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If everyone put as much effort and dedication into their passion as this guy has put into mastering this dance arcade, the world would be a completely perfect place. No hunger, no conflict, just perfectly executed spins and poses set to high pitched, catchy choruses.

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Manager Assumes Employee's Job Is Unnecessary, It's Not

We love a nice nuclear revenge. Especially when the character involved is a presumptuous manager who makes sweeping, wrongful assumptions about just how necessary an employee's job is to the functional flow of a company's operations. This presumptuous manager certainly got humbled. 

A presumptuous manager assumes that an employee's job is unnecessary | r/NuclearRevenge u/theFoot58 327d JOIN 3 Manager thought my job role unnessacary, finds out hard way wasn't Here is case two distinct acts revenge, combining spectacular fashion create nuclear revenge thanks redditors r/ProRevenge rewrite help)
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Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Ancient Computer

Man, oh man, this ancient artifact of a computer actually looks like it'd be a whole lot of fun to play around with. A true throwback. 

A Twitter thread about a dude discovering an awesome, ancient computer | LOCKED John Pfaff @JohnFPfaff 10h Oh God. An Apple lle. Sat my parents' attic years. Decades. And works. Put an old game disk. Asks if want restore saved game. And finds one must be 30 years old 10 years old again
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Grasp Meaning Of Deposit

Ah, man, you can't make these choosing beggar cases up. This particularly clueless choosing beggar goes for the double back on a deposit that they'd already agreed to pay. They refuse to accept the reality staring back right in front of them. That can make for tough negotiations. Check out some more entitled people and their demanding boldness over here.

A choosing beggar can't grasp what the meaning of a deposit is | Hey need cancel today not feeling well, thanks so sorry hear Thank letting know can reschedule at different time. Thanks u can just send my deposit back through PayPal or Venmo
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Incompetent Boss Fires Employee At Beginning Of Meeting, Learns Lesson

It doesn't behoove a boss to not know what their employees do, and this boss set himself up for a world of pain in the form pointed and effective malicious compliance. It should be simple enough to understand that it's hard to get someone to do anything when they're effectively not working for you.

Bad boss fires employee before learning how to do anything he does | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/exie610 21 hours ago Don't start meeting by ending meeting. oc XL My work environment is less an environment and more- so conglomeration duct tape, spit, and cussing managed, among many things set rentals, accounts receivable, and customer database analysis. Essentially, our company's bus factor far too highlow. Another important bit handled were various legal documents State requires
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Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

Now that's a fun way to put Ant-Man's iconic toys to good use. We can always count on Tumblr to deliver on the universe crossovers. It would be awesome to watch various Avengers react to a sighting of the Death Star. Thanos would've probably been stoked. 

A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big
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People That Hit Their Own Self-Destruct Buttons

Sometimes, we don't even need the clueless people of the online world to get called out. Sometimes, they do our jobs for us. The following collection of human beings were their own worst enemies on the internet. They accomplished this by tweet/posting statuses with minimal brain exertion. 

People who destroyed themselves by trying to insult someone else on social media | Patricia @patriciarose_ Replying MaxZatlin Anyone who can't spell or use punctuation is no poisition questions people's intelligence.
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Entitled People and Their Demanding Boldness

If you know anyone who you haven't talked to in months, but is so entitled and laughably bold that they'd demand that you renew your subscription service on their behalf, go ahead and cancel that service. Entitled and absurd audacity can come from a family member, boss or stranger, and it never stops being aggravating and perplexing.

Entitled people and their demands | WHATSAPP 3m ago Netflix expires tomorrow know aint talking and shit but could please just renew ?
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People's Trippiest Glitch In The Matrix Moments

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's most trippy, "glitch in the matrix" moments. Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson suggests that there's more than 50/50 odds that we're living in some kind of simulation. Even if that's true, there isn't much of anything to be done about it. This simulation still has its rules. That being said, some of these stories are chilling. Like, the dude who went for the bike ride that never happened, but it actually did. 

Trippy glitch in the matrix moments | nitrOzeus133 15h have this weird thing where l'll be out somewhere, at mall example, and see someone know, but upon closer inspection 's not person thinking s just someone who looks like them. Then later on during day l'll actually end up seeing very person thought saw earlier s fucking weird and happens all time. And 's not usually people see on regular. Often 's people haven't seen years sometimes happens with other stuff too, like music sometimes think so
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Tumblr Post: Humans Fail At Accurately Identifying Flirting

If you've ever felt like the struggle is painfully real for you when it comes to identifying flirting, this quick Tumblr thread is here to reassure you that you are not alone. No, it turns out that studies have been conducted showing that humans are generally challenged when it comes to being able to identify actual flirting signals. Yeah, we're not out here reading minds. Facial expressions, underlying social habits of different individuals in different situations make for a disorienting melting pot, where it's pretty much impossible to tell what's going on. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about humans' willful ignorance. We're terribly forgetful creatures. 

