever had my life. He came on fairly quiet Saturday morning, and conversation started quite normally Good morning, this is
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Horrible Boss Loses Profits From Selling Company

And that's why it pays off in the long run to document everything. This is a genuine professional revenge. You love to see it. If you enjoyed this tale of pro revenge, check out another glorious tale of revenge involving some incompetent managers who made the grave mistake of firing their all star employee.

A terrible boss ends up losing their profits after selling company | r/ProRevenge u/eliechallita 3y Join Cost horrible boss all profits selling his company met an amazing mentor while doing my masters US who hired work company where he COO after graduated an immigrant US, so my visa is conditioned upon being employed: get red, and would quickly get deported back Middle East CEO company planning on selling company much larger British firm, so he wanted maximize revenue short term so he could get
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