Criminally Dumb Criminal

Why You Don't Annoy the Man With the Police Helicopter

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The Big Mouth Billy Bass is Probably More Effective Than a Real Security System

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The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.

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Missing Package FAIL

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Spell Check Required

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Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone

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Pro Tip #1 for Stealing a Chainsaw: Don't Stuff it in Your Shorts

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A Guy in Crutches Tried to Rob Kid Rock's House

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This Robber Plays Dead When His Burglary Goes Awry. Brilliant or Stupid?

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There's a Serial Car Pooper in Akron, Anybody Have Any Leads?

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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A Woman Wearing a "Won't be Caught" Shirt Stole $1500 in Beauty Supplies.

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A Store Owner Tells This Would-Be Robber to Bug Off

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Crafty Heist FAIL

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These Pranksters Get What's Coming to Them and Ended Up Calling the Cops... on Themselves

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Criminally Dumb Disguise FAIL

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