So, apparently some of these were promotions (Dave/Dove and Prongles - Cards Against Humanity promo), buuut that doesn't mean they still didn't throw their fair share of customers. There's almost something admirable in an off brand's stubborn attempt at fitting in with the rest of the products. Also, let's be real: those off brand cereals taste the exact same as their pricier counterparts. 

Trying is the seed of failure. And these folks tried to do all sorts of things. Some tried to sound smart. Some tried to send dick pics. Some tried to simply express themselves online. And boy did they mess up big.

You just never know what kind of hilarious failure lurks behind the next right swipe. It's a true Wild West out there, folks. Stay safe...

For whatever reason the oblivious liars of the online world continue to spew their BS. Somewhere along the way they got lost in their own lies, and ability to differentiate between what happened, and what was pulled out of thin air. I mean, it's that or willing acts of ignorance, and selfishly-motivated dishonesty for the sake of the extra love on social media. 

What happens when an incompetent manager threaten to fire an employee they completely depend upon? Bluffs are called.

Some people possess more cringe than others. These are their stories. 

Nobody out here is proofreading their work, and we're grateful for it. Here's some serious attempts that went off the rails into Crap Town.