Today's Monday and tomorrow's "Friday" for a lot of folks gearing up to travel for Thanksgiving. Queue up the restless, over-caffeinated office space. 

Nothing like a good old-fashioned Internet troll to make chaos out of an otherwise absolutely peaceful situation. Some people approach their free time differently than others. 

A shopping center by the name of Tynwald Malls might've just landed itself on the Naughty list for a show-stopping outburst of pure and unadulterated raunchiness. Nobody's stepped forward yet to claim credit for the dirty arrangement. That hasn't stopped the rest of the internet from celebrating the absurdity. Shouts out to a Mr. Liam Rice for sharing this bit of internet gold. Follow him on Twitter over here, and check out his dog on Instagram here. Thanks for the hilarious, seasonal fail my dude. 

Just the kind of well written response that might actually serve to effect positive change. 

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.