It's not a shirt so much as a grim reminder of the ever-present specter of death.

Also, it'll look TOTALLY HAWT with those shoes you just bought!

Can't. Stop. Staring. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kick.

I see those all the time!

But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.

You may write them off as freaks but if somebody is holding their mom's hand, they're alright in my book.