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Conspiracy Theory Argues The World Actually Ended In 2012

Buckle up and brace yourself for one mind blowing Twitter thread that makes a compelling argument toward the fact that we are all actually just living in a simulation, and that the world ended in 2012. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that we're living in some long-winded, infinite simulation that will never let us out? A bit claustrophobic, or does it all just make sense. 

A crazy conspiracy theory gets broken down in Twitter thread that argues that the world actually ended in 2012.
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Tinder Wins and Fails That Ended In Heartbreak and Puns

Online dating sites are a venue to put yourself out there and get to know people. At least that's what they say they're for. What tends to come out of it is mostly really horrible/great puns about people's names as well as horrible disappointment. Either way, people will continue to swing for the fences of online dating.

Funny Tinder fails and wins.
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Those viral videos of strange and unexplained aircraft that were going around the web, have now been confirmed as real, by Joseph Gradisher, a spokesperson for the Deputy Chief of Naval Operations for Information Warfare. 

Um. So, there it is. There are strange aircraft flying around the world, that escape all logic and our understanding of the laws of physics, and a high ranking official from the Navy is confirming that none of us were supposed to see the footage in the first place. 

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Images of Skewed Perspective Worthy of a Double-Take

Sometimes your eyes deserve a workout. Your brain is constantly trying to process images all day, and it does a really good job of that most of the time. That said, there are fun images out there that will make your brain see the wrong thing, or two things at once. Weird perspective can go a long way in creating real life optical illusions that are worthy of a double-take.

Photos of confusing perspective.
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NYC Subway Bans Dogs Unless People Put Them In Bags, Hilarity Ensues

Those NYC subway commuters were not about to be psyched out by a little ban saying they couldn't bring dogs on the subway. So, they adapted and now we get to enjoy a ton of New Yorkers walking around the subway with their dogs in ridiculous bags. 

NYC people are told that they can't bring dogs onto subways, and proceed to put them in bags.
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Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies For Clueless Dude

Turns out itchy is not a flavor, and that it might mean there's an allergic reaction going down. 

People talk about their food allergies in a ridiculous Tumblr thread.
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Laundry Detergent Thief Gets Clothes Ruined By Surprise Bleach

This laundry detergent thief underestimated his fellow neighbors calculated ability to fight back against people trying to mooch their laundry detergent. I guess Bob just got what was coming to him. Serves an idiot of the highest order right! 

A laundry detergent thief gets their clothes ruined by a surprise bleach that they never saw coming.
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People Share When They Successfully Stopped A Repeat Marketing Or Scam Call

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to reveal the times that they victoriously put a stop to repeat marketing/phone scam calls. You might get some secondhand satisfaction from these people getting a leg up on those bastardly scammers. 

People share times that they were able to put a stop to repeat marketing/phone scam calls.
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Twitter Reacts To News of Massive Bull Semen Explosion

If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.

Twitter makes jokes about bull semen explosion.
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Girl Deeply Regrets Drunk Texting Her Crush

Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed. 

Girl regrets drunk texting her crush.
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Karen Wants $1K Cash For $10 Coupon Sent To Wrong Address, Pays More In Legal Fees

Karen really played herself on this one. When a mere $10 coupon was mistakenly sent to her address, she thought it'd be a good idea to threaten the retailing company that she'd sue them if they didn't fork over $1,000 in cash. She assumed she'd scare them into complying, and she couldn't have been more wrong. There was a badass attorney with a southern drawl who was more than ready to leap at a chance to sue "Karen." And the rest is history. She ended up having to pay over a thousand bucks, all because she started up some beef over a $10 coupon. 

Karen wants $1,000 cash for a $10 coupon sent to the wrong address. She ends up paying more in legal fees.
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Neighbor's Land-Grabby Attitude Leaves Him With Missing Vehicles and A Ruined Yard

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This neighbor was illegally extending his property line into protected land and got nailed for it. Had he been nicer to his neighbors, he may not have been completely screwed, but hey, he flew too close to the sun. Sometimes when people take up too much space, the universe calls on someone to mess with them, like this guy who got petty revenge on a selfish parker with a fake note.

Gramps has a mean neighbor who illegally takes land from protected lands, and the county takes that land back.
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Manipulative and Awful Products and Ads Designed By Jerks

Soulless people will do anything to make a quick buck. They'll make uncomfortable standing airline seats to save on space, charge people to go to the bathroom, advertise a cheap product and charge a hundred dollars for shipping, literally hide fine print by making it the same color as the background, and do even more devious BS when they think of it. These are examples of deceptive and crappy products. Like seriously, these were designed by the devil.

Deceptive products, services and advertisements that lied and cheated consumers.
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AskReddit Users Share Their Marriage Proposal Rejection Stories

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their marriage proposal rejection stories, and the resulting moments are rife with heartbreak and unrequited love. Love is a brutal thing, and nothing's worse than when you fall for someone who doesn't feel the same way. 

AskReddit users share their marriage proposal rejection stories.
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Twitter Users Roast Millennials For Planning For Retirement

Twitter users are roasting millennials for how they're planning for retirement, in viral Twitter hashtag. The main joke here seems to be that there is no plan at all. 

Twitter users poke fun at millennials for how they're planning for retirement.
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