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WARNING: Some scantily-clad Italian ladies, as well as senseless silly slap-fighting.

Miraculously, the driver in this accident is expected to make a full recovery. Whether or not he found the secret highway tunnel during that jump is another question entirely.

WARNING: Lots of censored bodies and insanity in this video.

UPDATE: This is the story that keeps on giving. Allegedly the woman in question, Sandra Suarez, went off in that fast food restaurant after an employee of the establishment "turned down her offer of oral sex in the parking lot."

America the beautiful, y'all.