You might enter this information-packed Tumblr thread with a bit of hesitation about trying to consume a big load of knowledge; but rest assured, you'll come out entertained. Medieval battle tactics were a WILD thing. Leave it to Tumblr to illustrate that fact with a tidal wave of fun facts.
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That's life, kid. It just comes atcha. It comes atcha fast. Your options are to deal with it or...well, do whatever this is.
Working retail, you get to see an amazing number of characters stroll through the front door. There's always something new around the corner, ready to completely derail your day, make you miss your lunch break, and in rare cases, actually make you sort of happy. This Tumblr user documented their first few days of working at a Target, and the world did not disappoint. For more retail stories, check these horror stories from Hot Topic employees.
The Game of Thrones finale finally came around to shake the world on Sunday. As fans found themselves bittersweet, angered, and sometimes actually pleased; you might say the show found a little bit of controversy with how it all wrapped up. That being said, George R.R. Martin finally stepped forward to offer his thoughts and clarifications on what Game Of Thrones fans can hope for with the ending in the books.
If you're hungry for more Game of Thrones content, please go relive that epic water bottle fail in the Game of Thrones finale on Sunday. Absolutely gold. Maybe a metaphor for the show's final season being rushed...
Or better yet, have you seen that Twitter user's genius rankings of the Game Of Thrones men as sandwiches?
Game Of Thrones: A Song of Bean Juice And Water. This is where the world is now. Yes, this comes after another fail from the Game of Thrones directors, when they accidentally let a Starbucks coffee cup make its way onto an episode. And now we're back, but this time with a water. I guess people get thirsty out in Westeros just like the rest of us, and especially when they're busy slamming all that dehydrating coffee.
Sometimes it feels like work takes up more of our free time than it should, and sadly, not many of us are given an opportunity to actually do anything about it. When this guy's self-titled "boss" told him that he'd have to work on vacation, he figured out a way to get what he wanted and also make it more miserable for the jerk who tried to tell him what to do. Check this out for a story of a guy who got petty email revenge on the company that fired him.
Get on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb thing that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart i guess? They might be obvious, but they're not wrong. Here are some more jokes that are technically not wrong.
We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.
If you had any doubts as to whether you were good at your job or not, then have no fear. These failures are examples of someone else's amazing mistakes. So be glad you aren't the dude who put some stairs in upside down or made your storefront inexplicably filthy. People do this a lot.
If you've spent any time in the world of retail, you're familiar with the type of customer who, no matter how wrong they are from the start, will never take no for an answer. They will be rude and insufferable to employees for nothing more than the satisfaction of "winning" a social interaction. Well their kids don't like them either.
Before reacting to a headline, always check the source and make sure that you're not alerting everyone on your feed to the fact that you didn't understand an obvious joke. The Onion has been around for decades, but people still get duped by their joke headlines, like all the time.
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Well this is an experience. Oh man you guys, he was right, it's all a simulation. This machine learning AI model even learned to generate timing and breaths to sound closer to the real thing. For us, it felt like the real thing when he got into all that talk about chimps. Chimp obsession is some patented Joe Rogan.
The world can be a pretty diabolical place sometimes. Whether it's stood up dates, loose bees or car-swallowing sinkholes, there are gonna be times when things don't work out. So, for catharsis or entertainment or whatever, here are some unfortunate moments. If you want to see more, check out these unfortunate moments that gave people trouble.
