Criminally Dumb Criminal

Meta Burglar FAIL

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Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone

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An 82-Year-Old Woman Gets Busted Trying to Steal the "Sexiest Fantasies" Perfume

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Couch Thieves FAIL

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The Big Mouth Billy Bass is Probably More Effective Than a Real Security System

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The Old "Night Man" Clause to Theft Doesn't Hold in Court

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Did You Remember Your Social Security Number?

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Photo of the Day: Man Tried to Smuggle 94 iPhones Into China

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This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

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This is the Most Inept Robber You'll See Today

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A Trio of Teens Thought They Scored Some Coke, They Found Out the Wrong Way it Was Ashes

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A Store Owner Tells This Would-Be Robber to Bug Off

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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The Worst Criminal of the Week Broke into a Home and Tried to Smoke Something Totally Unusual

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A Genius Criminal Attempts to Outrun a Police Chase on a Skateboard

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A Burglar Must Flee From the Most Vicious Attack Dog Ever Recorded

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