bikini

That must chafe something awful.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

If you got it, flaunt it?

Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...