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Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.

Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.

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Guy Handwrites Entire Script to 'Bee Movie' For His Girlfriend, In Most Romantic Gesture of 2016

In what is hopefully the last bit of Bee Movie meme-ing this year, a freshman at Baylor University wrote the script to Bee Movie by hand for his girlfriend as some sort of Christmas gift. Who says romance isn't dead ironic?

Conner Fastenau spent three hours, three human hours, 180-EARTH MINUTES, transcribing the 2007 script to Bee Movie, the film about a talking bee that Jerry Seinfeld made for some reason, as sign of his romantic attraction for an adult human woman. She reportedly "got a good laugh," so it was "worth it," Fastenau told Buzzfeed

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Bee Movie has been the subject of a strange resurgence of late. Earlier this year, someone put the script to Bee Movie on a shirt in really small print, and just last month, a video that featured all of Bee Movie except every time someone said "bee" the playback sped up went viral. The world continues to be in awe not only of Bee Movie's very existence, but also ongoing cultural relevance.

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Because crawling on your hands and knees, while ripping your girlfriend's stockings off has a 100% success rate...

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Distressed Dude Turns To Reddit After Discovering A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Funny reddit thread about girlfriend poop on socks, using socks to wipe | r/relationship_advice posted by whattodobedroom think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks wipe after going bathroom. Throwaway, because reasons. TL;DR: Found my gym socks garbage covered poop. Asked girlfriend about She started yelling at and crying and left
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As if getting busted in public wasn't bad enough, this douchebag had to try and escalate the situation around 2:30.

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These couples did a great job promoting this, but let's get real you would 100% laugh at anyone's junk in a tux. Not only that, but how awkward would you feel dropping this off to get dry cleaned? 

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Bathrooms: The Last Refuge of True Love

In a world that can be scary, cruel, and lonely, only one place remains where love flourishes.

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