He just doesn't get it.
"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"
This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws
Why was he trying to pick her up, she's clearly already got a ride ;)
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What a clever bastard. One of those ingenious ideas you can't help but smack yourself in the head over, cause you didn't think of it first. Still though: gotta wonder how many of these 'numbers' actually gave way to anything else.