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Short Wholesome Thread about Huge Great Dane Adopting Tiny Owl Toy

This is just a short little wholesome thread about a big dog that had a special relationship with a tiny owl pet. For more moments like these, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. And for more funny sleeping dogs, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.

Tumblr Thread about a big great dane that adopts a tiny owl toy.
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Tumblr List: The Chaotic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids

Those Spy Kids movies were a mess of a cinematic masterpiece. The biggest question that seems to come out of this list is how were they even movies? A whole lot of cameos and mind-bending twists, and general chaos. Like, George Clooney was president at one point. 

Quick list points out the various ridiculous and surprising parts about the "Spy Kids" movie | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
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SUV Interrupts People's Workouts At Planet Fitness

People working out at a Planet Fitness in South Philly had their workouts cut short, when a driver in a SUV drove through the gym wall. Apparently, authorities are unsure of what caused the accident. Reports indicate that nobody inside the gym at the time was injured. 

Jeep drives into a Planet Fitness and interrupts people's workouts.
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Moments of Cartoon Logic that Make Perfect Sense

It's hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.

Cartoon logic and plot holes that don't make sense.
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Reality Is Too Unrealistic In Historical Tumblr Thread

Some people suggest that these historical "facts" are not facts at all, and instead exaggerations on the truth. We haven't researched them ourselves, so we can't confirm or deny whether they're true or not. That being said, we appreciate this Tumblr thread making "history" fun to read about. 

Tumblr thread provides historical data and shows how we question reality for being too unrealistic.
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Couple's Wedding Hashtag Generator is a Cornucopia of Double Entendre

 With one fell swoop of automated name creation, the about-to-be-formed Dick family has a buttload of new name ideas for their wedding. We will never not be fans of dumb jokes, double entendre, and anything that has to do with silly names. especially when it relates to something as serious and adult as a wedding.

Guy named Dick has funny double entendre wedding name generator.
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Girl Isn't Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

Girl isn't invited to a wedding, so she responds with passive aggressiveness | are Do have wedding date set Yes gonna get married on 20th June Oh can come?
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Spooky Signs that Say a lot with their Creepiness

Scary signs serve the valuable purpose of warning people of possible danger. They're not supposed to be nice or fun. That said, some spooky signs are way scarier and outright threatening than they need to be. Again, we're glad that people are telling us that snakes might come up the toilet, but sometimes a spooky sign is just too dang scary.

Warning signs that are very scary | DANGER! DON'T TOUCH THE MAD CAT | WARNING! MANCHINEEL TREE LEAVES, BARK AND FRUITS THESE TREES CONTAIN CAUSTIC SAP WHICH MAY BE INJURIOUS IF TOUCHED COLUMBUS DESCRIBED SMALL GREEN FRUITS AS DEATH APPLES TREES ARE COMMON ALONG CARIBBEAN SHORES AVOID CONTACT WITH ANY PART THIS TREE!
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Twitter Thread: What Kind Of Rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is

This is no joking matter. No, not to field geophysicist, Mika McKinnon. She tasked herself with identifying what kind of rock Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is. She really delves into "The Rock's" various attributes and leaves no stone unturned. 

Field geophysicist identifies what kind of rock that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is.
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Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.

Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space.
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TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Well, that's one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you've accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn't eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that's that. 

Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.
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Employee Catches Office Food Thief With Nanny Cam

Get a load of the audacity on this office food thief! This woman was muddling through the sleep-deprived existence of raising a new baby, while working a job, and as it turns out, dealing with the antics of an office food thief. Eventually, the office food thief's blind greed boiled over to such a point that they were opening new packages of food and leaving the wrappers around. The woman had enough, and took her revenge with the help of a nanny cam. Smooth move. 

Woman catches an office food thief by using a nanny cam | r/ProRevenge u/[deleted 3d JOIN 2 S 1 1 had an office food thief. So bought nanny cam couple things about made really suck have food thief have lot food allergies, so can't just get lunch at cafeteria or at nearby restaurant
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Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

You never know exactly what you're gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they've been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?
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He gets caught up in the middle of believing that a quarter of an hour is not 15 minutes. From there we get to watch him come to terms with the fact that he's ultimately wrong.