A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.

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Via: DerekDeso
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Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.

Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.

It's gotta be the coffee, donuts, rinse down and repeat routine. That's my running theory right now. Okay, not actually though. Clearly their social media game is on lock. Just cause these law-enforcing, pistol-slingin bros rep the badge don't in any way imply they can't rock the shit out of some innocent, chuckleworthy humor. Seriously though. Some of these posts from the Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Office are greatness.

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Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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As Inauguration Day looms heavy on the horizon (this Friday), and Trump's Twitter game only seems to ramp up in its unpresidented ridiculousness, it's only right that we have someone like the Jimmy Kimmel take to the streets to interview the citizenry, and hold a microscope up over something remotely similar to a Bubonic Plague of Ignorance. Oh a quick by the way here: this madness happened before:



Yes, in case anyone out there is watching this video wondering to themselves what the hell the big deal is with these answers...it's this: they are the same damn thing. The Affordable Care Act, and Obamacare = The same. Could we at least have had one person answer correctly. Nah dawg, we gotta stir the pot of stress-ridden hysteria on a regular basis.

Now if only we can get a clip of his Air-ness Michael Jordan screaming “I’m king of the world!”

@TitanicHoops is an ingenious twitter account that shows basketball highlights while playing the music from Titanic. It’s as simple of that.

However, one of the surprising things about it is that it makes basketball even better, if not more emotionally powerful. I mean, I once thought there’s nothing more emotional than a serious dunk, but then I watched it with “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion playing. I’m shook. I'm changed. I'm the king of the world. 

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Everyone experiences the same magical moment when they type lasers into iOS 10, and that cool laser effect plays.

Ok. It doesn’t really work like that, but I just love that lasers effect.

Anyway, a really cool trick is when you type “Congrats” and a graffiti animation plays. But even better than that is when a grandma figures it out. Look what happened Twitter user @decentbirthday’s grandma did it. She couldn’t stop herself from typing “Congrats” over and over again. She’s great.

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Fore! There’s a great photoshop battle headed right toward you.

Within 24 hours, President-elect Trump, the billionaire reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, went from the cover of Golf Digest to the front page of the internet, Reddit, with a glorious photoshop.

Taken from a weird shot of him crawling up the green at a golf course, the angle, position, and demeanor of Trump’s body hunched over on his hands and knees has inspired some of the brightest minds on the internet to deliver this Photoshop Battle.

via World According to Maggie

Check out some of the best the internet has to offer:

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