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Dude Runs The Sad Math On The Chances Of Finding His Soulmate

If you take the trouble to post a wholesome meme, you better ready yourself for the bored and outright mean spirited individuals to deconstruct the meme and make everyone feel bad about themselves. It was already an aggressive estimate for this dude to assume that only 1% of the people in the world find him unattractive. But what else should we do, but take his word for it...

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19 People's Dumbest Injuries That They Lied About to Save Face

It's one thing to tell your boss you strained your back while lifting something heavy, but it's another to fully explain that you were trying to throw a bowling ball through a second story window "for the glory." Here are people whose injuries were so dumb they just couldn't tell people the truth. Here are more people sharing the dumbest injuries they've ever had.

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Millennials take note. This girl deserves a friend of the year award. Not sure what she's on, but she looks like she's possessed by some kind of demonic forces. Props to the Uber driver for his heroic levels of patience. 

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24 Virtuosos of Stupid Who Made Us Cackle with Pity

These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

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This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude. 

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Dad's Vacation Time Gets Wiped, So Malicious Compliance With IT Policy Ensues

When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time! 

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The National Park Service Crushes It With Witty Captions On Instagram

Whoever's running the National Park Service and hatching up these hilarious captions, seriously deserves a raise. Just the right amount of wit and wholesome humor to tie the nice pictures of nature together. 

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Nurse Basically Slut Shames Woman For Her Sexual History During An STD Checkup

This woman shared her gnarly experience with a rude nurse who basically slut shamed her for her sexual history, and the people of Reddit have pretty much confirmed that the nurse was definitely the asshole in the situation. 

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15 Hilarious Fake Products That People Snuck Into Stores

We're not going to lie. We'd definitely be interested in buying some of these. "Fake products" and all, these are pretty great. Also, if you thought you knew what fear was you hadn't seen Kermit with teeth yet. Good luck getting to sleep tonight. 

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Woman's Twitter Thread On "Depression Meals" Gets Many Relatable Answers

Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods. 

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23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

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White Millennial Chick Complaints That Mario Is Racist, Hispanic People Tell Her Not To Speak For Them

This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them. 

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17 Times Morons Tried To Grasp Sex Ed on Social Media

Man, we need better sex education. I guess you can't shame people for asking hilarious questions, but some of these assertions are so stupid they're almost dangerous. Even more disappointing, it's the people who don't understand how sex works that end up accidentally having the most children.

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My good people this is the face behind the viral "Storm Area 51" Facebook event, and it looks like the movement could very well be doomed before it even gets into motion. Did you watch that form with the running? Dude's about to trip before he gets anywhere close to Area 51. At least the "joke" event has given the world a steady influx of hilarious Area 51 memes.