Via Billings Gazette
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After a wrong number texted this person with a dramatic accusation, they took it as a chance to be supernaturally funny and string them along.
Black Mirror is happening IRL people.
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This takes pussy-whipped to a whole new level. Bro, your girlfriend is out there entertaining thirsty men that wield fat wallets, getting paid for anything 'allegedly' outside the realm of having sex. I've been in something of a mental pickle here, at a loss for who's the shittiest person in this outright absurd scenario....and well yeah, I'm still undecided.
Maybe, both of 'em. But I'm sure we have some dudes out there that'd step up to the plate to passionately argue for the merits of go-getter, outside the bounds of societally acceptable capitalism. In this case if you're the boyfriend, you leave your balls at home.
