Two Fathers (and Comedians) have written a book of poems, and they are full of gems about lawn maintenance and parental disappointment. If you want your own copy, "A Collection of Dad Poems" is being backed on Kickstarter now.

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What happens when the bakers accidentally break one of the gingerbread cookies? Why waste a perfectly good dead gingerbread man?

Clay won the gold medal in the javelin throw in 2008, and now works as a motivational speaker touring the country. Clearly his Olympic-caliber skills are handy around the house too!