Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere.
A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories.
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This distraught woman posted a hysterical rant after her plastic surgery/lip filler fail, inspired a sassy jogger to mock her for looking like a "blow up doll."
Wedding season is marked by an ongoing display of bridezillas stirring up all kinds of chaos at otherwise peaceful weddings. In this particular scenario, the self-important bridezilla decides it's an appropriate time to announce her engagement at her cousin's wedding. This is where the revenge takes its roots. The cousin takes her revenge later on by announcing her pregnancy at the wedding.
Talk about a brilliant way to break the ice at a party, and keep guests on their toes. You're bound to get a real feel for how people perform under pressure if you break out this kind of game.
A game by the sounds of it that asks each player to put together a 3-minute Powerpoint presentation on something they're passionate about. We've got a nice little recap below of the woman who ended up winning with her presentation on Shadow the Hedgehog's true moral compass.
Sure, it's not like any of these happened against all odds, but it's still fun to see. These are some good old fashioned everyday lucky moments and really close saves.Yeah, it's not winning the lottery, but it's still rare and satisfying to get an avocado with minimal to no pit.
This DoorDash employee's experience dealing with an absolutely terrible support service while working, speaks volumes to why you might not want to work there. It really just looks like senseless bot talk from DoorDash that's accomplishing anything besides being helpful.
As far as the dark and unsettling world of cursed images go, cursed toilets rank right up there with some of the weirdest shit we've laid eyes on. We imagine getting a case of a very shy bladder if we found ourselves confronting a scenario, involving us having to use one of these. They're just plain wrong. But therein lies the beauty of a solid cursed image.
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This R/C helicopter blew our expectations out of the water. Right around 1 minute shit hits the fan.
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Wow is this a great ad for english muffins and backhoes. After this semi truck driver got stuck attempting a U-Turn across some railroad tracks, a bunch of random dudes showed up to see what was going on. With knowledge of a train coming, someone came in with a backhoe to help this truck driver get unstuck. Meanwhile, the camera guy just keeps calling this truck driver a dumbass. The real man of the hour here is whoever's driving that backhoe.
Twitter users are cracking jokes about the #signsyouregettingfired. If you find yourself getting pulled into a conference room with a very serious looking manager and the HR department, things might not be looking too good for the time you have left with the company. Or, maybe you show up at the office and there's an empty cardboard box waiting for you on your desk. Hopefully none of these signs that you're getting fired ring any bells.
Someone on AskReddit asked for wedding shop workers to share their worst bridezilla stories. The resulting snapshots of bridezillas having general emotional implosions really do an effective job at showing off the worst parts about weddings--the unanticipated bridezilla or groomzilla. And sometimes, it isn't even the bride who's going full-fledged public freakout, entitled lunatic. Sometimes, it's actually the mother of the bride, or another family member.
A viral Facebook post from Kristin Hagan is making the rounds, and it's all about old ladies who just can't seem to figure out how Facebook bios work. The resulting bios are savagely honest, and full of surprises like "pasta" and a grandmother who wants the online world to know that she has a very unpleasant granddaughter.
This "nice guy" showed his real colors after his classmate rejected him. He proceeds to unload a barrage of rage-fueled messages about how he gets walked over for being a "nice guy" and complains that he has to spend money to hang out with her in the first place.
In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.
