I feel so violated by all this knowledge right now. This is when AskReddit hits its stride, and yes, I know some of you are likely already ferociously typing away in the comments section, lodging complaints about 'how we keep posting shit from Reddit'; but dude, the AskReddit section is a goldmine for thought-provoking discussions. We're just trying to share the conversations that struck a particular chord, and this is absolutely one of those. It's easy to forget our parents lived long and potentially booze-soaked, sex-crazed, drug-fueled lives before they settled down (stubbornly or excitedly) to raise our ungrateful, ever retaliating asses.

The folks over at Mommy Shorts love to swap picky eater stories. Do you have a picky eater? What's the strangest food request your kid has ever made?