Just to think that in the old days there were people out there fighting back against sickening pervs by pulling swords out of their hats. 

After being put on a waiting list for way too long and seeing his wife blown off by incompetent healthcare administration, this guy took the matter into his own hands, with some creative emailing and the use of telemarketing software. The world is full of people complying maliciously, like this IT guy who came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation.

The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation. 

These are awful and I absolutely love the. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

Twitter user @Kane's stories about his dad in honor of Father's Day bear a striking resemblance to the legend, Ron Swanson. Sounds like one very cool dad!

These are deep, thought-provoking, and especially weird. I mean, can we talk about the lollipops tidbit? What's that about! 

Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.

Maybe you broke the rules by having your phone out or smuggling in the "dreaded gum". These folks went above and beyond with weird crap that has no business being at a school. There's always that one kid who has like a toaster or something. Speaking of school rules, here are some salty folks who shared what was banned from their schools.

Get ready to say, "thanks I hate it." Cause that's what good old-fashioned cringe has a truly remarkable ability to do; make us hate it and love it all at once. As for the creepy nice guys just imploding in the DMs. They need to seriously reassess their approach...to life. 

Get on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb thing that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart i guess? They might be obvious, but they're not wrong. Here are some more jokes that are technically not wrong.

It's at least good that he didn't stake his whole life on the relationship, but yeah, that's a bit of a flub. It's best to not think about what could have been. These commenters are right though, maybe she was actually the one who dodged a bullet. For a story that might actually be considered too sad, check out this guy who broke his dad's dog's heart all over again.

This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For somefunny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.