You may be the one who called the teacher mom, but at least you're not the one who tried to Falcon Punch a big kid. Or maybe you were. Either way, we don't know how these people live with themselves.

You haven't really made it till you've up and joined one of those neighborhood Facebook groups, where miserably bored people bide their time with all-American level petty complaints, and five-star spicy comments sections. Follow the Facebook post and its ensuing A1 RUTHLESS comments section for a special treat at the end. Hint: it is not this dude's first time pulling something like this. We're (very likely...) witnessing the work of a masterful troll. 

Why should selling your old phone online be easy? With the help of these wonderful people, online marketplaces are that much more hostile and bitter. Thanks, guy who thinks he can get a 600 dollar phone for 30 bucks.

What child doesn't want to slide out of an elephant's butt? Back in my day, we worked 16 hours a day for the opportunity to walk uphill into an elephant's butt, both ways!

You want your kids to be smart, but you don't want them to be so smart that they realize you're full of shit.

It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it. 

To share a bunkbed with a stranger at a camp is to enter into a wildly unpredictable agreement that at least guarantees, some weird sh*t will be going down.