We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

To try and to fail: The two things I hate. Succeed, and this rap game: The two things that's great.

Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!

I wonder if he has his own bus pass or if his work provides him with one...

I've been trying to solve this problem for ages: Can I look cutesy and ironic while ALSO feeding my diabetes habit?

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

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