This particular case of delusional entitlement ranks right up there with the most absurd of the choosing beggar cases that we've come across. The choosing beggar of the hour thinks it's unreasonable to have to pay for a site that's free for people to visit. Maybe they should read more about how website development works before breaking out their dauntingly irrational demands. Check out some more choosing beggars with zero chill over here.
Back in the good old days, you could get a random text about a newborn baby and just decide to go support the mom and laugh over the wholesome randomness of it all. Wrong number text exchanges have the tendency to get weird and hilarious, and sometimes an encounter with a total stranger just has some magic in it.
The long and lonesome highway can feel all the more lonesome when your partner in crime has resigned herself to taking all the snoozes. This husband decided to take pictures of his wife catching those zzz's at various points on their road trip. Maybe it ended up being a great time for him to listen to all of his favorite podcasts that she'd never want to listen to.
Do you eat food off the ground? Do you collect small rocks and things? Do you make strange noises and leave all your belongings in a big pile? You may very well have a goblin personality. For some more fantasy inspired tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on the theory that dwarves have intelligent super beards.
We love a good tale of a nasty manager getting theirs in the end. This particular manager sounds like a grade A bully. The manager exercised zero empathy for an employee going through a heartbreaking loss. On top of displaying zero human empathy, the manager proceeded to make the devastated employee's life miserable by blatantly targeting them for a whole bunch of nothing. Fortunately, the employee was able to get HR involved, and ultimately put together enough evidence that ultimately contributed toward the manager's ultimate downfall.
Check out another glorious tale of revenge with these naive young business owners that foolishly fired the man with the patents.
This educational Tumblr thread shines light on the origins of the pads and tampons war. For those unaware, apparently there have been tensions between the pads and tampons communities. Due to some sleazy advertising, companies instilled the absurd belief in some impressionable folks that the strong, driven, businesswomen of the world only wear tampons. As so much can be said of advertising, thus is not true. This young woman decided to educate her class on the whole backstory.
Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post about how all is forgotten over time.
For anyone who's been hanging out in a cave, sheltered from the ills and fleeting triumphs of the modern world, Pakalu Papito is an infamous meme Twitter account imagined from the perspective of an irreverent, pun savvy 7-Eleven clerk who has a pet camel and a whole lot of hot and fiery takes. You might catch yourself unconsciously nodding along in agreement to some of these heartfelt sentiments.
Sometimes, while navigating our incredible world, we forgot to smell the roses, or in this case, taste the multi-colored dice that look like fruit gummies. There are so many delicious looking things that aren't actually food out there, and while it's best not to try to lick a ball of uranium, it sure looks tantalizing.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about window cleaners' most memorable experiences on the job. For whatever reason, we have a knack for forgetting that people can peek through our windows if we don't have the blinds down. And on top of that, that certain buildings hire certain professionals to clean those windows. From there, it quickly becomes clear that so many of us can be complete animals when we think that nobody is watching.
Via The Juju Swing
We're thinking the safest place for someone to watch this golfer would've been right in front of her. Nobody likes a case of the shanks. Can really throw off the round.
Sometimes people aren't perfectly at home with the words they try to use. You end up with people trying to visit the pubic library or driving around a cult of sack. Sometimes a spelling fail completely changes the meaning of a sentence entirely. Here are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.
