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People Imagine Their Lives As Ducks

This is just the kind of AskReddit thread that escapes reason, logic, etc, and that's why we love it. We've got plenty of ominous news headlines and intellectually engaging material at our fingertips. Sometimes, we just need to pump the mental brakes and wander down a ridiculous rabbit's hole. Like this right here: people imagining what they'd do if they suddenly turned into ducks. Might go to Subway to get that bread, or start a duel with a nearby goose. Who knows. 

A collection of AskReddit responses to people imagining that they're ducks now.
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Old-Timey Christmas Cards Were Horrifically Weird

Nowadays, the holidays are a time for family gatherings, drinking (or hating) egg nog, and considerably less murder-by-bears. Apparently before we had the now classic Santa-in-the-red-suit business, people had dancing frogs and turnip-aristocrats. For other surprising old-timey stuff, there's also some cool vintage life-hacks from forever ago.

Strange and bizarre old Christmas cards.
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Tumblr User Documents Adventures Of Extreme Chompin' T Rex

Little did the world know that all we need to motivate ourselves to get out there and seize the day, is an inspirational chompin' T Rex. I'm all for the extremely wholesome chompin' action. 

Tumblr user documents the various fun adventures of a T Rex toy.
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Wild Sex Facts to Quote During an Awkward Silence

Want to alienate your friends and coworkers in a fast an easy way? Here are some absolutely crazy sex facts that will have people talking about you behind your back in no time. They'll say "that's the guy who keeps talking about elephant testicles in the elevator." For more wild stuff, here are some insane facts that we had no business knowing. And if you don't want people to talk about you, here arenice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Dads Respond to Being Told Their Kid Put Olive Oil in their Car

My dad would have said my car doesn't need an extra virgin. The dads involved mostly responded positively. You can kind of gauge their opinion of their kid based on how they reacted. When the daddest dads aren't getting pranked, they're making epic puns and dad jokes.

Texts from dads after being told their kid put olive oil in their car.
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Surprises From Spouses After Couples Got Married

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to share their biggest surprises with their spouses, after getting married. From innocent and quirky little things like leaving the lids unscrewed on jars, to some psycho level compulsive lying. It's really hard to know someone completely, until you've thrown in with them and spent more time together. 

Various surprises from spouses after couples got married.
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Is this good or bad marketing? Does anyone even know anymore? On the one hand, it's an utterly ridiculous slogan. On the other hand, it sure seems to be getting the word out.

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Unfortunate Times Chaos Derailed People's Lives

If you're like anyone else, you will have unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. 5 gallon buckets of paint will spill, boats will sink, and lasagnas will get exploded. All you can do is take these moments in stride, and be glad that these unfortunate moments don't happen to you every day.

Fails, messes and unfortunate moments.
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Rare Insults That Were Cunning And Merciless

We're back at it again with a fresh round of razor-sharp insults that left their targets utterly destroyed. Some people ask for the roasts, while others just desperately need to learn to keep a lid on it in the first place. That all being said, we'll always appreciate a clever insult that just got someone good. 

A collection of creative and brutal insults against people on social media.
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Times Spoiled Rich Kids Had Their World Burst By Real Life

Money doesn't necessarily make a person intolerable to be around, but it can definitely give their kids a psychopathically ignorant sense of entitlement. Here are some more times the real world hit a spoiled rich kid. Nothing makes regular people angry quite like the antics of spoiled rich kid syndrome.

Times ignorant rich kids had to deal with the real world.
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Guy's Best Mate Gets Fired, Blamed For Theft, Business Gets Shut Down

It sounds like this bakery was all kinds of sketchy from the get go. Good news is that the guy who got fired ended up getting a sweet severance package, after the store was shut down for being a literal disaster zone. 

Guy's friend gets fired and blamed for theft, so business ends up getting shut down.
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Wholesome Memes And Nice Moments To Fill Up That Health Bar

There's a lot of room in this world for failure and misfortune, but sometimes it's healthy to have a little bit of compassion and indulge in some wholesome memes because life isn't always bad. So here are some uplifting and light moments because those exist too.

Wholesome memes and nice moments.
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"The Price is Right" has a strong place in our hearts, probably since it's been what we watched when we were home sick our entire lives. Anyway here are two sadness-inducing overbids that were so close that it feels unfair.

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Just imagine if George Foreman accidentally struck the bag holder in the hands. His punches look as powerful as lightning strikes. 

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Twitter Users Troll Boomers To Oblivion With "Advice"

In case you missed it, the "Ok Boomer" meme has been sweeping the various social media outlets like none other. Millennials are clashing with Baby Boomers, and using the memes at their disposal to drive their point home. Many would likely suggest it's all just fun and games. It looks like the younger generations are back at it again with the Baby Boomer banter. This time they're dishing out various bits of ridiculous advice. 

A collection of Twitter users troll baby boomers with various pieces of "advice."
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Chill Vegan Explains Silliness Of Lawsuit Against Burger King

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated "Impossible Burger" because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

Vegan customer sues Burger King because they claim the "Impossible Burger" was contaminated.
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