In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.
The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day.
