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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

This guy's experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he'd never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC
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Attempts that Careened Into a Ditch of Failure

Life is a series of various attempts. Whatever you're doing, it starts with a try. You might be trying to make a point online, or trying to make a nice sign for your place of business. You might be trying to ride a bike or relate to your fans. Sometimes these attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.

memes and moments of failed attempts | tweet by Nicole @nicoleslaaww My Uber profile says deaf so get into Uber's usually just sign hello them and don't speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said "this deaf bitch just got so can talk minute" Imfaooo
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Garbage Moments that Belong on Trash Island

Trashy, selfish and antisocial behavior can come from anywhere. A boss, a landlord, a neighbor or even a loved one can engage in trashy behavior for almost no reason. Here are people who needlessly made life worse for the people around them. These are trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

People being mean, selfish and trashy | NEWGATE Tarmerrwe SUPERMARKETS Fury as stockpilers throw away mountains food bought panic-buyer supermarket frenzy | policeman standing beside a man selling toilet paper $30 for a 12 pack on a makeshift table
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Tumblr Thread Says Movies Fuel Unrealistic Physical Standards

This Tumblr thread called out the impacts of movies in terms of fueling unrealistic physical standards, when it comes to fitness. It addresses how bodybuilding culture can manifest in convincing people that they should look a certain way (or that it'd be nice to), when in fact those very images are of folks that are sometimes severely dehydrated. 

Tumblr thread calls out bodybuilding culture | actor has joined debate about objectification TV and film, saying both genders are judged equally on looks Source G -critical-feminist My god love her | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn't
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Sadly Mistaken People Who Didn't Get Satire

Most of us understand a tongue-in-cheek reference from a well known satirical news network, but sadly, there are those among us who just don't get the joke, or worse, believe the absurdity and pass it off as actual news. It's sadly too common to see a sorely mistaken person not get satire, like an aunt who actually believes scientists have made a voice activated grapefruit.

Mistaken people who didn't understand joke news | Hard Drive O @HardDriveMag 19h Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat Gamer Playing Switch O Donot lean on door D Donot leaon doo Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat Gamer Playing Switch thehardtimes.net 57 t1,442 O 8,768 Replying HardDriveMag Shouldn't gamer have given up their seat pregnant woman? This isn't really heartwarming
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Boss Turns Herself Into Potato During Meeting, Can't Undo It, Puns Ensue

Potato Boss is the hero the world needs and deserves. Seriously, a little gem of light from @PettyClegg, and her (Potato) boss, @mlizetocampo. To make matters even more fun in this wonderfully absurd moment from the struggles of trying to navigate technology, people are getting into the punny wordplay. 

Boss accidentally turns herself into a potato during an online meeting, and can't figure out how to undo it | tweet by Faceless Old Woman d_overlord Replying PettyClegg and @Quiara potato looks so annoyed with itself
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D&D Greentext Gems Mined From The Dungeons

These funny, absurd, and sometimes dark-humored tales from the world of D&D are a nice break from reality. In this fantasy world, people are pulling off all kinds of ridiculous stunts on one another. Do you really know someone until you play a game of D&D with them? Maybe not. If these left you wanting more delicious D&D content, check out these D&D memes.

A collection of greentext gems about the world of Dungeons & Dragons | Anonymous party is forced into eating at vegan lunch do? my Dragonborn fighter looks at his plate with disdaine he decides pick up and throw on ground he yells at host DO LOOK LIKE FUCKING IGUANA host falls speechless my party begins glare at bard pipes up with mean, kinda
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Bizarre Stuff People Tried Selling Online

It's like a mix of creatively repurposed garbage, disturbing art projects, and stuff that's probably not legal or physically possible to sell. Whether it's intended as a joke, cheap attempt to hustle, or get rid of odd garbage, people are trying to sell some weird stuff online.

strange things people tried selling online | Van Gogh Painting Probably not original one 200 Starry Night | BUY/SELL/TRADE Mar 25 at 3:43 PM State Iowa MESSAGE $3 Good source corn
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Surprising Truths About People That Sound Made Up

There is a whole lot of chaos and unpredictability bubbling underneath the surface of every moment, and we can forget that people experience stuff all the time that shatters expectations of what we assumed was possible. The world is a strange place, and sometimes folks with the craziest stories are actually telling the truth. We'll probably still laugh and shrug it off, but maybe there's a lingering doubt in the back of the head that what they said had some strange scent of the truth to it. 

