Sometimes fans are just helplessly blinded by their own overexcitement, and words proceed to fall out their mouths....

Heather's got a BIG thing coming. We'll make sure to update this list if any sort of sh*t hits the fan. 

The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day. 

We're already in heck, aren't we? 

You know there's some weird shit going on when the socks in the vending machine are the most normal part about this collection of cringe-ridden images. 

The holiday season is coming up! You might be able to save some money on gifts by getting your friends and family some of this derivative crap.

These "mom texts" are just confusing enough to actually come across as potentially real.