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Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore

Results of aging may vary, but take it from these people that hangovers are worse and dating can become a struggle. Oh, and protect your back. Here are some dad memes to keep dads going through these dark times.

Memes about the realities of aging | man screaming while a hurricane sandstorm approaches behind him | 40s People born 80s 's coming meme-generator.com
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Weirdest Things People Believed As Kids

People are sharing the weirdest and most outlandish things they believed as children. It's no surprise that our minds are ripe for hatching up all kinds of irrational and creative beliefs, while we're kids. Whether it's something fun like believing in a Cheerios Bee, or maybe something more sinister like believing in a scary alien creature that lives in the vents in your house; kids really dig deep for what they believe could be a real thing. 

People share various strange things that they believed as kids | Asakopt3r 14h S1 Award Honey Nut Cheerios bee. No word lie thought he real don't know why. Nobody told he real just something accepted my older step-sister told Santa and Tooth Fairy weren't real burst into tears and said Cheerios bee, too?"
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Freaky Cursed Images to Just Feel Weird About

It's kind of hard to tell what makes a cursed image, but you know one when you see one. Here are some freaky looking, unsettling images as well as some more cursed images from the abyss if you want to get your strangeness on. Cigarette Jello. Fun.

Freaky, weird and bizarre cursed images | human shaped frozen chunk of ice stuck to the wall outside a window looking like a person standing | man shaving his beard using peanut butter and jelly instead of shaving cream and bread over his ears
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Delusional Buyers And Sellers Fresh Out Of Sense

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

A collection of delusional moments between various individuals on Craigslist | video game 1/1 Grand Theft Auto V PS3 Wrapped Up never used $80 | Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time
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Kinda Messed Up Crap On Kids TV Shows

Whether it's by design, some weird implication, or just a chimp going crazy on live television, people remember some of the stranger, creepier and more messed up points from their favorite TV shows as kids. Here are some funny moments of cartoon logic about the times that make less sense.

Strange, messed up and dark moments from kids tv shows | LifeIsBizarre 7.6k points 17 hours ago Henry tank engine bricked up inside an abandoned tunnel having anxiety while Ringo Star mocked him.
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Supportive Tumblr Thread On Dealing With Invasive Thoughts

Assigning silly identities and voices to those various thought streams that might pop up as invasive, and with a dark tone around them, can be helpful in riding out the process back toward peace. If you're able to step outside the thought when it pops up, recognize it as that, and not identify with the thought, it can almost end up being a game of sorts. Is the conspiracy theorist with the panicked strain piping up again from the back corridors of your mind? Maybe. 

Tumblr thread provides advice on dealing with intrusive thoughts | bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said u by 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying get rise out like girlfriend dumped because ugly s nice tim isn't past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into pole" thanks karen or could not do
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Quick And Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories

Two-sentence horror stories are perfect for folks that don't want to invest too much time in getting lost in a scary story. They're brief, and a lot of the time, highly visual and horrifying. It's amazing how much can be accomplished over the short span of a couple sentences. If you're in the mood for more after this, then check out these additional two-sentence horror stories.

A collection of creepy two-sentence horror stories that are really creepy | My daughter is crying her room because nightmare so went tuck her As approached her room realized cries were being looped.
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Bride Won't Cancel Wedding, Tells Guests To Take Ubers

This bride is on one. Seriously. It looks like she's refusing to cancel the wedding in light of the worldwide pandemic that is the Coronavirus. On top of that, she asks guests to take Ubers, so that they can avoid the "quarantine police." Can't make this up. 

Bride won't cancel the wedding, and proceeds to tell the guests to take Ubers | r/weddingshaming u/auroratudor 7d redd JOIN My sister supposed go wedding this weekend. She's been waiting hear 's canceled, but couple is going ahead. This is venue had say yesterday (3/16) evening address folks and weddings are going continue having our weddings are going move forward. Every weekend is booked and cannot reschedule have handwashing areas. Bring hand sanitizer if are worried. There have only been 69
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Woman Throws Boyfriend Surprise Party For Two, He Gets Upset

So, the story on this one goes that an (awesome) girlfriend planned a big "Nailed It" themed, surprised birthday party for her boyfriend. Apparently, upon receiving this kind and loving gesture, the dude proceeded to break down and dissolve into a puddle of tears, because he wanted other people around to remember him. Awesome girlfriend asked the folks of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong, and I mean, based off what we know, how could she be? 

Woman throws her boyfriend a surprise party for two, and he gets upset that nobody else is there | AITA throwing my boyfriend Nailed themed birthday 2 last night? Not hole my boyfriend's 36th birthday yesterday and ended up crying like 5 times over events transpired. He loves show Nailed and thought would be cute and fun plan him “his own episode" with two cake challenges just two us at home since couldn't go anywhere due current circumstances.
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Jerkbag Gives Server Ultimatum, Ends Up Paying for 25 Beers

If you're gonna be really serious to your server and demand that they bring you a beer with every passing, then get ready for your wallet to explode. It's hard to tell what this guy's goal was, but his words were the nails in the coffin. The service industry is at times lawless and full of characters, so you get a lot out of tales from servers who have seen it all.

Jerk customer demands a beer every time the waiter comes by, so he ends up buying 25 beers | r/TalesFromYourServer Posted by purplebikeshorts Jerk gets exactly he asked Last night worked 14 top. They were all terrible people, douchiest people have ever come contact with royal family Douchland. One guy sits down and orders beer. He says Every time come table want have beer thought he probably just joking, so leave and come back and he says Where is my beer? Did really forget
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Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they'd only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you're expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

Family orders the same dish repeatedly, and assumes that they'll only be charged once | Family racks up $100 bill because they don't understand ordering same dish multiple times does not mean only get charged once Long Boy oh boy, some people. Obligatory: On mobile, TL;DR at bottom. This happened yesterday. All prices are Canadian dollars, convert before say 's expensive.
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It was the early 2000s. Slime was king, ska music was exciting and ketchup didn't have to be red anymore. It really brings us back.

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Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

This parent unknowingly raised some kind of master manipulator. Yes, it'd seem that the clever kid was playing a game of their own, and intentionally not going to the bathroom all the way, to collect more candy than normal. Kind of brilliant. 

Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin
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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We've seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

Employee catches and humiliates an office food thief by switching candy with chocolate covered ants | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/BatricePergeron 13 hours ago Chocolate Covered Ants Insect- Fearing, Sweet-Thieving Officemate. My wife is lovely woman who not only gets up super early pack lunch work everyday, but also throws suprise treat every once and while all hear stories about people stealing their coworkers lunches out office fridge my case wasn't my lunch started getting stolen at work treat
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Ryan Reynolds Shares Social Distancing Video, Nominates Seth Rogen

Ah, yes, thank you to Ryan Reynolds for tapping into his far reaching platform to use it to accomplish good, and to spread awareness. He's started up something of a movement, where celebs nominate other celebs and friends to spread the message about staying home and staying safe during the Coronavirus. The more awareness we can spread to folks during these times, the better. 

Ryan Reynolds shares a video about social distancing | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Another important message from an important celebrity. Let’s spread the word not the virus. I happily nominate, @stevenpage @Sethrogen and @TerryR49776917 #PlankTheCurve #StayAtHomeSaveLives
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