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Bride Expects Turtles With Lit Candles On Their Backs At Reception

Wow, it's not every day you come across a bridezilla case involving a request right out of left field to have turtles with lit candles on their backs at the wedding reception. I can appreciate the creativity, but that's about it. The turtles definitely wouldn't be stoked about having to lug around lit candles on their backs. 

A bride expects turtles with lit candles on their backs at her wedding reception | r/bridezillas u/sarabeth616 Turtle bride This would have been about 2000 Florida, so crazy-times. Young bride, about 20 with an indulgent father culture where wedding huge show-off family event her religion or culture or family don't really know) turtles were symbol good luck and mere weeks before wedding she came up with idea have turtles at reception ask? She wanted live turtles
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Dumb and Bad Life Pro Tips to Not Do

There's a lot of good advice in the form of life pro tips, and that just means that there's gonna be a whole lot more hilariously dumb and bad advice. Whether it's incorrect, dangerous or straight up dumb, there's a lot of bad life tips with zero shame. So if you like being eaten by wild animals and alienating everyone around you, go for it.

funny bad life tips | u can't disappoint ur family if never made them proud first place roll safe pointing at head | Pro Tip avoid hitting thumb with hammer letting a child hold the nail
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Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

If there's one thing that makes us feel less stupid than we actually are, it's our ability to be technically accurate. Sure, being technically correct about something doesn't make us any smarter, but it helps us further avoid the fact that we know way less than we think. Man is that comforting, just kicking your own stupid-can down the road.

funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it
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Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

Nothing's quite as sweet as seeing a liar who thought they could pull a fast one on people, getting outed for their antics online. As long as we've had social media, we've had people trying to garner attention, cultivate clout, and just generally trick people with an onslaught of silly lies. Fortunately, we have other folks online that are dedicated to calling the lies out as they see them. 

A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago
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Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.
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Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

The world of Tumblr is filled with rabbit holes and strange, yet hilarious observations about this strange thing we called existence. If you haven't gotten lost in a Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't really a color, or maybe fallen down a different rabbit hole that was all about the scary monster plant that is Kudzu, then you clearly haven't really lived yet. 

A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team
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Twitter Thread: Inuit Shares Insane Food Prices Up North

Living in a remote place is a great way to not have access to fresh fruits and vegetables, and this is wild. Twitter user KataraPiujuq showed some of the crazy high prices for fruit and vegetables, and how it's a bit of an issue. Just seeing a bag of oranges go for 20 bucks is enough to make anyone frustrated.

Twitter thread on very high arctic fruit and vegetable prices | Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq Thread fruit and vegetable prices Arctic 7:53 PM 06 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 19.3K Retweets 1,932 Quote Tweets 51K Likes Inuk Katara @KataraPiujuq 20h Replying KataraPiujuq And before say 'just move down south' here is price airfare my hometown Ottawa O https bookings.canadiannorth.com/dx/STDX/Might-selection?journeyType-one-way&localemen-US O YGT YOW 又Passerears Seats Panent 1,225.08 DEPART Wed, Oct 7th Trip
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Wrong Number Texts That Inspired Hilarious Results

Every wrong number text is an opportunity waiting to be seized. These wrong number texts absolutely inspired hilarious results. Beautiful work by whoever it was that came back with that photoshopped Nicholas Cage pic. 

A collection of times that people definitely texted the wrong number | Heyy girl Paige gave ya number send pic This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHH JUST MADE MY DAY Glad be service Nicolas Cage baby
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Property Manager Ends Up Being Terrible, Gets Canned

Man, nothing is worse than someone who puts on one artificial front, and then ends up being a waking nightmare once you get to know them. Sounds like this property manager was some kind of slimy fool indeed. Fortunately matters were able to get resolved, and he was eventually kicked to the curb. 

A property manager ends up being terrible, so he proceeds to get canned | r/ProRevenge Join u/AE2AW 1d Hippity Hoppity, this is no longer Property manage) After graduating college my girlfriend and moved new state where she accepted into an engineering program found lovely garden apartment style complex advertised 100 Mbps internet speed included price among few other am met property manager, he seemed strict but well mannered, nothing out ordinary. Until signed lease nities first problem:
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Customer Realizes They Were Scammed 6 Years Later

Computer trouble is a mystery to a lot of people, so it makes sense that it'd be easy to miss something. It's strange to look back and realize something you didn't know was going wrong, like these things people later discovered were illegal. For some funny scammer revenge, here's a scammer who got trolled with made up neighbor drama.

