This family's wholesome Christmas tradition is our new favorite holiday story. Look out, Elf on the shelf, cause this whole Christmas vampire game sounds quite catchy. 

It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for telling a stranger that her outfit for the funeral was inappropriate. It sounds like they were alone when she had her outfit called out. So, any embarrassment felt was probably diminished by that factor. Even then, it can be pretty brutal to have someone call out what you're wearing as inappropriate. 

Life is unpredictable, and some unfortunate moments are bound to happen. All you can really do is take them in stride and take some solace in the fact that other people also have to deal with life's unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. There's runaway tires, lumber spills on the freeway, and deceptively baked bread. Given the option, you kinda hope for the bread one.

There are gonna be times when someone oversteps their own boundaries, can't read the room, woke up on the wrong side of the bed or is just generally unaware of their own assholery. Here are some ways people use to tell someone to check themselves before they wreck themselves. In a similar vain, here are more or less polite ways to tell people to F off.

This enraged bridezilla had a bit of a meltdown over a case of bad weather. She went so far as to uninvite the guests to the actual wedding, who missed her bridal shower, due to a severe snowstorm. Someone needs to take a minute and calm the hell down!

What we have here is a fine and brief example of how people can manage to restore our faith in humanity, without doing too much at all. In this case, a simple text carries a whole lot of weight, and likely meant the world to the recipient. 

If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.

Twitter users are sharing the best of their unknown conspiracy theories. The world is filled to the brim with mysteries. Question everything! 

This bar owner sounds like they were an absolute nightmare to be around. Not only were they walking around with a complete disregard for how one is supposed to legally run a bar, but they eventually fired an employee over a whole load of BS. Fortunately, the employee kept their wits about them, and ended up getting the bar shut down, due to all the BS that was occurring. 

The replies to this Twitter thread about the most horrendous excuses people have ever heard for why someone cheated on their partner, are....astonishing. Words fall short for the lack of morals in these moments of shitty infidelity. Cheaters are just the worst. 

Writer Ed Solomon tweeted a short interaction he had at a coffee shop where he was told not to comment on the movie he wrote. After some confusion and open conversation, things started to make sense.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like full-fledged fools, and inspiring us to bring our palms to our faces. The world's always going to have those clueless people who are so lost and confused, they can't even figure out why the rest of us are facepalming.