Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their worst Black Friday horror stories. Our general takeaway from all these stories of Black Friday madness, is that we all might be served best by staying far away from stores and their testy, rage-friendly customers on the infamous discount day.
Gotta love those instances of self-righteous morons on social media that proceed to blabber on about something/someone, while they're talking to the literal authority on that subject. It's the perfect situation of a bold fool getting owned by another individual who actually knows what they're talking about.
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That's not a green screen. James Burke had to do this take with perfect timing, and the crew had to get everything right on the money. The result is pretty badass.
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This young woman participated in a drinking game where each participant had to put together a 3-minute presentation on something they were passionate about. From there, you have to wrap up your presentation in under 3 minutes or you're forced to have a drink for every minute that you go over by. Suffice to say, she nailed it, even if she didn't make the 3-minute cutoff.
Elon Musk and the folks at Tesla unveiled their new CyberTruck at a live-streamed event in Los Angeles, California. They proceeded to unleash a tidal wave of hilarious memes. Seriously, these are comedy gold. We're just wondering whether this was Elon Musk's plan all along, for some free marketing. Reveal a futuristic truck that can withstand sledgehammer blows, but make sure it looks like it was drawn by a 5-year-old, so that the meme lords tear it a new one.
This guy shared quite the harrowing story of dating a terribly toxic "Karen" and how he went on to learn that she was weaving all kinds of lies, while cheating. The fact that the story manages to escalate after he finds out she cheated on him is the real terrible plot twist. She had the audacity to fake a marriage with him, with some random guy that looked like him. Yikes all around!
This dad asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for cutting his mother-in-law out of Christmas, after he hit his breaking point with her. It sounds like she's a toxic drama-stirring, upstaging mess. Might be best for the kids to not have that kind of person around, come the holidays? Or is he overstepping?
This hotel general manager handled a dirty, lying customer with some sweet, sweet truth nuggets. Gotta love that last line when they seal the deal and thank the customer for never returning for ANY future business. A job well done by the general manager indeed!
Some people really don't care about inconveniencing other folks around them at all. These drivers couldn't have made more of a mess in the parking lot with their horrendous parking jobs. All we're missing on these is the people that parked the cars reacting to the fallout from their careless acts of recklessness.
Most of these signs and warnings were intended to scare people off, and they're doing a good job of that. That said, they may be doing too good a job. Like, a reminder of all the deadly wolves in the area is a unique and effective way to make people go away. Seriously, these signs are too good at being spooky.
This guy was late to a job interview, and it ended up being his saving grace. Turns out the company owner was in the process of being arrested for a checking-related crime. Who'd have thought that one's inability to get to a job interview on time would end up paying off in the biggest of ways.