A quick Tumblr post about how humans are terrible at identifying flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh about him "Well seemed super into him why dude were flirting all night"
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Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

This fun Tumblr thread takes a quick look at some iconic moments in the history of the internet that could likely make civilizations that are thousands of years old, still laugh. Some things are just funny no matter what kind of societal conditioning you've had. Check out another interesting moment from Tumblr with this thread about "Thomas the Pain Engine."

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel
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Kid Keeps Vandalizing Mailbox, Dad Builds Indestructible Mailbox

We don't know what it is about troublemakers and mailboxes. Apparently, people that enjoy breaking the rules, especially enjoy messing with people's mailboxes. This particular pro revenge story involves a kid repeatedly vandalizing a family's mailbox, but we've seen this tale before with different characters. Yes, we're talking about the time that an evil snowplow met its match in the form of a steel enforced mailbox.

Kid keeps vandalizing dad's mailbox, so dad and his neighbors hatch plan to build indestructible mailbox | r/ProRevenge Join u/burner_john_doe ly 30 yrs later and they are still standing TL:DR At end grew up on country road with 4 houses. Our mailboxes were on main road. Someone kept vandalizing four mailboxes by driving through them breaking posts recall replacing mailboxes few times on weekends. After 4-5 times, my dad and neighbors hatched plan. My dad told go bed early have lot work do
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Dumbest Things People Did For No Reason

Sometimes our brains take power naps when we're in the middle of a busy day, proactively trying to not fail. There's no telling when the next profound brain fart might strike, but at the very least these stories will make you feel better about your most memorable, unexplainable dumb moments. 

An AskReddit thread about the dumbest things people did for absolutely no reason | spaghatta111 2y 1 Award One time eating lemon poppyseed muffin phone rang, so reacted by shoving entire muffin my mouth and eating as fast as could, nearly choking death, and didn't even make phone before stopped ringing. Why did do Edit: someone spent real money on because ate muffin feel so dirty
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Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

There's no question that parenting is an emotional rollercoaster. Countless sleepless nights, and some kind of temper tantrum are regular occurrences for parents just trying to live some kind of remotely peaceful existence. This particular AskReddit thread considers some parents' most unexpected, absurd conversations that they've had with their toddlers. Some wild conversation topics from the thread include how it's not okay to color the cat, or how one is not advised to take lettuce to bed with them. 

Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.
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Employee Pranks Boss, Boss Pulls The Reverse UNO Card

What began as a silly spider prank, evolved into a rollercoaster of unforeseen circumstances. Just picturing a prank backfiring to such an extent that you're literally staring at your boss who looks like he's having a heart attack, is enough to give anyone with a decent head on their shoulders, the fear. As it turns out though, this boss was merely taking the prank to the next level, and pulling the iconic reverse UNO card. Did the boss take it too far, by letting things play out for as long as he did? Maybe so. At least we got this story out of the experience. 

An employee pranks their boss, boss fakes heart attack, employee loses their mind. | r/tifu Join u/prankeyprank 1d TIFU by putting my boss hospital M typing this home as my work unexpectedly received half-day my antics. So my boss and have been having little prank war. Nothing extravagant nothing harmful: just fun little office pranks keep spirits up work corporate insurance so most my day is spent behind desk and gets very boring at times
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Students Mess With Teacher's Plants, Teacher Takes Pro Revenge

This teacher/dad used his apparent superpower of not being affected by poison ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac to teach some rascal students a valuable lesson in not messing with people's plants. Just picturing their faces when they learned about the stunt that dad had pulled is enough to put a smile on the face. Outside of that glorious lesson, this dad is well on his way to being Poison Ivy's most feared enemy. 

Students end up getting their just deserts for messing with a teacher's plants | r/ProRevenge Join u/Zeldaspellfactory 1y Just Desserts Destroying Teachers' Plants This happened my father, not find rather funny and definitely ProRevenge. My father teacher. He taught several subjects during his career, and spent last fifteen years teaching science. He spent most his career teaching more difficult students. One year teachers were all upset because students kept killing their plants by ripping off
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