There's no amount of training that can prepare someone for these kinds of requests. Nothing like some clueless customers with shameless demands to remind you just how weird people can get. 

Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.

Every dude out there who's had his time with Runescape or any open-world, online RPG, will know just how cruel and unfortunately inevitable this catfish gladiatorial scenario is. The only thing potentially worse than this, is getting your account hacked like this poor soul. It was only a matter of time, and he decided to capitalize on the vulnerability for himself. 

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

These people woke up thinking their day was gonna be totally fine, but sadly they were wrong. Life can strike at any moment.

These days, half of all marriages will end in divorce. That sounds sad, but after seeing these, maybe it's for the better.

These clever secret-keepers are playing with fire...