In honor of the 2018 CMA's Jimmy Kimmel put together a new round of soul-crushing mean tweets for Country's biggest stars. Luke Combs getting decimated for looking like the human manifestation of cornbread should tell you all you need to know about people not pulling any punches on these mean tweets.
Who else misses the shit out of those milky pens? They were the equivalent of scholastic Pokémon cards. Friendships were forged and broken over the successful trading of those little absolutely useless, magical pens.
Other than the fact this guy should seriously reconsider the title of his heartfelt open letter to make it feel less predatory, and moreso do his heroically thoughtful act the justice that it deserves; this is a SOLID lesson in keeping your wits about you while you're out alone at night.
So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.
