bikini

What if women who acted like this just wore bikinis instead of underwear? Problem solved!

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

I mean, what happened to the old days when you just went down to the boardwalk, avoided teenagers selling drugs, and played skee-ball on a cloudy Sunday afternoon?

That must chafe horribly.

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.