Criminally Dumb Criminal

Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief

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The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.

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The Song That Plays on This Car Radio During a Failed Robbery is More Than a Little Ironic

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This Man is Named (No Joke) Bud Weisser, and He Was Arrested for Attempting to Rob a Convenience Store

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Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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Christmas Comes Early for This Santa Knocking Down a Post Office

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He Didn't Shoot an Eye Out, but This Dumb Criminal DID Steal a Leg Lamp

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These Pranksters Get What's Coming to Them and Ended Up Calling the Cops... on Themselves

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You Almost Have to Admire the Guts of This Woman Being Able to Shoplift Using Her Dress

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There's a Serial Car Pooper in Akron, Anybody Have Any Leads?

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This Criminally Dumb Criminal is the FAIL of the Day

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The Old "Night Man" Clause to Theft Doesn't Hold in Court

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A Guy in Crutches Tried to Rob Kid Rock's House

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Hang On, I Need to Call in an Expert on This One

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Why You Don't Annoy the Man With the Police Helicopter

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