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Girlfriend Beats Upset Boyfriend in Steak Challenge

When entering a steak eating challenge with your hungry girlfriend, it's good to review your feelings and think about how you'd feel if you lost. On principle, it seems like a good idea to have a general idea of how much steak you can eat. These things happen, like this woman who emasculated her egotistical boyfriend.

Boyfriend upset his girlfriend beat him in a steak eating challenge | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/SmallDare1986 17 hours ago AITA embarrassing my boyfriend at restaurant? Ok this is really stupid, and Im pretty sure not asshole, but this happened over year ago, and my boyfriend keeps bringing this up as an example trying undermine him. So, both my boyfriend and love food. Not too uncommon obviously also both pretty athletic runner, so relatively small (around 100 pounds at 5'4 while he's an
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The real question is where on earth did this parrot learn to laugh just like The Joker? Was the bird taught by its owner? That being said, The Joker ain't got sh*t on this bird's maniacal cackle. 

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Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions

The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

A collection of crazy questions from various people on Quora | fired an employee but he refuses leave. He is still coming office should do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More
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Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

Tumblr kicks around concepts like nobody's business and this looks totally like a show we'd want to watch. And as it turns out, there actually is a hilarious story that's based on a similar concept. For more off-the-wall spinnings of the mind, here are some random funny Tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10
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Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

Anesthesia lets us do amazing life-saving surgeries on people all the time, but another one of its effects is that it creates some good stories. People say some funny stuff when they'e under anesthesia, and almost none of it makes any sense.

funny things people said waking up from anesthesia | iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points 10 hours ago 2 3 got my wisdom teeth out nurse trying wake up and said okay s time open eyes. Can open eyes said Say pleee-eease She said please very nicely, and opened my mouth as wide as could
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Awful Manager Gets Outed For Never Actually Working

Nepotism is the worst. This manager had the audacity to violate labor law, hire his mistress (a mistress that never showed up), and rarely be in the store himself. Fortunately, the employee that was suffering underneath the weight of all this laziness, nepotism, and toxicity was able to engineer a pro revenge that successfully spotlighted the manager's ongoing choice to not perform the very job that he was being paid to do. Check out some more revenge drama with this shady boss who lied about their coworkers, and got fired.

An awful nepotism manager ends up getting outed for never actually working his shifts | r/ProRevenge Join u/sunnykl Bad Grocery Place written before about good grocery store where worked high school had couple bad customers and lot senile seniors, but well run with great manager one worked at one summer college Bad Place 1994 chain grocery store with truly awful manager who straight out business school. He also regional office director's son, so he teflon. Anything went wrong got pinned on
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Facepalm Moments of Intense Dumbness

Human beings can do some absolutely incredible things when it comes to observation, innovation and expressing nuance. At the same time, there will always be those of us who aren't exactly running on all cylinders.  And then sometimes we're just having an off day. These are the producers of facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

Funny stupid facepalm moments of people being dumb | Is there any sort book subscription kids exists where order books and once read them return them and get more? 7 Comments Like Comment 's called library.
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Shopping Cart Theory Determines State Of Person's Morals

This quick and enlightening shopping cart theory aims to determine whether or not a person is good or bad. It boils down to whether or not a person decides to make the "right" choice when they are aware that nobody else is looking. Seems fair enough. Sometimes, it's not about that good act of wholesome kindness that you pull off when you know you'll receive recognition and praise. Instead, it can be a more pure reflection of your morality, when you're out there doing the right things without any inflation of your ego. 

A shopping cart theory works to determine whether a person is good or bad | 4chan thread Anonymous Shopping Cart Theory shopping cart is ultimate litmus test whether person is capable self-governing return shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which all recognize as correct, appropriate thing do.
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Jerk Company Overworks And Underpays Female Employee, She Gets Last Laugh

Companies that put their employees through the ringer, overworking them while underpaying them, are the worst. It could be a toxic manifestation of higher-ups being so far removed from the inner-workings of the business itself that they have no appreciation for all the hard work that goes into the system, to keep it functioning. Or, maybe it's a willful blind ignorance. Either way, we love nothing more than seeing an employee fight back against a company that wronged them (and other coworkers). This woman's revenge was the definition of professional. 

