bikini

Looking to make your bathing suit a little more... literary this summer? Well, check the via link below for a treat!

Is that the Genie from Aladdin?

Sniff it while I check you out through my shutter shades.

You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.

In the future, everything is chrome.

Probably not the best picture to use on a dating site...

Lose the bald spot and we'll talk. Maybe.

That must chafe something awful.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

You can tell they're sisters, or at LEAST best friends with matching tastes, because of how well they go together.