bikini

The TaTa Top bills itself as "the breast bikini top ever" and can be purchased here.

You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

That must chafe horribly.

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.

Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.