And by fools we pretty much mean trolls. At least THEY got a laugh out of it. 

Pro Tip: Research something before you ban it. 

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

The saying, "bullet dodged" can cover a lot of ground: an actual bullet, a person who is all kinds of life-ruining crazy, a terrible illness, etc. The fact is, these people enjoyed an incredible stroke of luck that kept them safe from hell's fury, itself. 

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.

It's the season for giving, and if you're a millennial, Twitter's suggesting that could entail credit card bills. Leave it to the internet to hone in on all the spicy stereotypes making up a generation, to troll the ever living sh*t out of millennials that much harder. 

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!