People born before 1990 know exactly what we're talking about when we discuss the ancient, mystical tradition of finding dirty magazine stashes in the woods. Who put them there? Dads? Other kids? Big... Dirty? Join us this week as Melissa plunges into this particularly strange nostalgia wormhole and proves that, yes, this phenomenon is a REAL THING.
So, it turns out that wolves really are as cool as they look. They're also supposedly not nearly as terrifying. Apparently, all that wolves really want to do is lick the crap out of your face, get petted for being a good boy, and occasionally just lie on top of any human that might be around. With that being said, it still does sound just a little bit frightening to feed a wolf out of one's hand.
Man, just when we thought we'd seen the worst of the worst, when it comes to scumbag managers, we end up happening upon this mess. You've got a couple managers that thought they'd be able to get away with stealing. Well, this employee certainly taught them a humbling, harsh lesson. And talk about a raise that was well deserved!
It's pretty clear that the guy was just trying to be clever, and he got pummeled for it. The dude had his fingertips just brushing success to have it snatched away in one awkward pause. Pat Sajak went on to explain that an answer must be stated explicitly, but damn. Just damn.
To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.
It's not every day that an employee gets to come down with the full rank of their own manager and expel a toxic Karen from their workplace. Coming back besuited is the power move that takes the cake. For more Karen episodes, here's a Karen who wanted 1K for a 10 dollar coupon as well as a Karen who demanded that a delivery driver scan her groceries.
Man, that must've been unimaginably satisfying when that guy saw the pumpkin hit its mark. Some neighbors though, just ask for it. Sounds like this particular neighbor was nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dude had it coming.
Check out some more juicy neighbor revenge with this neighbor who kept reporting a guy to the HOA, so a dude ended up taking a pro revenge.
Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.
Not even vampires are down with the prospect of kicking it at the bottom of the sea. I mean, it's understandable. It seems like too often we're hearing about some new, unfathomable monster being discovered in those dark and murky depths. It's pretty much the underworld. So, it's reasonable that immortal beings would eventually end up taking a permanent hiatus from exploring that area.
For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr post about a barista encountering a real life mad hatter.
Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge!
Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.
Just cause you want something to be spelled a certain way doesn't mean it's actually spelled that way. It's something many creators of spelling fails never seem to learn. In this case she went and doubled down rather than deferring to the whole world telling her that there's no "P" in "Hamster." Is that the hill anyone wants to die on?
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about those small inconvenience curses that could drive people absolutely insane. It could be the socks that are eternally wet, or maybe that strange itch that can develop on your hand, but you're never able to actually scratch it. Ugh. Just thinking about that makes the blood boil. People get way too devilishly inventive with these small inconvenience curses. At least we have a solid picture of what Heck looks like now.
Not all Karens are determined to make anyone working customer service, suffer through a gnarly shift. Yes, some Karens out there are kind and actually looking for any opportunities that they can find, to help people out. Take this guy for instance: he had his truck stolen by a complete psycho of an ex, who even went so far as to have him beat up; and Karen intervened to save the day.
Many of us have encountered the frustrating, time-consuming process that is properly peeling a hard boiled egg. It can end up taking way too long. Well, it looks like that conundrum is going to be a thing of the past. This method is easy enough, and super effective. Thanks, Chef.
