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Things That Only Losers Brag About

You don't want to be that "loser" who's still bragging about how great they were on the high school football team. Or really what it gets down to, is just bragging in general. Let those achievements speak for themselves. That search for approval is a lost cause. When it really gets down to it, nobody really cares. 

AskReddit users share things that they believe only losers brag about.
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Customer Demands a 500 MB plan Instead of Existing 16 GB Plan

On one hand, having to call customer service, especially for a telecommunications company, can be a time wasting slog. On the other hand, some customers just call customer service for an opportunity to scream at someone. In this case, this woman would rather scream and demand a 500 MB plan rather than actually listen, so things didn't exactly end in her favor.

Woman calls a call center and demands a 500 MB plan because she thinks it is bigger than 16 GB and she gets it.
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You might wanna turn your sound down for this one. Anyone who's operated a forklift before is gonna see some glaring mistakes going on here. Number one, even attempting to lift tons upon tons of weight like this with multiple forklifts is already a kinda sketchy move. Things really start to turn when you see those masts not getting tipped back. Crap like this is a decent reminder that the safest place to be in a tipping forklift is inside that damn forklift. Here are some safety failures that would give OSHA nightmares.

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Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" series is back in action. These are more brutal than ever. We get to see some celebs take it in stride though. Zendaya rolls with the punches and says those shoes just smell like success, while Chris Rock explains his decision to join "Grown Ups 2" was merely motivated by losing all of his money in the divorce. 

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Teacher Asks Students To Write Letter To God, It's A Beautiful Mess

This teacher decided to ask her students to write letters to God. The replies are nothing short of comedy gold. Whatever questions you might've had about God don't hold a candle to these kids and their curious letters. 

Teacher asks her students to write letters to God, and the resulting letters are a hilarious mess.
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Unprofessional Times People Messed Up Their One Job

Don't let the world fool you, almost everyone is doing a bad job all the time. Whether you edit news and magazine layouts or have ever designed stuff that needed extra thought, there are a monstrous amount of failures performed by everyone every day. Sure, it might not be your fault. Sometimes life just hits you with some misfortune. Anyway, here are some from folks who had one goddamn job.

Fails, crappy designs, and other mistakes from people who had one job.
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Weird and Creepy Album Covers of The Past

Since music is a primarily auditory experience, many artists don't seem to be too skilled when it comes to developing their image. Low budgets, awkward photoshoots and the swift and crushing passage of time have left many artists of the past in a whirling eddy of unrelatable creepiness that in retrospect, is fun to gawk at. In a similar vein of weird stuff people made, here are strange how-to books.

Creepy, strange, funny and weird vintage album covers.
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Grown Man Gets Grounded By Father-In-Law

This is one of those surreal posts that we just hope can't be real life. Is this guy in fact a grown man, asking the people of Reddit what to do after his father-in-law "grounded him." My dude. It is time to take the reins in that wild little thing you call your life, and either stop throwing up BS posts like this; or if you really did just get grounded by your stepdad...move the hell out! 

Grown man asks Reddit for advice after his father-in-law grounds him.
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Guy Misses Out On Business Venture Cause Of Gmail's Spam Folder

This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder. 

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Event Manager Fails To Make Sure Wedding Has Officiant

This event manager experienced a bit of a nightmare, and forgot to make sure that the wedding they were in charge of helping plan, had an officiant! So, naturally they ended up illegally marrying the couple themselves. Hopefully they didn't have stage fright. 

Event manager fails to make sure that wedding has an officiant, so they end up marrying the couple illegally themselves.
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White Woman Whines That She Was "Lectured About Slavery" In Her 2-Star Review Of A Plantation

As far as ignorant reviews go, this one ranks at the very top. This woman clearly has a whole lot of learning to do, and maybe she'll realize how far off she was with her assessment of the plantation if she gets wind of people's reactions on Twitter. 

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Woman Bails On Funeral Of Her Boyfriend's Mom For Vacation, Internet Tears Her A New One

Yes, you done messed up big time with this one. As far as "Am I The Asshole?" threads go, this one was just glaringly obvious. You're going to bail on your boyfriend in arguably one of the toughest times of his life for a vacation with the family; and then have the audacity to ask whether or not you're an asshole for doing so? You are quite lost. Quite lost, indeed.

That being said, if you're looking for some more juicy "Am I The Asshole" drama we recommend you check out a recent post about a bald bridesmaid asking the internet if she was a jerk for not wearing a wig to a particularly unruly bridezilla's wedding.

woman asks reddit is she's a bad person for not going to boyfriend's mom's funeral
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Via BobMenery
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Bob Menery does parody play-by-plays that feel so accurate you think you're listening to the genuine article before it becomes glaringly obvious. Anyway, this one seems to capture the spirit of doing this bad in a diving competition.

Via The Sun
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The guy refused to take off one letter from his crude bumper sticker, and the cop proceeds to charge him for resisting arrest. 

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"My name's Rudy right now." Uhhh, are you good, bro? This one has cringe written all over it.