He should change his license plate to just say NOPE.

This massive spider could not have found a more inconvenient place to hang out, aside from on your face.

“Nothing worse than opening your car door and feeling something furry!” writes the uploader in the caption.

They found him just chilling beneath the handle, presumably when they stuck their hand up there to open it.

“It’s a bloody super spider,” he says. “Oh jesus!”

Fortunately, for everyone involved, it eventually plops down and scurries away.

For the short and sweet, get to the 1:40 mark. But really, you can't go wrong with the entirety of this comedy of errors.

I still remember those holiday nights fondly, when the family would gather around the wood stove and play games of Plastic Snowman Chips (tm) long into the night. Such great holiday memories.

According to the Youtube description, the lad ended up fine and got up shortly after the video ends. Until then, OUCH.