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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, "Chad the Alpha" is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she'll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Creepy alpha male guy asks another guy to break up with his girlfriend. | Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can talk about guess so about her text messages texting
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

clever and dumb jokes and memes that are technically correct | text messages texting Greta Today 9:43 pm If could rearrange t and name thatd be great
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Amusing Images of Confusing Double-Takery

The brain works really hard to make sense of the constant stream of information coming at it, and for the most part it does a pretty good job. That said, a small shift in perspective can turn unassuming situations into double-take inducing photos of intriguing perspective. Your brain is doing its best, but at times it's name match against double-take causing images of skewed perspective.

Double take real life optical illusions | RUBY s Weatet Ruby with bone her mouth makes look like she heard some jaw-dropping news | Robert Maguire @RobertMaguire This picture crow is interesting because s actually cat 7:01 am 28 Oct 18
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Woman's Family Criticizes Fiancé's Income

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for threatening to ban her family from the wedding. Sounds like the family was being all kinds of toxic, and they were trashing her fiancé's income. 

Woman's family continues to criticize her fiance's income, so she threatens to ban them from wedding | AITA telling my family stay out and my fiancé's financial agreement and if they keep bothering they can't come wedding Not hole So my fiancé and have large wealth discrepancy. My grandparents gave and my sister large amount money they died, and have much higher paying job than him. He works just as hard as he just gets paid less.
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Freeloading Housemates Get Introduced To Court System

Man, these people sound like a ball of toxic energy. You have the one dude offering nothing but generosity and understanding to the rest of the roommates, who are basically going around, freeloading, and taking advantage of one's good nature. A kind of icky feeling can arise just thinking about it. Well, the freeloading roommates ultimately learned their lesson, and were introduced to the court system. Maybe that will set them on a different path in the future. Who knows? 


Freeloading housemates squander money for utilities, so guy introduces them to court system. | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/falloutfan1987 7h Take money give bills and squander Hope like court system Background lived with group people who thought were my friends. They were 2 couples, and all lived same house almost 2 years until recently moved out. There David and Tina and Brittnay and AJ only single person there.
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Gems From Avatar: The Last Airbender

With Avatar: The Last Airbender making its debut on Netflix, now would seem to be the perfect time to celebrate some of the show's shining moments. It's a show filled with wisdom, humor, and just thoroughly enjoyable. 

A collection of awesome moments from Avatar: The Last Airbender | if you look light can often find But if look dark is all will ever see. Kora uncle iroh
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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

Puns are a lot like a party guest with a guitar: usually not welcome, but excellent when deployed appropriately. We can't really tell if we love or hate puns, but there's certainly a time and place for them. If you're in need of more wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny puns and dumb wordplay dad joke memes | Why do dogs float water? Because they're good buoys. cute dog floating on its back in the water
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Unlucky Steam Key Scammer Calls Electronics Store

Man, this unlucky steam key scammer got paired up with the worst possible employee to successfully carry out their infuriating scam. Love to see a scammer lose. 

An unlucky steam key scammer calls the electronics store, and gets the worst employee | r/pettyrevenge u/[deleted 3y Join 1 Unlucky Steam key scammer calls electronics, gets dumbest employee world worked at Walmart went cart pusher cashier->electronics->security. Sometimes after switched security electronics really swamped help out few minutes. One day phone ringing and walking by and randomly answered Sir Scamalot Hello, sir, this is Steam Support services with Valve.
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Hilarious Scottish Twitter Gems

Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It's clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It's particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you're saying. 

A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people | Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard Glasgow butterfly is just moth ga'un on night out".
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Wordsmiths That Lit People Up Online

Oh yeah, we've got a fresh collection of fiery banter and insults from the online world's most tenacious wordsmiths. Some people take it upon themselves to deliver all kinds of reality checks, witty insults, etc, to others in the online world that seem to be in need of a quick wakeup. Never underestimate the power of the written word. These folks definitely got humbled. 

A collection of times that people got destroyed by the power of words. | grumpythebarbarian Tyron @TyronWilson are not slytherin are 32 2019-06-12, 7:06 AM E ms-demeanor character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were exact age range match Harry as books were being published, they probably grew up with and probably important them if they're still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn't have be joyless slog work and taxes allowed continue enjoying childhood interests, and
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Cop Overhears Man Threaten His Date, Proceeds To Intervene

Man, you just love to see someone step up and help out another human being in the middle of a potentially endangering situation. Sounds like this guy had it coming. Fortunately, the cop was around to teach the creep a lesson. 

Cop overhears a man threaten his date, so he proceeds to intervene | So, possibly one coolest things ever seen mean know hear women want him, men want be him" stuff old movies? Well man and by god wanted be this guy. Anyway!
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Neighbors Go Full Petty, Guy Tows In Pro Revenge

We love a good neighbor revenge story. People can turn real petty on their neighbors, and sometimes that pettiness is addressed with a calculated, borderline genius, pro revenge. In this case, the dude had had enough of his neighbors' rampant pettiness, and how they'd park in his spots. So, he towed in a whole lot of "redneck hardware" and parked it out front of their place, when the moment presented itself. Just imagining what those two weeks must've been like for those neighbors; oh boy. 

Get some more neighbor revenge goodness over here with this entitled neighbor who tasted his own medicine.

Neighbors go full petty on guy, so he proceeds to tow in his revenge. | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/SleepNowMyThrowaway 1y Yes understand 's public street; now, let's learn difference between legality and civility, ok? This happened summer 2016 my wife and moved into our new home on tree lined, brick street. Nice neighborhood but nothing fancy. Blue collar, working men and women.
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Former Flat-Earthers Moments Of Enlightenment

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the moments that former flat-earthers realized that the earth is indeed not flat. We love a good roundtable discussion involving newly enlightened flat-earthers. A strange bunch, but at least we get moments like this as a result. 

Former flat earthers describe the moments that they experienced that showed them the earth wasn't flat | TrungusMcTungus 3h have an acquaintance met Navy, who joined specifically so he could see earth flat while at sea. Every day he would chart ships location, speed, heading, etc few times day so he could make map their path. Ultimately he realized path ship taking would be impossible if earth flat, based on distance they were travelling vs their speed he finally got skeptical earth being flat,
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Entitled Neighbor Tastes His Own Medicine

Ah, yes, a sweet and delicious petty revenge tale. This entitled neighbor's antics ended up backfiring on him in the best way. Just picturing the dude's frustrated, impatience while his car was blocked in is enough to put a smile on the face. Should've just been a kind neighbor from the start. 

Entitled neighbor's own plan goes on to backfire against them | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/DarkLord Tofer 10h Hoisted by his own petard This started as comment on another thread but realised good petty revenge so l've given its own post used live road with street parking on one side only, not side lived. Some people had driveways and not everyone had car so there plenty room parking within couple houses where lived could park on my side if went half on path but made life hard buses (one each way ever
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Choosing Beggar Wants Free Art, Artist Delivers Free Art, They Complain

Ah, yes, another sweet case of the choosing beggar waving their entitlement around, and in this case, getting their comeuppance. It's nice when someone involved in a negotiation with a choosing beggar tacks on the responsibility of serving the choosing beggar up a nice reality check. It seems like this particular reality check still might've soared right over their heads. Oh well. 

A choosing beggar wants free art, and the artist gives them what they asked for. | Hi l'm huge fan work very good need draw my OC because good artist and like arts lot don't have money but would mean lot draw my OC free if ignore this then mean artist and wont be fan anymore. oh no so won't be fan anymore if don't draw OC free??
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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an
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