When you have bronchitis, never drink beer. You will vomit on yourself through your nose, and it will hurt for days. LFMF..

If you read LFMF you would know not to cut a jalapeño pepper with your hands and then use the bathroom. It would also not take burning your eye as well to put two and two together as to why your male anatamy burns. #LFMyCousinsF

Bubblegum and lip rings should never mix, especially that brand new $40 lip ring you just got #LFMF

When doing the dishes remember that the pure corkboard cutting board you put in the dishwasher isn't dishwasher safe. It will come apart when you try to take it out. #LFMF

Never assume that your boss knows the meaning of LOL. Months later when he mistakenly mentions it as meaning 'lots of love' and you correct him, it will leave an awkward silence in the room. #LFMF

You know you've had too much cafeine when you start to feel SLEEPY after a Coke. #LFMF

If you're playing Minecraft, and you're using the Transparent texture pack, and you're entertained by the zombie that's wandering aimlessly through your personal mine, you desperately need to get a life. #LFMF