bikini

Looks like Pac Sun was having a sale...

Sniff it while I check you out through my shutter shades.

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Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.

A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Lose the bald spot and we'll talk. Maybe.

Well ~~hey there~~ bro.

The white shorts underneath that bikini don't help.

That must chafe something awful.

What if women who acted like this just wore bikinis instead of underwear? Problem solved!

Heading to the Bunny Ranch filled with nothing but small-town hopes and big-city dreams. Along with a 20 that he glued to his head.