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Moments that Go to Show How Kids are Weird and Dumb

There's no question about it. Kids are bizarre and stupid people. They don't know how things work, can't pay attention, and are easy to trick. We know they're idiots because we were kids too, and we were idiots. They'll get stuck in trees, run into stuff and stare at the sun. It's not hard to prove that kids are weird and dumb.

Funny fails of kids doing strange and stupid things | teaboot playing volleyball gym with kids and this little boy got hit head and like "oh geez okay dude' and he just said 'Yeah real strong watch this' and punched himself face teaboot said be gentle with his brain and he told no really 's okay look' and had physically block him slamming his forehead into brick wall teaboot Superman's preschool teachers all deserved raises
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Life Pro Tips To Ace Your Existence

In these strange and troubling times, as the world navigates a rapidly changing reality due to the Coronavirus, it is helpful to have some life pro tips from folks who have experienced isolation, and done so successfully. Outside of those relevant and helpful pointers on keeping sane during insane times, there are some other tips to support one's ability to get with the wild flow of life. Good old life pro tips.

A collection of life pro tips that are helpful for people navigating the world | LPT Advice on managing extended periods away World Learning submariner 6 years with multiple deployments 6 months and other extended underways multiple months with short -port stints between time had develop coping strategies dealing with isolation and loss social contact with outside World. Here's learned: 1. Hold fast whatever is waiting on other side doesn't matter feels foolish, or whether there is certainty hap
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Clothing Design Fails That Are Decidedly Unfabulous

We're not exactly in the shirt business, but some of these clothing decisions seem like they could have been prevented. For similar stuff, here are some classic translation fails that made their way onto shirts and other things. And here are some more design failures that need some help.

Stupid and dirty clothes design fails | white socks NASA NATIONAL AERONSMITH AND SPACE | red shirt under jacket that appears to say ASS ASS AHAM ASS ASS ASS
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Doctors' Best "Asking For A Friend" Stories

Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors to share their best stories of people coming in, and seeking them out to ask for professional medical advice for their "friends." Folks have a funny blindness they apply toward not knowing how obvious it is that they're asking advice for themselves, from doctors. At least the doctors seem to take it in stride, and exercise an understanding of the process. 

Doctors share their best stories about people "asking for friends" when it was probably for them | Freyja_the_derpyderp 9h My father is doctor and he got call once middle night his call share doctors patient man asked do about bump on his "friends" arm he scratched and something came out. He mentioned leaking little oil now zit. He scratched pimple. Woke whole family up at 3 am because he had page my dad over zit.
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Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine

As the reality of COVID-19 spreads and the ever widening spheres of stay-at-home edicts change a veritable butt-load of people's lives, we're left with millions of people's thoughts about it, daily. Some people are wrestling with their newfound loneliness while others are preparing to make a whole lot of pasta. Here are some more coronavirus tweets from self-quarantine.

Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine | Well, old girl about have busiest month life INSTANT POT cooking utensils | Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks bar my neighborhood is delivering entire liters their premixed margaritas 25 and get complimentary roll toilet paper with purchase and 's really starting feel like there are no rules anymore
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American Explains Why Americans Still Complain About America

Many Americans still feel like they're trapped in a system that they have no control over, even though they're told they live in the greatest, most free nation in the history of ever. It may come as a surprise to some that the United States isn't the only country where its citizens are told that they live in the greatest country on the planet. For some outside perspective, here are some American problems people are too European to understand.

Person explains why Americans complain about America despite the nation's riches | Why do all Americans whine and bitch so much about being American? Seriously need start being proud yourselves and country. Many people would kill be an American and enjoy things moan about Why do complain so much tell why: Living united states is supremely fucked up cause one richest, most powerful juggernauts on planet, but average citizen has relatively infinitesimal access wealth and power, and very little the
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Woman Seeks Pork Chops Recipe, Gets Random Uncle's Life Story

Cath never saw it coming. This guy is right up there with the likes of Ken M, when it comes to trolling the comments section, and throwing unsuspecting folks for a trip. 

