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Technical difficulties at BBC in June 2017 resulted in an impressive marathon-style news cluster-F where we got to watch the anchor have what looks like a silent existential conversation with himself for over 4 minutes. The interspersed "BREAKING NEWS" interjections give it a sense of timing fit for a sketch comedy show.

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Woman Discovers Magazine From 1958 That Has 129 Weird And Funny Tips On How To Find A Husband

A woman discovered this magazine article from 1958, which shows just how much the world's changed. Don't think you'll see any publications running a piece with over 100 tips on how a woman can find a husband nowadays. 

50's magazine is way more sexist that you might think
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Choosing Beggars That Wish The World Was All Free Handouts

These choosing beggars simply refuse to bring rationality into a negotiation. It's as if they enter the situation so blinded by their own desires and ignorance that any sort of peaceful, respectful outcome was doomed from the start. It sure would be delightful if the world tossed free stuff our way often, but that's just not the way it goes. 

If you're looking for more juicy choosing beggars content we recommend you check out these choosing beggars that wish the world was their ATM.

FAIL ridiculous cheap funny stupid choosing beggar - 8734469
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23 Various Attempts That Metaphorically Faceplanted

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to fix a sidewalk. Sometimes you're just trying to get a point across, guilt-trip someone or seem cool online. Sometimes people are outright trying to be bullies. Life has its ways of making sure that all of these attempts see glorious failure. For more failed attempts, here are some failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

facepalm after facepalm in the dumbest things people have attempted to pull off online
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21 Times People Realized They Were Arguing with Someone Too Stupid to Argue With

At its core, an argument is a very common and simple act where two people who disagree on something deliberate over the truth and best course of action. When both parties are interested in a joint solution, consensus can be reached. The problem is that a solution also requires that the people who are arguing can actually agree on the point of the argument, how to actually argue, and the rules of objective reality. Here are some times when people realized they were talking to someone who couldn't be bothered to want to agree, didn't have the energy, or was just flat out dumb as rocks. In a similar vein, here are some of the dumbest arguments people have found themselves in.

frustrating flat earth evolution facts global warming argument ridiculous dumb science idiots agreement - 8731653
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Uncle Gets Forced into Showing His Egocentric Brother's Kid Extreme Cartoon Violence

That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.

malicious compliance, petty revenge, cartoon gore, scientifically accurate barney
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Guy Sends His Girlfriend Heartfelt Message And She Discovers That It's Fake

It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves. 

Guy sends his girlfriend a heartfelt message, and she ends up learning that it was fake.
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17 Big Red Flags When Meeting New People

Keep an eye out for that new person you meet that's just waiting for you to stop talking, so that they can get on with talking about what they want. 

AskReddit replies to red flags you should keep an eye out for when meeting new people.
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

am i the asshole, would i be the asshole, reddit, adoption, family, tough choice
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Bride Asks Internet If She's A Jerk For Not Wanting Her Trans Cousin In The Wedding Party Anymore

What sounds like a simple case of the bride being an asshole for inviting and then wanting to remove her trans cousin from the wedding party, actually evolves into a more complex situation. People are offering their hot takes and it sounds like this bride might not be the asshole after all. 

am i the asshole, reddit, wedding, family drama
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23 Times Cops Were Criminally Cool

Here's to those who took the idea of public service and kicked it up a notch. Here's a batch of cops protecting and serving in their communities. Kinda weird seeing them be cool and not asking you how fast you were going. For funny stories, here are some of the dumbest things people said to cops.

cops being cool, cops find a pet pig, police
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17 Servers Share The Most Awkward First Dates They've Seen

The world has no shortage of bad first dates. Sure, a bad date is disappointing. But on the plus side, finding out someone sucks from the moment you meet them is a real time saver. And when you get knocked down, you can always get back to swiping on tinder.

awkward dates
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Writers Bond On Twitter With Painfully Overused Phrases

Writers across Twitter are bonding with one another over the phrases that seem to be terribly overused throughout literature. 

Various authors on Twitter are bonding with overused phrases that they find in literature.
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Hypocrite Lies To Get Out Of Mopping Duties, Ends Up Getting Caught Red-Handed

This hypocrite employee thought they were so smooth and clever when they tried to lie their way out of mopping duties; and that didn't exactly pan out like they planned. 

malicious compliance, work drama, liars, hypocrisy
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