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Alright, alright, it's fan made. But Quentin Tarantino spitting out the wine combined with the fact that Ben Affleck took home the Golden Globe, is TOO GOOD.
We googled almost all of them and they seem legit. So memorize a few of these if you wanna impress a first date. That said, we totally don't have your back for the second one, when they figure out your idiotic ruse. Anyway, here are some facts, and if you wanna feel even smarter then here's some more.
Talk about beating someone at their own game. It's almost as if he became her muse with his own crappiness. It's acts of simple and fantastic revenge like these that make our days a little brighter.
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And what the hell have you talked about today? These lynx have some serious business to discuss.
After a crazy freak accident, this man was able to pull himself out of his destroyed car and walk away. Holy crap that thing is wrecked. And holy crap is he lucky to be alive. If you wanna see more unlikely and mostly uplifting coincidences, then check these out.
"Believe it or not I'm not looking for a hookup." My dude, this list reads as ANYTHING but what you're suggesting is not the case. And that is that you are a thirsty man with a severe case of entitlement. Isn't it a wonder he's still single?
Back when we were stupid-ass kids we thought we could pull one over on our parents, but dear god could we not. And that mortifying moment when they figure out you've screwed up hard core... it's like your soul is leaving your body. They shouldn't expect much from us, here are times parents realized their kids were utter morons.
These angry mouth breathers got themselves livid over a whole bunch of NOTHING. Yes, they were quick to the draw when it came to calling out those iconically ridiculous, jokingly incendiary headlines that the Onion factory churns out. But they failed to slow down and recognize what was right in front of them-- a joke. And their failure to catch The Onion's jokes is our reward back at Fail Blog. If you want to check out more times people failed to discern The Onion's jokes, check here.
Not sure what's going on back at the Flat Earth Society. But the choice to retweet this gem of stupidity was so dumb in and of itself that other Flat Earthers are worried about them. If you came for the comments, you will likely not be disappointed.
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It's hard to pull off Instagram makeup when you're not on Instagram apparently. That being said this skit from Eric Andre is a cringe goldmine.
Writer and editor Jessica Misener explained the details behind the Sunshine Law and why the reason we see so many crazy stories out of Florida is pretty much because it's just easier to get stories out of Florida. If the laws were different, we'd probably see more Montana Man or Nebraska Woman stories.
When you find a 91-year-old grandmother living in a post apocalyptic wasteland. This man was all kinds of shook with what he discovered, and we're just grateful for the footage.
If you ever get bored at work and your boss is cool with you kicking it with their dog, THIS is a solid idea for something to do. That being said, we wonder if his boss loved it, or fired him instantly.
