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These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

Sometimes life can be a real bastard. We try our best to avoid bad outcomes, but there are some things you just can't predict. Whether it's a crocodile in your pool, missing out on a huge opportunity, or getting stuck in a bird feeder, life will hit you with some unlucky circumstances. For more, here are some times misfortune got the best of people.

Oh she goes full female John Wick mode after realizing that her dog's been kidnapped by a very unpleasant escort. When the cops refused to help she made sure to take matters into her own hands. And fortunately this story has a happy ending. 

Hey girl, iTs NoT a PyRaMiD sChEmE those are iLleGal! When this spicy and overly enthusiastic pyramid schemer got called out for being just that, she didn't take too kindly to it. Even went ahead and tried to flash that big 'ol 6-figure earnings info. Thing is, how much did it take for her to spend to get there? 

Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?

Apple recently revealed that their new $5000 dollar computer does not come with the stand. Here's a video of them unveiling their thousand dollar stand. Thanks Apple. Anyway, the internet did what it did best and did the math on the other things you could buy if you have $999 laying around. Choose wisely.

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.

If you're thinking about tying the knot with that special someone in your life anytime soon, we strongly recommend you check out the following list of common mistakes that marriage counselors see pop up between struggling couples. You might stand to avoid some unnecessary conflict if you follow these! 

Andy Ruiz Jr. took the world by surprise on Saturday night when he dethroned heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua (22-0 with 21 knockouts). You could say that nobody saw it coming. Check out the highlight footage from the fight here.

You don't even have to follow boxing and the stars in it to be amazed by Ruiz Jr.'s performance. That being said, Stephen A. Smith was all kinds of outraged, and went on a tear on Twitter. Ruiz Jr. had some words for him at a certain point, and can you really blame him? 

It's like shopping at Walmart! The wild word of Tinder never fails to keep us on our toes. You just never know what kind of craziness lurks behind the next right swipe. 

If you're in the mood for more ridiculous sh*t from Tinder, we recommend checking out the time an absolutely insane Tinder match couldn't handle a girl's vocabulary.