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Weekly Demented Dose of Stupid People on Dating Apps

Weekly Demented Dose of Stupid People on Dating Apps

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.
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Couple decided to steal a deeded parking space | I work in a place with a deeded parking garage - each spaced is owned by a resident. But we only have 75 spots, and 300 units. If you don't have a spot, ya gotta permit park your car on the street or find a parking garage in the neighborhood.

'Granny told them it would be $150 bucks': Entitled couple steals deeded parking space, has their car trapped... and faces the wrath of "Granny"

Once in a while, you come across someone who you decided to mess with and who you absolutely should not have messed with. Notable entries to this list who come to mind would be John Wick (seriously, leave the guy's dog alone), Master Chief (Grunts don't call him “The Demon” for nothing), Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino (who inspired the intro quote), and Granny (park in her space at your own peril). These individuals all have the common trait of displaying a laid-back outward demeanor that doesn'…
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bosses decide not to run payroll over the holiday weekend… and didn’t warn us

'I did not get paid this weekend': Bosses chose to delay running payroll without notice over a Holiday weekend

You know that moment when your boss ~forgets~ to run payroll?
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the most epic Christmas decoration fails

'Tis the Season for Holly Jolly Christmas Fails That'll Make You Ho Ho Ho

Sometimes things don't register in your brain right away, you know? Like, you look at something and you think it's just an innocent little knick-knack that'll add some good vibes to your home. Then you bring it back, set it up, and someone else sees it and it turns out it looks like some vulgar thing that you can never unsee now. Yeah, well that's been happening with Christmas decorations since the invention of them. A tropical town might think it's a good idea to put Christmas lights up on the…
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30 Crazy BeReals from people who had an exciting (and sometimes flammable) day

30 Crazy BeReals from people who had an exciting (and sometimes flammable) day

Social media is chock-full of photoshopped bodies, picture-perfect dinners, and expertly photographed vacation selfies. Enter Bereal, an app released in 2020 with the intention of being the opposite of most social media platforms.
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'Only a few more mental breakdowns till Christmas': 20 back-to-work memes after the Holiday weekend

'Only a few more mental breakdowns till Christmas': 20 back-to-work memes after the Holiday weekend

How are we expected to just go back to work like this?
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'She sounds like a level 99 Karen': Rude Karen completely flips out on retail employee, threatens to fight her outside

'She sounds like a level 99 Karen': Rude Karen completely flips out on retail employee, threatens to fight her outside

Customer service has perhaps never been more wild, and customers are getting creative with how rude they are to employees - who are trying their best to keep their patience.
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I got my childhood bully arrested

'I guess you can say his debt has been paid': Guy gets his childhood bully arrested years later

As someone wise once said, Karma is a God.
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daughter catches mom's boyfriend cheating, serves him piping hot justice

‘You’re gaslighting me so you don't look like the bad guy': Daughter catches mom's boyfriend cheating, epically tells him off and puts him in his place

“You and I both know that you got caught doing something wrong, that you weren't supposed to be doing, and you're gaslighting the absolute sh*t out of me so you don't look like the bad guy.”
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Maternity wear | This happened several years ago.  After onboarding a new job, I was told I could hire an assistant. The HR director, Kelly, handed me a stack of resumes, told me about a friend's daughter, and bumped "Kat" to the top of my interview list. Kat passed the tech test with high scores and interviewed well so, I hired her.

HR busybody demands pregnant assistant is reprimanded for maternity clothing... because the assistant's mother (HR's friend) doesn't approve of her boyfriend

We grow up naively believing that rules exist for a reason. It isn't until we're older that we realize that some rules exist because someone— just… decided that it was so, even if that deciding person wasn't qualified or didn't possess the brainpower and insight necessary to make said decision. This results in a whole lot of stupid rules that are blindly followed just because it's a rule. Meanwhile, said stupid rule followers couldn't make an actually informed, ethical, or empathetic decision t…
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My manager told us in a team meeting that our branch director asked that, from now on, every employee should eat lunch and spend lunch time in the lunch break room with everyone else. They have not made this mandatory, but it was basically implied that we need to comply to avoid being excluded from the team socially.

'We need to comply to avoid being excluded': Team leader implies required lunch break location to promote synergy and "cohesion"

Sometimes it's not about the words being spoken; it's about the implication . When your boss suggests a singular place where you should take your lunch break, claims it's not a requirement but goes on to imply that you'll be disadvantaged in the workplace if you disagree… well, you don't really have a choice — do you?
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30+ Historical art memes for jesters and jokers

30+ Historical art memes for jesters and jokers

Art: the original meme template. Hundreds of years have passed since some of these paintings were created. Did their creators ever imagine that we would some day be spamming memes onto their artwork that they spent countless hours painting? Telling a 17th century artist that their work was made into a meme would be like making a pilgrim taste a Dorito for the first time. And with a time machine , anything would be possible…but for now, enjoy this delightful collection of art memes ! After that,…
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Entitled Dude Expects Girlfriend to Make an Extravagant Breakfast for Him Every Morning Because He 'Isn’t a Morning Person'

Entitled Dude Expects Girlfriend to Make an Extravagant Breakfast for Him Every Morning Because He 'Isn’t a Morning Person'

Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.
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He had put a rule in place that nobody was allowed to recycle a broken laptop other than himself.

IT Supervisor "Dave" demands all to-be-recycled computers pass across his desk, ends up with a giant mountain broken computers

We all have a “Dave” in our life. The thing is — Dave can sometimes be wound a little too tight…
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AITA for not adding a third bathroom to our house?

'The girls were pissed': Parents add new gym to their home but make their four daughters share a bathroom

There's nothing like clueless, arrogant parents!
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Angry Kevin gets himself banned from Gas Station

'I want to make a complaint:' Aggressive Kevin berates gas station manager until she bans him

In one small town, there is drama going on at the local gas pump — but not for the reason you might think. As one poster on r/IDOWORKHERELADY wrote, his mother has some pretty wacky customers at her job as a petrol station manager. This one stubborn Kevin really tested her patience as he demanded to speak to the manager. But luckily, this manager got a handle on the situation and she really had the final revenge ! Next up, read about this family who declared their Thanksgiving meal was BYOC - b…
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