People are describing surprising things about themselves that sound made up | Kaibethha 17h 1 Award horse threw air child. But wasn't on his back. He grabbed skin my back with his teeth and yeeted .
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Choosing Beggars With Pockets Full Of Entitlement

These choosing beggars just keep it coming. Sometimes they end up getting what's coming to them. Anyways, as long as there's a price attached to something, there will be a choosing beggar around ready to complicate the process of smooth negotiations. The cost of trying to navigate selling something to a choosing beggar who entered the conversation with delusional expectations, ultimately ends up being a cost of someone's time (and maybe sanity). We're not sure when choosing beggars decide to wake up and be reasonable, but until then, these moments certainly showcase how absurd people can be when money is involved. 

People that tried to negotiate with obnoxious levels of entitlement | Chat with 2008 Yaris Sedan $4,000 l'll give 950 right now. No questions asked. Take or leave Every second wait on this offer drop price by $50 ball Is court Haha! So offer is already at zero? No still 950 Take or leave Nope l only had 20 seconds respond, shoot. Guess missed out. | lowest can do including shipping?x is lowest x Including shipping £3 x Girl shipping is £2.95. Don't be clown
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Jobs So Bad That People Quit On The First Day

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with working jobs that were so bad, that they quit on the first day. Sometimes, one ends up working a job that they feel is so polluted by negativity and ridiculously unnecessary BS, that they ultimately decide to remove themselves from the environment. For these folks, that walk out the door took place on the first day. At least they didn't waste time. 

AskReddit replies to jobs that people quit on the first day | SnowQuixote 4h Wendy's worked lot fast food teenager, but being corrected on way said mayonnaise too much apparently, Imao are weird kids.
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Mates Use Technology To Make An Earth Sandwich

Earth sandwiches are where it's at. See, wonderful things occur when people work together. Maybe existence would be a more lighthearted and peaceful place if there were more earth sandwiches going around. 

Good friends use technology to make an earth sandwich by placing slices of bread on the ground on different ends of the world | harrisoncorboy OO wanna make earth sandwich live Australia or New Zealand? Australia Do have piece bread?
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Seth Rogen Watches "Cats", Live Tweets Reactions

Seth Rogen decided to get baked and watch the infamously disorienting and genuinely bizarre film, "Cats." This was a recipe for a comedy goldmine. His humor and hilarious confusion make the following Twitter thread just our favorite kind of rollercoaster. If you're looking for more funny "Cats" content after this, check out some more random and hilarious observations about the movie, "Cats", over here.

Seth Rogen provides quick and funny takes on his experience watching the "Cats" movie | Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They made them go cat school. | Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching ground.
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Clever and Literal Jokes that are Technically Correct

There's a time and place for overly literal puns, stupid moments and clever jokes. That time and place is here and now. Technically accurate jokes might make you feel smart, but who knows. They're right, but kinda not. They're just technically correct.

Funny jokes and memes that are technically accurate | Lamps video games are using real electricity | shower head Every naked person see, turns on
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Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds

The shower is the home to people's strangest, and sometimes most profound realizations. It's a place to connect the dots, or ponder, or just get lost in the stream of thinking until you come up for air with something that could be an "aha" moment. These shower thoughts were a whole lot of fun to scroll through. With everyone caught up in the self-quarantined time due to Coronavirus, some folks might be taking more showers than usual. So maybe, more shower thoughts.

People share their wildest shower thoughts | u/Great_Bacca 23h 3 1 Award "My brother--law works at CDC" is new "My uncle works at Nintendo".
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It seems like the industrious and creative among us are getting bored enough right now to turn a morning shaving routine into a sweet sweet music.