bikini

Looks like Pac Sun was having a sale...

Leopard print is SO 1980's. God, get it together.

You can tell they're sisters, or at LEAST best friends with matching tastes, because of how well they go together.

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

That must chafe something awful.

A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

It's a gown, bikini, and t-shirt all in one piece of clothing!

The DIY bikini, brought to you by the wonderful people at TIFI.

That must chafe horribly.

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.