Sometimes life just up and drills you with an entirely unplanned curveball of a shitty situation. This is one of those times. Keep your eyes peeled for the later half of the movie, and brace yourself as you witness what's easily already the most cringeworthy kiss cam performance of 2017.
Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.
Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.
A Twitter user apparently found this "nice" note taped up around town. Go ahead and read it, we'll wait....
Ladies? Do you feel safer now knowing this guy is somewhere out there?
It turns out that almost no one feels that way:
via @Hell3Quin, @mitchberghini, @BigHairyMarty, @scatterkeir, @AgentAnnK
But hey, there's hope! Judging by those horrified Twitter responses, there are many men out there who know respect, rather than offering to "crush the life" out of someone, is the best way to make a woman feel safe.
