Criminally Dumb Criminal

Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

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These Pranksters Get What's Coming to Them and Ended Up Calling the Cops... on Themselves

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This Crook Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Swipe $15,000 in Goods Next to a Krav Maga Studio

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This Man is Named (No Joke) Bud Weisser, and He Was Arrested for Attempting to Rob a Convenience Store

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The Worst Criminal of the Week Broke into a Home and Tried to Smoke Something Totally Unusual

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This is the Most Inept Robber You'll See Today

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Meta Burglar FAIL

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The Newest Inductee into the Criminal Hall of Fame Attempted to Steal Lobster Tails By Stuffing Them Down Her Pants

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Breathalyzer FAIL

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Did You Remember Your Social Security Number?

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Try Not to Wince: This Woman Was Stashing Foil-Wrapped Drugs in Her Other... Other Pocket

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The Song That Plays on This Car Radio During a Failed Robbery is More Than a Little Ironic

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Spell Check Required

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If You're Going to Deliver Meth by Drone, Keep it Under Six Pounds

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This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

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Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief

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