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Shopping Cart Theory Determines If Someone Is Good Or Bad

You be the judge on whether this Shopping Cart Theory holds any weight, when it comes to measuring whether a person is good or bad. The reality is, one might best be considered a good person if they do the right thing when no one is looking, or they have nothing to gain from doing it. So, I guess, an egoless act of kindness, generosity, and just trying to promote the well being of another. 

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Maybe they duel off in beatboxing every night to figure out who gets the remote. 

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Employee Takes Horrible Boss's Advice, Publicly Quits

Most of us have wished we could be someone who doesn't give a heck and publicly confront a horrible boss. This person worked for an unfair manager in what must have been a murderous slog, but they got their mic drop moment in the end. For another bad boss story, here's on about a new boss who tried to play alpha.

employee publicly quits lying manager | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/horrorflickguy 16 hours ago 3 2 "If don't like quit Message received loud and clear oc L TL: DR at bottom initially posted this story on r/TalesFromYourServer think fits better here and included more information story cohesion almost eight years worked at popular U.S. chain restaurant which specializes breakfast food may or may not heavily feature various flavors pancakes.
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Incompetent Moments of Classic Facepalm

Human beings are capable of incredible things, but one of our more interesting features is our ability to ignore reality and push forward with incredible facepalm moments of incompetence. There are enough dumb moments out there to fill your day with stupid. The dumbness never stops.

Facepalm fails and moments of people being stupid | Sir Rona @Squallamytweets kid born 2010 is now 20. Just let sink AKO @hvmoodi He doing R Kelly math.
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90s Nostalgia from Simpler Times

At this point we can pretty conclusively say that there have been simpler times. So here are some memory-jogging images of things like toys and TV shows for people who grew up in the 90s and maybe a little bit into the early 00s. Hey man, it's something. And here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids.

90s Nostalgia toys, tv shows and school supplies | Wishbone the dog dressed like a detective in a coat and hat and wearing glasses | clear tubes of jelly with fake fish floating inside
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Rare Insults That Held Nothing Back

We're always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It's like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can't help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people's egos, over here.

A collection of clever insults that held nothing back | School Rock N Scott U see flatness too 's fake U can see animation Scott are horse 1600s with dementia who just decided get into body child, but with no more education than he had as horse | 90 DAY FIANC BEFORE 90 DAYS BREAKOUT STAR Jael Martinez•3 weeks ago MS He looks like germ Mucinex commercial 16K 287 VIEW 287 REPLIES
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Twitter Thread: Keanu Reeves Goes Full Keanu

We're always ready for some more uplifting goodness from the wonderful human being that is Keanu Reeves. This wholesome story about Keanu Reeves making the extra effort to give someone his autograph, is heartwarming stuff. Just picturing him purchasing an ice cream for the explicit purpose of getting that receipt to autograph it, and on top of that, turning down the "employee discount" on his ticket, might make you smile.

Check out this roundup of more times that Keanu Reeves delighted the world with his wholesome presence.

A story about Keanu Reeves being an awesome person at a movie theatre | James Dator @James_Dator honor John Wick 3 have Keanu Reeves story. 6:41 AM 17 May 19 Twitter iPhone 8,178 Retweets 21.3K Likes James Dator @James_Dator 23h Keanu came movie theater worked at Sydney 2001. He working on Matrix series at time s quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 3 27 178 3,122 James Dator @James_Dator 23h working box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up jeans leather jack
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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Classmates Steal Student's Work, Student Sets Them Up To Fail

Those classmates should've just done the right thing from the get go, and not gone about stealing someone else's work. Seems like the stresses of the academic world can drive some people to do some truly selfish, and insensitive things. 

Classmates steal a student's homework, so they proceed to set them up to fail | r/ProRevenge Join u/Mikerue7 2d Half Class Fails Midterm after Cheaters Copy TL;DR at end don't have problem helping classmates really don't even tutored several classmates during my final semester undergrad because they needed help. They all ended up passing their classes with my assistance.
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Misfortune Monday: Uneventful Days Aren't Bad Days

Sometimes the days you don't remember are the best ones. Not because anything particularly good happened, but because a strange and specific mishap did not happen. You can never be too sure of what mess large or small will be just over the horizon, but if one thing is for sure, it's that misfortune puts things in perspective.

Unfortunate mistakes, messes and fails | dog who has ripped out a cushion from a couch and made a hole through it | car missing both back wheels
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Tumblr Post: Escaping From A Coffin If Buried Alive

Well, well, this quick and informative Tumblr post provides just the kind of knowledge that one would sincerely hope they never have to employ. Yes, we're talking about making an escape from a coffin, if one ever finds themselves in the predicament of being buried alive. Hopefully, it's knowledge that never needs to be used. But here it is anyways. Good old Tumblr pulling through in the weirdest of ways, yet again. 

A quick and informative Tumblr post on how to escape from a coffin | laufie escape after being buried alive coffin could happen anyone. People bury person alive scare them or get rid them this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen classic coffin there's only enough oxygen about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled do not swallow, or will start hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using flashlight is allowed
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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, "Chad the Alpha" is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she'll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Creepy alpha male guy asks another guy to break up with his girlfriend. | Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can talk about guess so about her text messages texting
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

clever and dumb jokes and memes that are technically correct | text messages texting Greta Today 9:43 pm If could rearrange t and name thatd be great
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Amusing Images of Confusing Double-Takery

The brain works really hard to make sense of the constant stream of information coming at it, and for the most part it does a pretty good job. That said, a small shift in perspective can turn unassuming situations into double-take inducing photos of intriguing perspective. Your brain is doing its best, but at times it's name match against double-take causing images of skewed perspective.

Double take real life optical illusions | RUBY s Weatet Ruby with bone her mouth makes look like she heard some jaw-dropping news | Robert Maguire @RobertMaguire This picture crow is interesting because s actually cat 7:01 am 28 Oct 18
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Woman's Family Criticizes Fiancé's Income

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for threatening to ban her family from the wedding. Sounds like the family was being all kinds of toxic, and they were trashing her fiancé's income. 

Woman's family continues to criticize her fiance's income, so she threatens to ban them from wedding | AITA telling my family stay out and my fiancé's financial agreement and if they keep bothering they can't come wedding Not hole So my fiancé and have large wealth discrepancy. My grandparents gave and my sister large amount money they died, and have much higher paying job than him. He works just as hard as he just gets paid less.
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Freeloading Housemates Get Introduced To Court System

Man, these people sound like a ball of toxic energy. You have the one dude offering nothing but generosity and understanding to the rest of the roommates, who are basically going around, freeloading, and taking advantage of one's good nature. A kind of icky feeling can arise just thinking about it. Well, the freeloading roommates ultimately learned their lesson, and were introduced to the court system. Maybe that will set them on a different path in the future. Who knows? 


Freeloading housemates squander money for utilities, so guy introduces them to court system. | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/falloutfan1987 7h Take money give bills and squander Hope like court system Background lived with group people who thought were my friends. They were 2 couples, and all lived same house almost 2 years until recently moved out. There David and Tina and Brittnay and AJ only single person there.
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