Woman wants the perfect pork chops recipe, and the guy in comments trolls her instead | Cath 16 hrs Any tips on cook pork chops without them turning out dry? Can't ever seem get them right! 31 comments O Like Comment Hi Cath. My uncle lived small town Macedonia 3 years late 1980s still part Yugoslavia) and he learned cook most delicious pork chops all-time! Anyone who ever tastes them raves about them. Perfect every time! Michael 2 Like Reply 16h
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A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation

Jon Bailey hooked it up with a quick and helpful Twitter thread on how to navigate the time of isolation. He provides tips that could help folks stay centered, as the world works on dealing with the Coronavirus

A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S
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People's Silver Linings To Being Quarantined

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the sliver linings they've managed to find in their lives, amidst the quarantine. The Coronavirus has surely thrown much of the world into a spiral of panic and fear, and amidst that storm of chaos, it's nice when folks are able to find the silver linings when they can. Everyone stay safe out there, and wash those hands!

People share their upsides to being quarantined in AskReddit thread | cwtguy 5h No driving work gives two hours my life back with my son each day and saves few hundred bucks month gas.
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"Amid" Is The New Coronavirus Buzzword

Yep, it would seem that the latest buzzword to come out of Coronavirus coverage across news media outlets, is the word, "amid." What about amidst? What'd amidst ever do to anyone? In all seriousness, everyone stay safe, and wash those hands!

People on Twitter react to "amid" being the new Coronavirus buzzword | tweet by dayana sarkisova @dsarkisova no one: absolutely nobody: editors working on coronavirus coverage: amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid
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Guy Gets Sweet Padlock Revenge on Gym Thief

It's rare that you get to catch your thief with their pants down like this, and this dude made a quick judgement call on some very suitable petty revenge. People get some great revenge on theives who can't respect other people's stuff, like this guy who got back at his thieving roommate with a usb booby trap or this guy who got revenge on his food stealing roommate with a habanero cake.

Guy gets revenge on gym thief by locking his clothes in a locker | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/itdoesntmattermybro 5 days ago poor thieving technique gym locker room backfires. One morning at gym put my beats headphones over one coat hooks above central bench, then covered them with my jacket got changed, put my bag locker, and went work out, forgetting put both my jacket and headphones away bad kind thing.
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Signs that a Relationship is Basically Done

Staying in a relationship that neither person wants to be in can do more harm than good. Here are some suggestions for signs that it's good to consider calling it off and finding someone more compatible. For more relationship stuff, here are lines crossed by men's exes and red flags women saw on dating apps.

Advice about when a relationship has probably run its course | reddit posted by 82verses- 14.9k points 1 day ago realize she's not girlfriend anymore just shitty roommate.
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Chris shares some helpful advice on how best to navigate the time of self-isolation amidst the Coronavirus

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Clearly Conan O'Brien is taking this Coronavirus pandemic in some kind of stride. Not sure what's going through his head at this moment. 

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Stingy Boss Negs On Employees, Gets Ego Wrecked

First off, we love the Eugene Krabs (SpongeBob Squarepants) reference, for this narcissistic and stingy manager. It sounds like Eugene had deluded himself into believing everyone was a mere sack of mindless potatoes, and wouldn't ever fight back with a pro revenge, against his mistreatment. Oh boy, did he underestimate this employee. They ended up getting Eugene to have to pay the full "jerk tax", and he could've only paid a third of it, if he'd played by the rules and been a decent human being. Maybe Eugene learned his lesson. 

Stingy and narcissistic boss negs employees, and ends up getting ego wrecked | Stingy, narcissistic boss negs and skimps on employees, so damage his ego with some asshole tax Let's call my asshole boss Eugene, since his stinginess reminds Eugene Krabs SpongeBob Squarepants, except Krabs is nowhere near malicious order display full satisfaction this revenge will have describe few (but not limited) things Eugene did entitles him being complete jackass.
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Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname

People on Twitter are doing what they can to keep it light. This time we've got folks hatching up nicknames that are inspired by their limited food options and emotions being felt, while in quarantine. The results are pretty great. 

Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"
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