customer realizes they've been scammed 6 years later | u/kingsooraj 7 hours ago TIFU by realising got scammed 6 years ago M So this happened 6 years ago. My laptop with 8 GB RAM stopped working so showed repair guy. He took laptop, repaired and returned after 2 days laptop started working again and really happy. However speed felt slower than before. Previously could open multiple chrom tabs and still be able play games while they were open but now would drop lot frames and my laptop would start
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Quick Tumblr Thread Imagines J.R.R. Tolkien And C.S. Lewis Beefin

Grievances in the literary world are no joke. This quick and funny Tumblr thread takes a look at how some of their hypothetical differences could've gone. Just don't get Tolkien started on the plural of dwarf. 

A quick and funny Tumblr thread imagines Tolkien and CS Lewis beefing | lesbianrey Follow hi tolkien here are my ocs call them Elves (not elfs if call them elfs will block they look like humans but they're tall, live forever, and have pointy ears s bye katobleps Follow cs lewis: are alright with constructive criticism dont want sound mean tolkien: no go ahead want hear cs lewis: they fucking suck tolkien: thats not constructive criticism 788 51 Comments Like Comment Share lazytechsupport
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Concierge Engineers Revenge On A Gold Digging Boyfriend

Now that's what exceptional, 5-star customer service looks like right there. When this hotel's front desk agent picked up wind that there was foul play transpiring on the premises, they decided to intervene, and help the poor woman who got screwed over by her lowlife gold digging ex. Just picturing the looks on those guys' faces when the cops showed up to evict them from the property is enough to fill one's heart with joy. They completely deserved it. 

Hotel concierge helps woman take revenge on her jerk ex boyfriend | r/ProRevenge Join u/Anonymous_Annie5523 12h help someone get revenge on their gold- digging ass an SO This happened some years ago but just reminded so here go Reddit worked as front desk agent large luxury hotel chain some years. One particular hotel worked at located really close downtown area and so got large number young, very wealthy, business people who loved party usually worked 2nd 3rd shifts which meant got see loads
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What Reality and Game Show Tapings Are Like

Everyone knows that game shows and reality TV aren't as action packed as they're edited to seem, but some shows have different interesting quirks and things the average TV viewer wouldn't notice. Other than getting to talk to famous hosts and all the game show blunders, it's a weird reminder that the whole thing is a business.

People share what game show and reality TV tapings are like | Pickitline Wheel Fortune have get there at 5 AM where draw straws with other contestants decide will film. They film entire week episodes 1 day. Pat Sajak is incredibly friendly and interacted with us on every break wheel is HEAVY
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Dry Ice Loophole Makes Mockery of Robotics Competition

There's no solution more compelling than those lazy "it's not stupid if it works" moments, even if they're technically against the rules. A low budget or DIY solution might make a judge mad, but you can't say that your solution wasn't effective. For another story of a stroke of lazy genius, here's a guy who needed a permit to build a garage so he just bought a van.

Funny loophole story of dry ice robotics competition | is funniest loophole have ever seen? Kevin Yue, studied at Massachusetts Institute Technology school, they held robotics competition pretty simple, conceptually had make firefighting robot would have navigate maze, find candle and put out (fully automated, no remote control can't remember exact size but think robot had be smaller than 1 foot length, width, and height. Scoring as follows start with time long takes search every room and put
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Random, Hilarious, And Outright Discouraging Fails

We can all become so caught up in our daily lives and just trying to muddle through existence without making a mess of everything, that we forget that there are other people out there failing hard. Like so hard that all the rest of us can do is scratch our heads, and wonder how they've made it this far. Sometimes our brains take a recess, and dumb stuff happens. 

A big dump of random and hilarious fails | cark said my name Marc with C Starbucks coffee cup | person trying to fit a huge package inside a small car
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Tumblr Thread: Kudzu Is A Scary Monster Plant

Ah yes, leave it to the brilliant minds of Tumblr to take us down a rabbit hole about how plants can genuinely wage war against the rest of the world. In this case, we're talking about the kudzu. The kudzu plants would fit right into a horror novel. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the still-on submarines. 

A funny Tumblr post about how nature can end up being very frightening | inconsequential S linesofreturninggeese Follow just-shower-thoughts Follow Building treehouse is biggest insult tree killed friend, here hold him mojave-wasteland-official "Friend" Its more killed potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse victory. theun--sj Follow Plants don't wage war
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