Nobody needs to know that you just learned that thing we all somehow know without ever being told....just keep quiet. 

Nothing like an aggressively egotistical boss who's high off their own delusions to really get your blood boiling. Hopefully none of these hit too close to home. Share your stories in the comments sections!

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

Did he think the guy was just going to 3D print his son's costume free of charge? The delusions are strong with this one. We just hope his business isn't ruined forever. 

Kanye West might as well have yelled this all at a wall. Kanye needed to let the Twitter world know how he felt about an unresolved issue with Drake, after the artist requested for a song to be cleared. 

They took this one on RPG style and the results are glorious, and in need of all the respect.