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Entitled People With Their Audacious Demands

It's hard to keep up with entitled people and their cartoonish demands. One day they want a wedding photographer who will pay them for the opportunity. Another day they'll throw a tantrum because their free phone is the wrong color. The fun never stops with entitled folks and their audacious demands.

entitled people and their absurd, stupid demands | 2008 Yaris S Sedan $4,000 l'l give 950 right now. No questions asked. Take or leave Every second wait on this offer drop price by $50 ball Is court 9:50 p.m. Haha! So offer is already at zero? Sent 9:53 p.m. No still 950 Take or leave 9:54 p.m. Nope only had 20 seconds respond, shoot. Guess missed out.
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Worst Scams That Young And Gullible People Fell For

This life is a wild emotional rollercoaster that chucks curveballs our way on a stubbornly consistent basis. If it seems like things are running along smoothly and you haven't hit a bump in the road for a while, maybe you've finally gained all the wisdom that you can, or life is just taking it easy on you for a hot second. With that being said, many of us have fallen prey to the shadiest and sneakiest of scams when we were young, gullible, and blissfully ignorant. This AskReddit thread pays homage to those unfortunate scams that preyed upon the young souls of the world when they just didn't know any better. 

A collection of the worst scams that people fell for when they were young and gullible. | fist_is_also_a_verb Columbia House CDs could buy 12 CDs 1 penny, then agreed purchase certain number CDs future full price not sure thought they'd call cops or ruin my credit forever, or But bought all my agreed upon CDs at full price. Iread years later could have just not bought single thing because they can't enforce contracts made by minors.
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Management Illegally Bans Overtime Pay, IT Gets It All Back

Horrible management always seems to get it in their heads that they can make people work crazy hours without having to pay for it. In this case, IT did their research and worked out a plan to get the astronomical amount of overtime they earned. Here's another incompetent manager who banned overtime and had it backfire.

Management cancels overtime pay, IT files lawsuit after logging work hours | Posted by u/jbanelaw Manager Company Policy Is Do NOT Pay Overtime Tech Sure, OK, Whatever Epic Sometimes as consultant get see an office functions an outsider perspective. Since are an independent contractor company treats differently than an employee. Also, just due nature contract work engagement is usually short term. This makes temporary fixture and sometimes are just treated as fly on wall
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Spelling Fails That Left Us Emotionally Robbed

Spelling can be challenging, but there's sort of a base level that most of us should be comfortable with by now. That's not the case. We see spelling fails all the time. The really good ones are when people homebrew their own creative spelling of a popular phrase. No, it doesn't make sense to suffer from day jaw food, but that's just how regrettable and dumb spelling fails go.

funny dumb spelling fails | been trying new ways relax. Currently into essential oil diffusers and incest | can always come hold till leave, even though l'll be coma toast like two seconds Coma toast hahahaha killed haha Why hahaha Coma toast hahahahaha Did spell right Comatose OH GOD MY LIFE IS LIE
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Tumblr Thread: Becoming an Ant God

It stands to reason that if you saw a circle of ants chanting your name, you wouldn't just ignore it. Well, you shouldn't ignore ants in general; that's how you get ants. But still, if they formed a tiny circle and started praising you, it would be hard to let go. This tumblr thread takes the premise to its logical conclusion of roommate disputes being fought through the lens of ant holy war. Here's another good one about tumblr imagining aliens being fought off by wildlife.

tumblr thread on becoming a god of ants | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go take look if
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Creepy And Strange Things People Saw Working Night Shift

Not too much good happens between the hours of 3 and 5 in the morning. If anyone is out and about, there's a good chance they're not out to shop for groceries or buy flowers for their mom. Sometimes people are out to lurk. Darkness does that. People see some creepy stuff working the night shift.

stories of weird things people saw night shift | thrown12212020 Used work night shift at 24 hour Walmart. Customers are nuts enough daytime, but they become WEIRD after midnight. Once had an elderly guy come wearing only jean jacket and fishnet stockings. He came up my register, leaned and asked if carried anything get rid lice Those plastic barriers all stores have now protect cashiers? They need keep those even after pandemic ends lost count times customers
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Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

If there's one Twitter phenomenon we'd all wish to emulate, it'd be the hard hitting, patter-driven, jargon-slinging denizens of Scottish Twitter. Upon first viewing, some of the language doesn't seem all that decipherable. But then you start to get it, and after that you start to need it. Nothing but praise for these gems of Scottish Twitter.

funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL
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Moments People Realized Their Jobs Were Toxic

Sometimes during the job interview process you unfortunately overlook the glaring red flags. As a result you can find yourself entrenched in a gig that seems to slowly yet consistently drain your soul. Life is far too short to put up with a toxic workplace environment. There are numerous opportunities out there. Sometimes they're hard to find, but the amount of good it'll do your mental health to remove yourself from a job that's occupied by toxic energy vampires is priceless. 

