That must be a fun job.

So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.

Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

Caption ALL the celebrities!

As you can tell, it's not pretty.

It's the only way to appease the vaguely Jolie-esque figure on that shirt!

Just give him his show back, he's obviously unhinged without it.