If you were scratching your head and trying to brainstorm what new skill you should add to your arsenal, this video might leave you inspired to take a crack at staff spinning. Also her Instagram account features a whole lot more of the mind-blowing staff spinning videos if you want to check out more of her work.
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We've never been too old for jump scares, and we won't be too old for them until our very last one that puts us in the ground. And we're not too afraid to admit that we weren't expecting the outcome. No one likes getting got by a rat.
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The folks that work the customer service facing jobs in the travel industry have to deal with their fair share of aggressively inconsiderate, entitled individuals. Some people completely lose their cool when it comes time to travel. They'll proceed to make everyone's day/night/midnight of traveling that much more harrowing through their own belligerence. This guy clearly wasn't about to put up with any of Karen's nonsense.
Even if you don't typically think of dirt as a meal option, it's hard to argue with random kids in the park who want you to eat at their dirt restaurant. You don't turn down free dirt. Maybe they should think of being a chain restaurant, call themselves Mudruckers or Soiling Point. You know, serve stuff like gravioli or rock fish or frozen yo-dirt. For some more wholesome tales, here are wholesome things people did for the love of the game, and a daughter's twitter thread who got her dad a job at Costco. Or maybe even some blessed images to lighten the mood.
There's a type of person who needs their ego stroked daily. To accommodate their false sense of superiority, they take to social media where they use philosophical jargon incorrectly and insult people for not reason. Sometimes they'll go as far as missing the joke by miles just to make a point as sharp as a bowling ball. These self-titled geniuses spray the internet with their cringeworthy bragging and nobody benefits.
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What on earth is going on with this? This is one of those ridiculous videos involving some seriously scandalous behavior, that you almost want to believe can't be real. Like, maybe, just maybe it's scripted. How could she go ahead and invite her side dude to a birthday meal where her husband was also hanging out, without the natural expectation that things would get messy very quickly. Oh, and on top of all that, there's a big old serenade going down as well.
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The good news in this rather unnerving scenario is that the hammerhead shark actually wasn't trying to swoop in on the swimmer, but instead the fish/ray that was nearby. On top of that, the guy seems to be completely oblivious to the behemoth that was in his close proximity. Maybe it was that very calm that came through his obliviousness that kept him safe.
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It boggles the mind that this "debate" actually managed to make it onto TV. And while we're at it, where's the other person who could go to bat to defend the idea that the moon's actually just a big lit up cheeseball? As far as compelling theories go, let's be real: that one just takes the cake.
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Beauty is clearly in the ear of the beholder. Every time we go on to forget just how complex and truly strange our brains are, a video like this one right here comes around to remind us that existence itself is far more bizarre than we regularly give it credit for.
Old people can be quite refreshing with their unapologetic honesty. It's as if they've spent enough time on this planet to come to the stark realization that the honest talk can be the best talk. Of course, this isn't always true. But every now and again it's just nice to hear people share what's really on their minds, without being driven forward by some kind of ulterior motive. With all of that being said, this grandpa's texts are pretty brutal.
Sometimes the best way to feel better about your own sloppy days at work, where you couldn't seem to perform your job up to the standard that was expected from you is to go ahead and read about other people's own tragic professional blunders. Just because there's a paycheck on the other side of all of that work, doesn't mean that it prevents people from failing at their jobs in a wild blaze of anything but glory, every now and again.
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This isn't the first time we've encountered a story involving a villainous character who couldn't be pushed to do their job correctly, and we strongly doubt it'll be the last time. It was only a matter of time before this mailman went on to get his rightful comeuppance.
With so many animals being pushed into the system, you can only name incoming cats "Snowball" so many times before you get bored and start using a random word generator. It seems like they've even freed themselves from conventional names and just started going for parts of speech and infomercial personalities. That said, even if their name is JG Wentworth, these cats are probably all better pets than Prancer, the most irredeemable dog.
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I mean, let's be real. There's something about this version that's honestly more appealing. It could be the steady procession of fails in a play that was seemingly destined for doom from its very onset.
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Just throw this one on top of the mountain of reasons not to go to Australia. Unless you love spiders so big they have souls, then go for it. The amazing feature here is that amazingly, no one is screaming about the massive, terrified spider scrabbling around inches above everyone's heads. Regular people get in car accidents because they saw a bee, so the fact that they landed fine with a monster in the cockpit is a testament to that excellent pilot focus everyone's always talking about.
