Criminally Dumb Criminal

The Newest Inductee into the Criminal Hall of Fame Attempted to Steal Lobster Tails By Stuffing Them Down Her Pants

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This Man is Named (No Joke) Bud Weisser, and He Was Arrested for Attempting to Rob a Convenience Store

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The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.

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The Cycle of Crime Continues

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This Jerk Got Caught Red-Handed Loading Other People's Deliveries Into His High-End SUV

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Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

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Just Look at the Name of This Florida Convict and Tell Yourself Florida Isn't the Best/Worst

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Couch Thieves FAIL

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Hang On, I Need to Call in an Expert on This One

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Breathalyzer FAIL

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Did You Remember Your Social Security Number?

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The Biggest Tom Brady Fan (Based on Tattoos at Least) is in Jail on Narcotics Charges

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Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone

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Four Flat Tires, a Deployed Airbag, and One Very Arrested Drunk Driver

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief

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