The cigarette pocket in the sleeve just adds to the classiness.

Here's hoping you have insurance!

This guy has lost more than his sheep.

... to make them worse than Uggs.

There's a pool in there, somewhere.

Instructor Housetsu Sato and his students at the Japan School of Wool Art made this monstrous beauty. The piece will be on display in the Tokyo Metropolitan Art Museum April 18 through the 23rd. They're even entertaining the idea of renting it out once it's done, in case you really need to ruin some child's birthday party.