Someone on AskReddit asked for firefighters to share their experiences with the dumbest people they've ever crossed paths with. The resulting stories are on fire with max levels of stupid.
It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.
These employees had enough of their micromanager president's mood swings. When things eventually came to a head, 14 of them organized a walkout in protest on Friday the 13th. Fortunately, the walkout was successful and it sounds like company morale enjoyed a great boost after he fact.
Some strip clubs try to sell themselves with steak deals and photos of sexy ladies. That's child's play compared to this funny sign. A quality sign will put asses in seats, goddammit. Especially one that features a rotating dumb joke or "decent" advice. We love funny signs from all over, and even enjoy scary signs as well.
You don't want to be that "loser" who's still bragging about how great they were on the high school football team. Or really what it gets down to, is just bragging in general. Let those achievements speak for themselves. That search for approval is a lost cause. When it really gets down to it, nobody really cares.
This guy successfully pulling off some Shrek wordplay on Tinder, is here to give all the thirsty Tinderers out there some hope. Like bro, it's not even that good. He really forces it a bit, but still, it somehow works out, and next thing you know he's getting the invitation for the "Snapchat add." A bit unanticipated, for sure! But congrats either way. Maybe romance isn't as doomed in the wild world of Tinder, as previously thought.
Sometimes the language barrier can hurt you more than others. In this case, the guy thought that "gasoleo" would get the job done for him, when he went to fill up his Petrol car. Unfortunately, that actually translated to Diesel, and he found himself in quite the bind, and in need of a mechanic. Fortunately he was able to resolve the issue, and move forward. But you gotta love the fail!
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share things they're aware of that people wrongfully think are scams, but actually are nothing of the sort. Those crazy things like the dentist and sites that require you to enter your credit card information before you can purchase their legitimate products, are actually just around to help you. The paranoid suspicions are fair in a world that can feel like it's just trying to pull one over on you, too often.
Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.
This retail worker found themselves in the middle of a heated confrontation with an entitled customer. So, they handled the situation with a beautiful play of malicious compliance. They proceeded to offer them a "senior discount" and that's when the fireworks really started. Turns out the customer wasn't a "senior." Apparently it was worth the write-up, for the retail worker. You just can't beat that satisfaction.
You're gonna be on this planet for a while, so rest assured your gonna see some shit. Luckily for us, the hammer of fate swings randomly, so we don't get hit with major disappointments on the daily. Maybe you have a bad week, but it's still statistically unlikely this level of disappointment will hit you hard.
On one hand, having to call customer service, especially for a telecommunications company, can be a time wasting slog. On the other hand, some customers just call customer service for an opportunity to scream at someone. In this case, this woman would rather scream and demand a 500 MB plan rather than actually listen, so things didn't exactly end in her favor.
