bikini

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Probably not the best picture to use on a dating site...

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

Probably should get out of the sun.

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