beard facial hair Hall of Fame manly measurement ruler - 5065400576
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The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."

club haters haters gonna hate shirt weird - 4324156160
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I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

costume g rated narwhal poorly dressed Sad - 6227921408
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+2 points for creativity, -4 points for reminding me of narwhals. So close!