These three buffoons didn't know what they were walking into when they tried to rob Bar One Racing in County Cork, Ireland. Tim Murphy (office manager) and Denis O'Conor (badass great-grandpa) fearlessly warded off their attempts. And to think those goons thought a measly sawed off shotgun and a couple hammers would do the trick. 

Make your Monday blues go away with a ton of fail gifs from people having a WAY WORSE day than you. 

Mere mortals will quiver in fear at the power these badasses wield. Don't make them angry, because even they don't know what they're capable of.

It's like people turn their brains off when they go to order food. Customer service can't do EVERYTHING for you. 

Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!

The kind of Twitter thread we live for! Rabbit hole approved. 

There's not much you can do when you know something you're not supposed to. I mean, you can sit there and feel bad about it if you want.

Reviewers never seem to tell the whole truth, do they? If you fire some shots on Yelp, be prepared to defend yourself.