bikini

Looking to make your bathing suit a little more... literary this summer? Well, check the via link below for a treat!

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.

That must chafe something awful.

The TaTa Top bills itself as "the breast bikini top ever" and can be purchased here.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Although now I'm really starting to wish that I had.

Those stretch marks are very flattering.

And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!

He's sure to help me fund my degree in Medieval Studies now!

If you got it, flaunt it?

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?