You mess with the Clausinator and bad things will happen. And by that I mean he'll keep calling his damn sweater the Clausinator.

I'm sure his pastor LOVES this sweater.

I mean, we all gotta pay the bills somehow right? There are disco balls out there that need work!

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Just put on some pants before you file those reports.

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He is in his mid-30's, unemployed and a self-professed priest of the vampire community. His parents must be so proud.

The classiest couple since JFK and Jackie O.