"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"
Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!
Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.
I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.