Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

We spend plenty of time dwelling upon those "red flags" aka warning signs people encounter while braving the modern dating world. These green flags however, are the signals and characteristics you actually WANT to find on that next date. 

This is every self-proclaimed introverts must have survival guide. 

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

You can be halfway through a seemingly mundane date, when shit goes south and crazy shows face in ways you NEVER could've anticipate. Let these people and their stories be a lesson to us all. 

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

Prepare to be overwhelmed by the daunting levels of stupidity.