bikini

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.

I think it may have stretched a bit.

He's sure to help me fund my degree in Medieval Studies now!

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

The TaTa Top bills itself as "the breast bikini top ever" and can be purchased here.

Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?

You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

In the future, everything is chrome.