It looks like the ground's about to give birth to a demon or something. 

Hopefully you'll get through the day without hundreds of tons of salt enveloping your car. So if you're like most people, your chances of that not happening are pretty good.

This was doomed for being a victim of hilarious trolling from the moment it was created. 

Fails, or accidental wins, you be the judge. 

Turns out being kind to the world comes at no charge to you. Did not anticipate the wholesome twist on this one, but hey, people will always surprise you. 

The cultural divide is too real. They've created a nonsensical language of their own with these tweets. You can just vividly picture a slack-jawed American staring confusedly at their screen, hopelessly trying to decipher these. 

Read about other people's absolute sh*t jobs to squash your Monday blues. Unfortunately, it costs money to live, and that money isn't growing on trees yet. So, queue up the assembly line of soul-draining jobs that manage to eat away at your dwindling happiness, while you're forced to work them out of necessity. 

The truth came around to humble these dishonest mouth breathers eventually.