Criminally Dumb Criminal

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This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio

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If You're Going to Deliver Meth by Drone, Keep it Under Six Pounds

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The Biggest Tom Brady Fan (Based on Tattoos at Least) is in Jail on Narcotics Charges

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Try Not to Wince: This Woman Was Stashing Foil-Wrapped Drugs in Her Other... Other Pocket

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Pro Tip: Sober Up BEFORE Trying to Rob the Liquor Store

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Armed Robbery FAIL

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Photo of the Day: Man Tried to Smuggle 94 iPhones Into China

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This Robber Plays Dead When His Burglary Goes Awry. Brilliant or Stupid?

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This Robber Gets Exactly What He Deserves After Being Locked into His Own Crime

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Criminally Dumb Disguise FAIL

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Turns Out Blowing Up an ATM is Not the Best Way to Make a Quick Buck

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This Sandwich Thief Had it Coming

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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The Worst Criminal of the Week Broke into a Home and Tried to Smoke Something Totally Unusual

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The Old "Night Man" Clause to Theft Doesn't Hold in Court

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A Woman Wearing a "Won't be Caught" Shirt Stole $1500 in Beauty Supplies.