User dan.shurkey describes the situation: This is one of the questions from my child's kindergarten English lesson. They are learning about sizes (big, tall, small...etc). When we read this to him, we started laughing so hard, saying, "Oh my god. The dad is a zombie eating his boy!"

Halloween is just around the corner, which means we're going to be seeing more parents dressing up their kids in strange and fun ways. We have two examples today: Our very own special little bundle of mutant love here, and this very furry Wicket-looking baby from our friends over at WIN.