bikini

The TaTa Top bills itself as "the breast bikini top ever" and can be purchased here.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Either way, I'm terribly confused.

I'm wishing they really were extinct now.

Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?

Is that the Genie from Aladdin?

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?