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This takes pussy-whipped to a whole new level. Bro, your girlfriend is out there entertaining thirsty men that wield fat wallets, getting paid for anything 'allegedly' outside the realm of having sex. I've been in something of a mental pickle here, at a loss for who's the shittiest person in this outright absurd scenario....and well yeah, I'm still undecided.

Maybe, both of 'em. But I'm sure we have some dudes out there that'd step up to the plate to passionately argue for the merits of go-getter, outside the bounds of societally acceptable capitalism. In this case if you're the boyfriend, you leave your balls at home.

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35 Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling

Funny and attractive? That's a winning combo for today's fast-dating landscape. It seems that dating today relies on the ability to think of (or look up) witty puns quickly, so if you don't have your A game with words, forget about it. Here are some conversations from Tinder peeps who know how to sling a word or two, and some of these are actually really impressive. I wonder if they got a reward from the person they were chatting up...

Hilarious Tinder Conversations That Will Get Your Blood Boiling
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Guy's Psycho Tinder Match Makes Crazy Look Sane

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

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dating valentines day If You Really Want to Impress Someone, Give Them Doritos Roses and a Candlelit KFC Dinner
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Can you think of a more perfect gift for Valentine's Day than a bouquet of roses? Doritos did. 



Not everyone can just go out and buy a bouquet of roses made out of flavored corn chips so they also included a way to make one yourself. It seems like it involves a lot of glue... 


via Doritos

Then, when you've charmed them with your perfect gift, it is customary to bring your Valentine to a fancy dinner.  If you really want to outdo yourself this year, one KFC is doing a trial run of fancy table service for Valentines Day. According to Metro News, the Fishergate branch of KFC is the site where two lovebirds met and continue to have date night every week so far in their 50 year marriage. Pretty romantic. The date will include linen napkins and a soft drink sommelier to suggest the perfect soda pairing. 


via Metro News

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15 Examples of Why Facebook and Relationships Don't Mix

Hey! Hey! You know what would be an awesome idea? Let's take our relationship problems and (wait for it... here's the best part...) post them to a site where all of our friends and family can see them! Talk about a recipe for success!

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Desperate Dude Doesn't Care That This Girl Is Only Into Chicks, He Needs a First Date

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

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Girl Has Extreme Meltdown When Guy Matches with Her on Tinder without Noting Her Psycho Dating Criteria

This is certainly one of the more aggressive dating stories we've come across in a while, but hey, leave it to Tinder to inspire some modern day madness.

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35 Hilarious Memes To Help You Over The Hump

Doggo memes make everything better, right? Because nothing can cure the doldrums and hell that is the dreaded work week. You are almost over the hump, so don't give up! Keep on pushing through, and first use these dogs as motivation, or just an escape from the monotony of the work day. Either or, we'll accept it. Have you ever noticed? Anything that could possibly go wrong often does - as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly. 

But all you can do is roll with the punches and hope you come out the other side alive and well, with a bit of your sanity in tact. And in order to do that, we recommend preparing for the week ahead of time, with these aptly made with this variety of work memes all about the struggle to make it through the week and the rise and fall of your motivation and mental health as it goes on.

Funny meme about dogs, animals, siblings, girlfriends, dating, raccoons, birds, cats, money, work, cooking.
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