A jerk company overworks and underpays female employee, and she gets last laugh | r/ProRevenge Join u/EngrChik127 3h Disrespected, overworked and underpaid female employee gets last laugh have always been hard worker thanks my parents' work ethic and raising 3 kids on shoestring budget. My dad took every bit overtime he could get, missing holidays and never using vacation or sick time so my mom could stay home with us kids and have hot meal on table every night were school aged, my mom went back
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Quick Tumblr Thread On Infuriating, Entitled Customers

The entitlement for some customers knows no bounds. This particular quick and relatable Tumblr thread will strike a chord for anyone who has ever muddled through working a customer service job. Some customers operate on this terrible frequency, where they think that just because they're customers, they can treat the hard working employees of the world that are there to help them, like garbage. No, no, no! Check out some more random funny Tumblr gems to fill those pockets, over here.

A quick and relatable Tumblr thread on infuriating, entitled customers | glumshoe Some guy called park today and asked if have any outdoor snow activities coming up should soon said Weather permitting Weather permitting he asked Can clarify mean by mean provided gets cold enough said And why is necessary Because snow melts?
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Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband

We love our collections of overheards here. Overheards are a great expression of all the crazy kinds of seemingly nonsensical things that we can overhear while out walking around this wild world. Sometimes, you can hear something and instantaneously recognize that no amount of context is going to provide clarity to that conversation. Peoples say some weird stuff. In this case, we have a quick and hilarious collection of things a wife's medical student husband was caught saying. 

A woman shares various overheards from her medical student husband | insert Dolly emoji here BuhRooklynne KID TOY light turns read, talk into speaker turn into song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA
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Boss Plays Hardball With Customers Who Won't Pay Boat Deposit

When it comes to entitled and mistaken customers, there can be a lot that gets in the way of everyone getting what they want. In this case, it was the few customers who made nuisance (about a deposit they were told in advance) that got them put directly down a chute of harsh consequences.

Customers reject deposit find they have an extra payment | Posted by u/MeesterPepper 5 hours ago want cancel reservation? Okay! oc M About decade ago fresh out high school got summer job working at lakeside boat rental/bait tackle shop. My boss, Joe (not his real name) inherited shop his father and took massive amount pride keeping family business going. Still, he wasn't one give into bullshit, and clearly took personally customer complained about anything do with shop he loved so much.
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Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Assemble

We would really like for this to be true, but regardless of whether or not this is a work of pure fiction, it is certainly quite the engaging read. Plus, any situation involving a cheater getting it in the end, is a win in our books. Check out some more juicy content on cheaters losing with this cheater who got left on top of a mountain.

A Tumblr story about a trainer's boyfriend cheating on her, and then real life avengers assembling | throwtime about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses.
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Twitter Thread: The Brain's Response To Long Term Stress

Positive psychologist, Alexis Rockley, provides a quick rundown on the true state of disorientation that our brains are in right now due to this historically difficult time. 

A Twitter thread about the brain's reaction to long term stress situations | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.
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Cheating Ex Gets Left On Top Of Mountain

The look on this dude's face at the summit must've been a priceless spectacle to behold. We're no strangers to dramatic cheating stories here, but when it comes to the kinds of revenges that people will take on those selfish, cold-blooded cheaters, this scenario involving leaving a cheater at the top of the mountain is a new favorite. 

A cheating ex proceeds to get left on top of the mountain | r/pettyrevenge u/sushi-_-lady 1d Join left my cheating ex on top mountain TL;DR My ex cheated on and took him top high mountain, broke up with him, and left him without ride home. He made back safely Edit: thank all awards kind strangers will be sure pay forward been on reddit while now but have never had anything noteworthy post so l'm excited about this despite being shitty time my life, also l'm on my phone so sorry if 's getting
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Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance. 

Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?
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