Criminally Dumb Criminal

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An 82-Year-Old Woman Gets Busted Trying to Steal the "Sexiest Fantasies" Perfume

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Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief

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One Criminally Dumb Criminal is Thwarted by His Love of Chicken

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Classic: The Thief Who Thought of Everything... Except Cutters

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Three Men Are Under Arrest for Stealing a Safe... With Nothing in it

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This Anti-Smoking Plan Backfires

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This Robber Plays Dead When His Burglary Goes Awry. Brilliant or Stupid?

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A Warning, and Free Fashion Advice!

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Pro Tip #1 for Stealing a Chainsaw: Don't Stuff it in Your Shorts

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A Store Owner Tells This Would-Be Robber to Bug Off

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An Idaho Man Wore This While Being Arrested on Robbery Charges. Seriously.

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The Biggest Tom Brady Fan (Based on Tattoos at Least) is in Jail on Narcotics Charges

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Pro Tip: Sober Up BEFORE Trying to Rob the Liquor Store

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This Sandwich Thief Had it Coming

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Threatening an Undercover Cop: Almost as Bad of an Idea as Threatening a Regular Officer

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Next Time You Think You're Dumb, Remember This Mugger Who Called the Police After He Lost His Phone... While Mugging Someone