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Toxic Behaviors Disguised As Virtues

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various toxic behaviors that are not so slyly passed off as "virtues." Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like someone who is out there putting on the act like they're all high and mighty, while in fact they're just stinking everyone else's existence up with toxic nonsense. So, if any of these ring a bell, they might bring back to mind that time you found yourself in the presence of someone who was just too clueless to recognize they were bringing everyone else around them down. 

Various people describe toxic behaviors that are masked as virtues | Squiddification 18h 3 2 Awards had an -law who talked constantly about generous and compassionate she She could be both But she had tendency get carried away by she wanted rather than actually wanted. She kind person who would throw big party explicitly told her didn't want party, and she would talk constantly about overwhelmed she planning party and should help all these ways because can't do this on my own Her plans were over
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Incompetent Moments of Classic Facepalm

Human beings are capable of incredible things, but one of our more interesting features is our ability to ignore reality and push forward with incredible facepalm moments of incompetence. There are enough dumb moments out there to fill your day with stupid. The dumbness never stops.

Facepalm fails and moments of people being stupid | Sir Rona @Squallamytweets kid born 2010 is now 20. Just let sink AKO @hvmoodi He doing R Kelly math.
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Misfortune Monday: Uneventful Days Aren't Bad Days

Sometimes the days you don't remember are the best ones. Not because anything particularly good happened, but because a strange and specific mishap did not happen. You can never be too sure of what mess large or small will be just over the horizon, but if one thing is for sure, it's that misfortune puts things in perspective.

Unfortunate mistakes, messes and fails | dog who has ripped out a cushion from a couch and made a hole through it | car missing both back wheels
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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, "Chad the Alpha" is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she'll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Creepy alpha male guy asks another guy to break up with his girlfriend. | Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can talk about guess so about her text messages texting
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Cop Overhears Man Threaten His Date, Proceeds To Intervene

Man, you just love to see someone step up and help out another human being in the middle of a potentially endangering situation. Sounds like this guy had it coming. Fortunately, the cop was around to teach the creep a lesson. 

Cop overhears a man threaten his date, so he proceeds to intervene | So, possibly one coolest things ever seen mean know hear women want him, men want be him" stuff old movies? Well man and by god wanted be this guy. Anyway!
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Regrettable Tattoos That Must Be Hard to Have

Do what you want with body art, but we can't say that these were all intentional. With the wrong artist, wrong idea, or wrong spelling, a regrettable tattoo can become as memorable as it is permanent. If you have a great idea, might as well run it by someone first and make sure the spelling is at least right.

Weird, bad, ugly and misspelled tattoo fails | tattoo down a spine that reads prome queen | angel's halo and the words dad's aingel
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Shameless Liars That Got Outed For Their Lies

Man, oh man, these liars just keep coming out of the woodwork with their latest string of unbelievable nonsense. It's a wonder that they think someone else out there in the online world won't take the time to check them on their blatant work of fiction. Maybe they're just telling such ridiculously dumb lies to get more attention directed back toward them. Who knows? It certainly is satisfying seeing these liars get called out. 

A collection of times that liars got called out online for telling lies | My 13 year old daughter wants buy her brand new MacBook Pro high school next year. She said 's required, but can't afford one should do? 1985-present) Answered May 7 Ahhhh Kevin still posting questions but not answering any notice Folks save time, meet Kevin Mok he has following 16 year old daughter 13 year old son 3 year old with an iPad three kids (aged 4, 6, and 9 30 year old son 16 year old son wonder if they're twins
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Funny Social Media Fails From The World's Failures

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it's fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment's notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people's. 

A collection of the funniest fails from people online in May | SÆN-22 @freeze_no My great aunt's petty ass told my mom come outside birthday surprise and didn't even slow down
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Karen Makes Neighborhood Miserable, Gets Fined, Goes Bankrupt

Man oh man, this Karen was on one. Sounds like she was running around the neighborhood meddling in everyone's affairs, and bringing all kinds of negative chaos to the otherwise peaceful neighborhood. Well, eventually Karen took it too far. She shouldn't have messed with those orchards. Fast forward, and she ended up being fined, going bankrupt, and having to sell her property. Ouch.

Karen makes neighborhood miserable, so she proceeds to get fined, and goes bankrupt | r/NuclearRevenge Join u/gustavotherecliner 332d told this belonged here. Bitch tries destroy my orchard destroy her life. Sorry, might get bit long. TL;DR at bottom. Well, lets start few years past. My great grandparents planted an orchard is now at least 120 years old. My grandparents and my parents were really proud peach trees growing and did their best keep them good health and well always threw big party p
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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Man Investigated By FBI For Doing His Job

Sounds like a truly nightmarish day on the job. Poor guy was just trying to do the work that he was tasked doing, and ends up walking right into a full on mess. Get the dude a raise or something for the hassle. 

Man gets investigated by the FBI for doing his job | r/tifu JOIN u/nothintooseahear 4d TIFU by being investigated by FBI doing my job This happened about decade ago, and l'm finally comfortable sharing this anonymously public.
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Company Overhears Employee Roleplaying with Lunch

Usually embarrassing unmuted moments like this come from when someone is badmouthing the CEO, but this person was just being weird while eating food. Hopefully things end up okay. Sometimes we get ourselves into some embarrassing ad stupid situations, like this guy who thought a date was a job interview.

Employee talks to food while boss and coworkers overhear | O r/tifu Posted by u/I_Ate_That_Food 4 days ago 2 3 F2 S TIFU by forgetting wasn't muted during Zoom meeting ate my lunch, causing irreversible harm my reputation talk my food eat have been working home recently (obviously and am pretty fortunate because basically there is no function my job need be office But have let some bad habits seep .
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Choosing Beggar Offered Free Item, Asks For Free Transportation Too

Some people just refuse to be pleased. After this choosing beggar was offered a free portable chair and table, they proceeded to ask for money for gas too. It's hard to reason with that level of delusional entitlement. It's as if the entitlement of this world will never end. Check out more entitled folks and their outrageous demands over here.

A choosing beggar is offered a free portable chair, and they want free transportation too | 1. Hi is this still available? 6:03 PM Hi is still available! 6:04 PM much? 6:05 PM much 6:05 PM price 6:05 PM
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Man Calls Out Fake Marine, Fake Marine Threatens Arrest

Ah yes, another fine example of a liar getting caught up in the middle of weaving their web of lies. In this case, the fake marine gets called out, and then proceeds to lash out and threaten to arrest the dude who called him on his antics. The irony being that the fake marine was the one who could get arrested. When will the liars ever learn? Maybe some time in the future. 

Fake marine's scam gets exposed, and he threatens to arrest guy for it | Gaming PC (Price Negotiable 1000 Still got sale? Today 10:49 AM Yep Okay sir/ma'am hope this is real and not scam will like get this my cousin doing his masters Zoology oversea member United State Marine Corps (USMC) but no longer town meet person.
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

It's tough to negotiate peacefully with a choosing beggar that doesn't understand hourly pay. Numbers are tougher for some than others. That being said, it's inevitable that a sale is going nowhere fast if anyone involved in the sale doesn't understand basic math. 

Man doesn't understand hourly pay, and assumes that it's a scam | 7:08 PM ni 60 Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok
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