These people need to move out like nobody's business. There comes a time in many roommate relationships, where you hit a crossroads. Catching your roommate creeping on you if that's NOT what you're about, would seem like the time to hop back on Craigslist to check for new housing options.
These are like our typical funny, overheards lists on steroids! It's gotta be the best feeling, as a multilingual, to pick up on someone's potentially rude conversation concerning you, that you were NOT meant to understand. From there, you have the victorious opportunity to call that sly, unknowing person out for showing their cards without even realizing it!
James Fridman and his photoshop trolling skills are a GIFT to the internet. People subject themselves to the whims of his trolling genius, and the dude always seems to deliver with hilarious, clever results.
A little bit of friendly advice for the groom-to-be: don't walk away from this one, RUN. Run your ass off into the sunset, and don't look back. The red flag (that is her) is visible and whipping in the tumultuous winds of her craziness.
Parents are capable of wildly entertaining savagery. For some of us, they've known us our whole lives, and in that case; it is a very easy thing to roast call someone out. You know all their silly quirks, enthusiasms, tics, and habits.
Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous.
These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award.
These puzzled employers must've been speechless over the CVs we're considering here. That being said. Can we please hoist a cheers to the champion who dedicated his CV to bullet points about cheese.
This is how Grumpy Cat would sound if he could talk! Someone get this guy his own talk show.
"I'm watching natural selection happen in real time." A woman's coworker brings raw chicken to the office, and fortunately for us, she was ready to live tweet the harrowing experience. All becomes undone, as stomachs wrestle what sounds like a solid case of food poisoning.
Not every right swipe gives way to an immature moment of disinterested ridiculousness. Every now and again, people seem to get lucky, with the cheesiest of pickup lines, and most shameless of advances. We've pulled together a nice mix of wins and fails from the ever unpredictable social-dating experiment of Tinder.