A collection of moments when people realized their workplaces were toxic. | had job where my girlfriend's Mother my boss, so guess moment realized my workplace toxic my girlfriend cheated on and then my girlfriend's Mom hired guy she cheated on with hindsight, probably more than just workplace toxic
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Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

Every now and again the wonderful, wandering minds of the strange Tumblr world band together to dream up elaborate, imaginative gems. In this case, we have a seriously badass, space exploring, weaponized Roomba named Stabby. It sounds like Stabby pretty much needs their own TV show at this point. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where Tumblr users trade unconfirmed facts about soda and carrier pigeons

A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship
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Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

We can't even begin to fathom what kind of overwhelming panic must've possessed this silly lad when he realized his grave error in timing. Every minute must've felt like an hour in the worst way possible. 

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.
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Woman Calls Roommate's Dreams Of Being An Influencer "Pathetic"

Sometimes the reality checks can really hit hard. It sounds like this particular roommate though was in need of a wakeup call. With that being said, maybe this woman could've let her roommate down a little bit easier. You've got to be a little bit gentle when you're going about crushing people's lofty dreams. 

Woman calls roommate's dreams about being an influencer "pathetic." | AITA telling my roommate her aspirations being an influencer are fucking pathetic TL;DR: Roommate works minimum 50 hours week and can barely support him and his girlfriend. She wants be an influencer and isn't bringing home any income. After witnessing boyfriend have mental breakdown being overworked told girlfriend her aspirations were fucking pathetic
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Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

At first it seemed like the typical tale of a dude asking for too good of a deal, getting rejected and slipping away into the night. Then the prospective buyer tried contacting the PS4 seller again in an attempt to sell his own wares, bootleg tracksuits and Uggs. It turned into a convenient opportunity to get the last word in. The lowballers of the world set themselves up for failure often, like this lowballer who didn't understand lowballing or this entitled lowballer who got sent to the wrong address.

lowballing choosing beggar rejected after trying to sell bootleg uggs | No thank Lowest $290 Really not wanting take less than 300 do $250 if u bring my job.everybody want 250 but like yours better. Just think u giving my kids present man. shud soften heart man No thank | Its Corona time.and things are hard brother hear man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u Not trying be rude, but could say exact same things ya know? Thanks looking, but again, no thank
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History Memes Bursting With Knowledge

As a field of study, history is kind of weird. Whereas chemistry or math or biology all have pretty rigid definitions, many things can fall under the categorization of "history." History could easily be called "everything else that has happened." It's good to know some history, not just to get a sense of context, but also so you can get sweet history memes that are as good as books probably

funny history memes | history 300 Spartans other 7000 Greeks other 7000 Greeks cat crying while looking at a person holding a dog | Neat Sumer! They invented: clay Which they used talk about: wheat they had lot fun
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Uncomfortably Cursed and Wildly Misplaced Foods

Why should food be constrained by terms like "appealing" and "not horrible?" Why should food only go in a mouth? Why don't we put scrambled eggs in a shoe? It's all about breaking down paradigms man. Sure, a lot of these are horrible cursed foods, but sometimes it's time to really freak out the squares with some ham ice cream and peanut butter and jelly body art. Open up Satan's crock pot for some cursed foods.

cursed food | colorful fruit flavored tic tacs inserted into pitted olives | toothbrush made out of a hot dog with bristles
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Dad Jokes That Go Father Than Ever Before

When a dad opens his mouth, it's unclear if whatever comes out is gonna be pure gold, or just the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Dad jokes run the gamut of stupid to great, and they run it hard. If these devastating dad jokes are even a little bit of an indication what a dad joke can be, we're in for a rollercoaster of dadness.

funny clever stupid dad jokes | Science fact is impossible man use stud finder without first scanning himself with and stating room found one | Once became parent finally understood scene where Yoda gets so tired answering Luke's questions he just dies.
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Manager Tells Pregnant Employee To Stop Slacking

This is one of those instances when the person involved and the question their asking is so far out of left field that it's genuinely hard to believe that they are in fact a real person. Like, dude. You really have the audacity to give a pregnant woman grief over her energy levels? The fact that they're asking folks on Reddit's AITA section whether or not they're in the wrong should've already been an indication that they'd misplaced their moral compass. 

Manager tells an employee that their pregnancy is no excuse for slacking. | AITA telling an employee pregnancy is not an excuse low productivity? Asshole work an office (due nature our work and our employer are not working remotely right now) where supervise team three people end year is our crunch time, and means my entire team is putting more hours than normal and everyone is expected answer their phones and emails pretty much round clock (Christmas excepted course).
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