dating

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

What a clever bastard. One of those ingenious ideas you can't help but smack yourself in the head over, cause you didn't think of it first. Still though: gotta wonder how many of these 'numbers' actually gave way to anything else.