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"It wasn't my fart, I swear." One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him. His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."
Via Rob Pugh Videos
It's a wonder this woman has stayed with this guy as long as she has, he's been doing this to her since at least July:
After all the tears were shed, this couple decided to share what may be the worst wedding photographs of all time. The gifted wedding photographer was part of wedding package from a "pretty reputable bridal shop". These amazing photographs have been shared all over the internet and even inspired their own memes. How bad can they be, you ask? See for yourself.
Via News Time
Because crawling on your hands and knees, while ripping your girlfriend's stockings off has a 100% success rate...
Via mitchberghini
A Twitter user apparently found this "nice" note taped up around town. Go ahead and read it, we'll wait....
Ladies? Do you feel safer now knowing this guy is somewhere out there?
It turns out that almost no one feels that way:
via @Hell3Quin, @mitchberghini, @BigHairyMarty, @scatterkeir, @AgentAnnK
But hey, there's hope! Judging by those horrified Twitter responses, there are many men out there who know respect, rather than offering to "crush the life" out of someone, is the best way to make a woman feel safe.
