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Well, That's a Real Headline that Exists Now

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Don't Bring Just One Knife to Rob a Restaurant, Or They'll Out Knife You

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Employees Fired After Leaving Coffin in Hearse to Get Coffee

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How Many Morning Show Hosts Does it Take to Replace a Tire?

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CNN Think Scotland is Giving it 110% on Their Independence Vote

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Crime of the Day: Tarantula Thief Arrested for Trying to Sell Stolen Spiders in Georgia

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A Local Newscaster Attempts to Interview Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Without Knowing Anything About Their New Film. It Doesn't End Well.

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You've Gone Too Far!

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September's Best News Bloopers Will Help You Get Through the Week

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What Kind of Store Has an Anti-Ninja Turtles Dress Policy?

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A TSA Agent is in Hot Water After Failing to Recognize That the District of Columbia Was in the United States

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Darth Vader Pulls Off a North Carolina Bank Robbery, Gets Drunk at a Hockey Game in One Week

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This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio

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Baldly Going Where No Police Have Caught Him Yet (Stealing Hair Growth Products)

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This is Uhhhhhh Your Captain Uhhhh Speaking. We've Been Uhhhh Dismembered.

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Live From 2015, It's the Best F*ck Ups of TV News

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