What a wonderful example of two people being absolutely ridiculous. In all fairness, this dude started it when he pretended to be a marine while texting a random number. From there, the person on the receiving end of the text decides to play the catfish card right back. Talk about some master level reversary right there. Beautiful work, really. 

This dad asked the folks of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for admitting during a marriage counseling session, that he regretted having kids. This confession comes with a statement from him, saying that he loved the hell out of them, but in hindsight realized that the whole parenting/marriage situation wasn't for him. To make matters more grim and complicated, his wife proceeded to tell their six-year-old about what he said. Ouch. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people getting roasted to oblivion online for various acts of clueless stupidity. Social media platforms have always served as powerful places for people to air out their BS and get called out for bits of dishonesty along the way. Fair to say we probably won't be hearing any more dumbness from these folks. But you never know. 

We all have those things that manage to drive us insane. Various people on Twitter are sharing their three word pet peeves. You know, those infuriating inconveniences and minor disturbances that just manage to get under our skin, like no other. Things like not remember to work that turn signal while on the road serve as a great starting example. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their favorite insults from Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay's reputation for delivering absolutely brutal, razor-sharp insults is clearly well-deserved. Would not want to be caught up on the other end of any of these insults from Gordon Ramsay. 

Money doesn't necessarily make a person intolerable to be around, but it can definitely give their kids a psychopathically ignorant sense of entitlement. Here are some more times the real world hit a spoiled rich kid. Nothing makes regular people angry quite like the antics of spoiled rich kid syndrome.

For most people, we have a bed against a wall or two, usually to conserve bedroom space. This Tumblr thread gets into how much of bed placement is actually rooted in fear. Also, it seems like Thomas Jefferson was a weird dude. Tumblr can get down some unique rabbit holes, like the semantics of updog, or these varied Tumblr gems.

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.

Ryan Reynolds and his marketing department for Aviation Gin are doing great things. In this case, we're looking at a hilarious and timely response to the creepy Peloton ad that went viral last week. Honestly, they nailed it with this holiday commercial that features the woman from the original Peloton ad. It's also like they gave her a chance to show she's aware, and has a sense of humor about the whole thing. 

This wife got back at her cheating husband with the pure rage-fueled power of credit card debt revenge. The guy that cheated on his wife of multiple years, clearly had it coming. Sometimes karma looks like an $8,000 credit card statement. Yikes!

Here are stories, mostly from mechanics, who had to witness the aftermath of people's horrible automobile decisions. Some out of negligence, some from people who wanted their car to look cool and put form over function, and others who were just plain stupid. People are pretty ignorant about their own automobiles. Here are tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, and here are people who parked like jerks.

Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.