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People born before 1990 know exactly what we're talking about when we discuss the ancient, mystical tradition of finding dirty magazine stashes in the woods. Who put them there? Dads? Other kids? Big... Dirty? Join us this week as Melissa plunges into this particularly strange nostalgia wormhole and proves that, yes, this phenomenon is a REAL THING.


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Blessed Tumblr Post On Wolves

So, it turns out that wolves really are as cool as they look. They're also supposedly not nearly as terrifying. Apparently, all that wolves really want to do is lick the crap out of your face, get petted for being a good boy, and occasionally just lie on top of any human that might be around. With that being said, it still does sound just a little bit frightening to feed a wolf out of one's hand. 

A blessed Tumblr post about how adorable wolves are | thewugtest if youve never physically been presence like real live wolf, and probably wont get chance heres some stuff about them should know wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick can get like whole hand into while petting. and then can keep going
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Those elves were laying it on thick with the holiday spice. It seems like there's never a moment of genuine comfortability throughout this "Talk to Santa" hotline experience. That's strangely impressive in its own right. 

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Employee Catches Managers Stealing, Gets Nice Raise

Man, just when we thought we'd seen the worst of the worst, when it comes to scumbag managers, we end up happening upon this mess. You've got a couple managers that thought they'd be able to get away with stealing. Well, this employee certainly taught them a humbling, harsh lesson. And talk about a raise that was well deserved!

Employee catches managers stealing, and they end up getting big raise | r/RegularRevenge u/ifallupthestairsalot 317d Join Caught managers stealing, got hefty raise! Regular This happened few years ago 16 got my first job working franchise owned pizza place worked there until 24 19 received shift leader and got 30 cent raise. Our store pretty slow and only had handful employees there, so understood. One day franchise owner comes running my shift tell l would be getting new manager franchise owner
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It's pretty clear that the guy was just trying to be clever, and he got pummeled for it. The dude had his fingertips just brushing success to have it snatched away in one awkward pause. Pat Sajak went on to explain that an answer must be stated explicitly, but damn. Just damn.

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Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying
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Horrible Business Karen Gets Booted By IT Employee

It's not every day that an employee gets to come down with the full rank of their own manager and expel a toxic Karen from their workplace. Coming back besuited is the power move that takes the cake. For more Karen episodes, here's a Karen who wanted 1K for a 10 dollar coupon as well as a Karen who demanded that a delivery driver scan her groceries.

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Neighbor Antagonizes Guy, Gets Taste Of His Own Medicine

Man, that must've been unimaginably satisfying when that guy saw the pumpkin hit its mark. Some neighbors though, just ask for it. Sounds like this particular neighbor was nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dude had it coming. 

Check out some more juicy neighbor revenge with this neighbor who kept reporting a guy to the HOA, so a dude ended up taking a pro revenge.

Neighbor antagonizes guy to no end, and ends up getting a taste of his own medicine | r/pettyrevenge u/TheCrimsonnerGinge Neighbor antagonized all year, so quite literally) gave him taste his own medicine college had neighbor (Who will henceforth be Benny, like asshat New Vegas And this neighbor, he not considerate neighbor example, he watched TikTok at 3am, connected his Bluetooth speaker, which he so politely pointed directly at wall improve sound quality He piled his
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Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All

Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.

funny and dumb advice to not do | If hang bananas like this bananas will take longer spoil because bananas think they are still tree | Oprah reveals she manages stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have billion dollars.
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Twitter Thread: Even Vampires Hate The Bottom Of The Ocean

Not even vampires are down with the prospect of kicking it at the bottom of the sea. I mean, it's understandable. It seems like too often we're hearing about some new, unfathomable monster being discovered in those dark and murky depths. It's pretty much the underworld. So, it's reasonable that immortal beings would eventually end up taking a permanent hiatus from exploring that area. 

For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr post about a barista encountering a real life mad hatter.

A Twitter thread about how even vampires don't like the bottom of the ocean | Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Vampires are immortal, right? So 's stopping them laying on couch all eternity watching TV? Like, really lazy shitty vamps. Skeleton J. Ball @C_L_Ball Man really lazy vampire could just order lots delivery food and cash on delivery dude blood.
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Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge! 

Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.

A confused choosing beggar doesn't understand how hourly pay works | 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and read messages.
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Delusional Employee Defends Spelling of "Hampster"

Just cause you want something to be spelled a certain way doesn't mean it's actually spelled that way. It's something many creators of spelling fails never seem to learn. In this case she went and doubled down rather than deferring to the whole world telling her that there's no "P" in "Hamster." Is that the hill anyone wants to die on?

Employee doubles down on spelling of hamster as "Hampster" | Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire Jul 12, 2019 Replying CarolBlymire office space near client young woman meeting with her boss. She by my estimation her late 20s. Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire boss (also woman giving her feedback and reviewing edits she had made on something this young woman wrote. 5:21 PM Jul 12, 2019 1.3K 83 people are Tweeting about this Carol Blymire @CarolBlymire Jul 12, 2019 Replying CarolBlymire They had been speaking
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Small Inconvenience Curses That Could Drive People Insane

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about those small inconvenience curses that could drive people absolutely insane. It could be the socks that are eternally wet, or maybe that strange itch that can develop on your hand, but you're never able to actually scratch it. Ugh. Just thinking about that makes the blood boil. People get way too devilishly inventive with these small inconvenience curses. At least we have a solid picture of what Heck looks like now. 

Small inconveniences that can drive people completely insane | WalkingOnPavement 3d 1 Award Always hearing water drip and never being able find source
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Psycho Ex Steals Man's Truck, Kind Karen Saves The Day

Not all Karens are determined to make anyone working customer service, suffer through a gnarly shift. Yes, some Karens out there are kind and actually looking for any opportunities that they can find, to help people out. Take this guy for instance: he had his truck stolen by a complete psycho of an ex, who even went so far as to have him beat up; and Karen intervened to save the day. 

A revenge story about crazy ex girlfriend that steals guy's truck, and paints it pink | r/ProRevenge Join u/360Entertainment Not Car, Lady! So this happened around 2008. My buddy Brock had gotten out military after 10 years. He'd started Marines but transitioned into Army last 4 years before buying house Texas he got out he did variety jobs before landing gig with Repo service. He worked there year and had lot wild stories but this one sticks out most as he helped fellow soldier get
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Many of us have encountered the frustrating, time-consuming process that is properly peeling a hard boiled egg. It can end up taking way too long. Well, it looks like that conundrum is going to be a thing of the past. This method is easy enough, and super effective. Thanks, Chef.