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Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

Wow, that's certainly enough trippy for the day. This fun Twitter thread from @Foone shines light on some bizarre things that our eyes are (or aren't) doing. It is troubling to think about a hostile alien race showing up one day that exploits our eyes' saccades, and manages to wipe us out because we can never see them, and all along our eyes have just been taking their best guess at what's around us. Maybe they're already here. Maybe that's why we can't see them. What an eye-opening thread. 

A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >
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Night Shifters Creepiest Paranormal Experiences

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the scariest paranormal things that night shifters ever saw while on the job. These eerie accounts might make you never want to work that night shift in the future. All the creepy things seem to happen at night. 

Night shifters describe their creepiest paranormal experiences on the job | thisbillgates 1d worked at 7/11. One night kept hearing sounded like little girl crying, but store completely empty. Whenever l'd go area where thought coming l'd hear somewhere else hope somebody messing with but Il'm not sure Reply 4.7k
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Dad's about to bring chaos to the home base, and his son is having none of it. 

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Unfortunate Fails Hatched From Moments Of Pure Bad Luck

Some days are harder than others. We're all trying to muddle through this chaotic existence without falling prey to instances of bad luck; but sometimes, the luck runs out. These unfortunate fails might make you feel better about your roughest days. 

A collection of fails from people that are struggling extra hard | key breaking inside the door lock | sandwich and bottle of drink stuck against the glass in a vending machine
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David Letterman provides one cringeworthy moment after the next. Nothing landed in this unfortunate performance. 

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Sounds like the Yeti is a grossly overpriced, obnoxiously heavy lawn chair that has no consideration for left-handed brew drinkers. 

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Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

These tweets take us back to the days of VHS rentals, horrid late fees, and stocking up on all the candy at the cashier before leaving Blockbuster with enough movies to last at least a night. The Last Blockbuster might be right up there with our other recent favorite Twitter account that's all about providing updates from Jurassic Park.

A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.
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Influencer Karen Demands Free Food In Exchange For Fame

Man, oh, man, our hearts go out to any hard working employees that have to deal with these levels of hostile entitlement. The choosing beggars of the world have a way of tossing their social decency out the window when their irrational demands are inevitably rejected. This Karen was in way over her head from the start. 

An entitled influencer Karen demands free food in exchange for exposure | ar 28 202n O Save have deal with this on constant vasis. Influenceplease don't message our private business numbers free food. Hi are owner Michelin Star restaurante 05:09 PM Hello, this is indeed did get my number? 06:16 PM
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Absurd School Bureaucrat Needs Copy of Degree She Issues

Bureaucracy can be a mind-numbing puzzle of forms to fill out and cranky people to deal with. Sometimes you get a real treasure of a human being who absolutely hates what they do, and dealing with them is pulling teeth. Here's one of those times. For another school themed story, here's Karen and Karen Jr getting outed for trying to cheat the school system.

Bureaucrat at school needs a copy made of a degree she issues | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/forshuregirl 5 hours ago So need certified copy my bachelor degree just issued? No problemo oc M So, this is little one, but still fullfilled with satisfaction. During my last semester my bachelor degree already applied masters degree at same university. So go through normal application process and get accepted (yay but as didn't have my bachelor degree at point had produce certified copy my degree
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Eye-Defying Optical Illusions of Double-Takery

The human eye is just doing its best, but sometimes it can get mislead onto the wrong path. It's not hard for some strange perspective to make you think you're looking at a giant baby or that a block of cheese is a portrait of George Washington. Intriguing images of eye-defying double-takery are wild.

interesting real life optical illusions | three Italian greyhound dogs on a bed with one looking as if it has an unnaturally long neck | split screen TV news with one reporter dressed in a jacket that makes her seem as if she has an abnormally large head and tiny body
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Bad Life Pro Tips With Zero Shame

Ah, yes, some wonderful, intentionally terrible life pro tips. Just the kind of life hacks that could end up getting you in some very hot water. Or, the kind of hacks that nobody with a half decent conscience could actually use. That being said, they are ridiculous and it does make one wonder, if there is some shameless scoundrel out there getting a leg up on life by using the shortcuts that nobody with a moral compass would dare use. 

A collection of absolutely terrible life pro tips | Retweeted Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Remember: taking vegetables off double bacon cheeseburger decreases amount calories consumed
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Logistician Pulls Fast One On Master Sergeant

Looks like this Master Sergeant got what he deserved. There's something too sweet about a military revenge. It could be the fact that these particular revenges incorporate a nice dose of malicious compliance. For some more military revenge gold check out this Staff Sergeant that micromanaged the logistics department getting a reality check in the best way.

Logistician pulls a fast one on an entitled master sergeant | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 6h Join Giving away Master Sergeants golf clubs So many years ago logistician United States Marine Corps. My unit headed overseas on little mini deployment Morocco charge logistics my unit even though only Corporal. This because first didn't have staff sergeant run shop and Sergeants had were garbage at logistics and got put work
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Low Budget Solutions and Fixes

Who needs an adequate replacement part when you have a whole bunch of junk lying around? These folks have made some bad but awesome low budget solutions to solve their problems without breaking the bank. Some of these low budget fixes and diy solutions are extremely bad ideas, but here they are.

low budget fixes and diy solutions | Alright everyone Let this sink moment car gear stick replaced with a glass bathroom knob | pipe with holes poked in it as a shower head
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Rare Insults To Spice Up The Vocabulary

We're always ready for some more rare insults that kept things clever and utterly brutal. The comments section on various YouTube videos often has a spicy gem or two from a savage silvertongue that finally crafted their perfect, rare insult after enough meticulous tinkering around. Some of these are hilariously accurate more than anything else. 

A collection of rare insults that wrecked people with words | BULL PENIS X Kommentarer 24.535 Ahaan 2 måneder siden Justin looks like he would kidnap Justin 10 years ago 10.320 41 ?50 50 SVAR | trapcard Chicken doesn't need SEASON ING scotchtapeofficial amazing he resisted temptation devour sign long enough this picture be taken, given much he loves taste cardboard
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Wildly Dumb Things People have Heard

Walk around for a few minutes on this planet and you're bound to overhear some extremely dumb things. It's fine to be wrong, but what's really disappointing about all this is the bone-jarring confidence with which people say some extremely dumb crap. People say some absurd things in complete seriousness.

Stupid things people have heard said | lavernican 19.7k points 8 hours ago Work at hotel. Guest asked why there no fourth July parade or any fireworks town were Australia.
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Quick Tumblr Thread: Last Words From Famous Writers

Some definite weird flexes in this quick Tumblr thread about the last words from various, famous authors. There's no telling what kind of potential jargon anyone is apt to spew when their time has come. Maybe words fall short in the face of death. 

A quick Tumblr thread about last words from famous writers | someoneintheshadow456 Last Words Famous Writers dali-daydreams dedicated life words s important go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway Goodnight my kitten Spoken his wife before he killed himself. 2. Jane Austen want nothing but death response her sister, Cassandra, who asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie can't sleep 11
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